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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by anigold(m): 11:45am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




Lol, I'll upload my boobs soon

Do u have detachable boobs. abeg how much u buy Am.
I wan buy am give my neighbour"s wife..

Dont forgot to upload your ass... hahahahahah
grin grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 11:51am On May 05, 2015
anigold:

Thanks alot... grin
. . You're welcome!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 11:55am On May 05, 2015
anigold:


Do u have detachable boobs. abeg how much u buy Am.
I wan buy am give my neighbour"s wife..

Dont forgot to upload your ass... hahahahahah
grin grin




stay glued to your phone , it will soon appear
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by anigold(m): 12:06pm On May 05, 2015
oyin17:





stay glued to your phone , it will soon appear

Ok am refreshing your profile every 10 seconds.. grin grin I wan see your detachable boobs.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Kingsasian(m): 1:21pm On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
to be sincere I don't like/comment on a lady that alws ignore my update and pix on fb. if you like upload your destiny, I will stroll down ni
true talk but very very funny
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 1:22pm On May 05, 2015
Kingsasian:
true talk but very very funny
grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:32pm On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland version
Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin

origin abi,u be real origin,since 2006,Haas a year after nairaland was created na only 3likes him get chai.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 1:55pm On May 05, 2015
KelvinGraphics:


Baba your boy dey ooo

I just sidon for corner the observe jejely.

How far U na?
I de , broda.

How ur side?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 1:57pm On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




Lol, I'll upload my boobs soon
No! Keep them safe. It is not good for us to see them. grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 1:59pm On May 05, 2015
JoeCutie:
I know. That's why I said earlier that guys have ONE reason to be jealous of girls, but girls have EVERY reason to be jealous of guys. smiley


If to say I be girl, I for don kill myself since. grin
. grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by DjHypno(m): 2:25pm On May 05, 2015
The more reason why the ladies ignore a lot on social networks. Nonsense!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by huhmuhyehmi(m): 3:28pm On May 05, 2015
Upgraded edition now Available ..

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by francizy(m): 4:06pm On May 05, 2015
softysparky:
Who run the world. ...........cheesygrin


Hahahahahahaba, I gotcha..

After you go dey tell me say na we own the world... grin cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by francizy(m): 4:15pm On May 05, 2015
nwaanambra1:


bro! u na correct 'womanizer' grin grin

u know the golden rule of womanising! cool

rule 1 'pretend not to be interested and sh will be allover u just to prove u r interested!'

rule 2 'pretend not to notice her beauty and she will do anything to make sure u acknowledged it'

rule 3 'subtly and cleverly show how loaded ur goodie bag is and she will beg to taste it'

rule 4. make i stop here before small boys go know the secrets y we dey always collect their small girls from them cheesy cheesy grin grin cool cool

y did they even hide that your post?

i hope they wouldn't hide this one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided

Brother you don commot from jail ni? Abi dem been no ban you after that post? grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by KelvinGraphics(m): 6:27pm On May 05, 2015
Caseless:
I de , broda.

How ur side?
My side bam bro.
Where all this other guys na?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by nwaanambra1(m): 9:40pm On May 05, 2015
francizy:


Brother you don commot from jail ni? Abi dem been no ban you after that post? grin

na them dey take their hand free me on their own. them don tire with my matter - me ma i don born again for nowlipsrsealed undecided grin grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by francizy(m): 9:52pm On May 05, 2015
nwaanambra1:


na them dey take their hand free me on their own. them don tire with my matter - me ma i don born again for nowlipsrsealed undecided grin grin

You ma suppose know say Igbo bashing be like Gold mine.. Sheun is currently mining the gold and I wouldn't blame him for that.. smiley
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Banter1(m): 10:09pm On May 05, 2015
oyin17:


You need help
any recommendation?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by nwaanambra1(m): 10:29pm On May 05, 2015
francizy:


You ma suppose know say Igbo bashing be like Gold mine.. Sheun is currently mining the gold and I wouldn't blame him for that.. smiley
he

but its unfair. igbo is not the only tribe in Nigeria so why has hating igbos become a fun money factor things. well sha i have chosen to sit down watch.

anyway sha i like seun for being a genius but i so hate what he is doing to my people.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by francizy(m): 10:44pm On May 05, 2015
nwaanambra1:
he

but its unfair. igbo is not the only tribe in Nigeria so why has hating igbos become a fun money factor things. well sha i have chosen to sit down watch.

anyway sha i like seun for being a genius but i so hate what he is doing to my people.

Seun is a Yoruba man and I wouldn't blame him for what he's doing. Even if he's biased towards the Yorubas, I wouldn't blame him. Now what about people like ngeneukwenu that only look for articles that bash Igbos? If not that someone said that she's an Igbo person today, I wouldn't have known even tho I've been seeing her moniker ever since last year and I've always seen her Igbo bashing comments.

Abeg free Seun jare.. cheesy

Truth is, if I were to own NL, nobody would have known the moniker I'd be posting with. The ones people know wouldn't be replying posts or creating topics. That's how it would have been easy escaping all these blames and bashing Seun is facing here..

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 10:52pm On May 05, 2015
KelvinGraphics:

My side bam bro.
Where all this other guys na?
few are still around. Just name those u wanna know their whereabouts, and I shall make them known to u. grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by nwaanambra1(m): 11:03pm On May 05, 2015
francizy:


Seun is a Yoruba man and I wouldn't blame him for what he's doing. Even if he's biased towards the Yorubas, I wouldn't blame him. Now what about people like ngeneukwenu that only look for articles that bash Igbos? If not that someone said that she's an Igbo person today, I wouldn't have known even tho I've been seeing her moniker ever since last year and I've always seen her Igbo bashing comments.

Abeg free Seun jare.. cheesy

Truth is, if I were to own NL, nobody would have known the moniker I'd be posting with. The ones people know wouldn't be replying posts or creating topics. That's how it would have been easy escaping all these blames and bashing Seun is facing here..

uche gi dia!! na ur papa born u! cool

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 11:27pm On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol..... Not at all... Em go penalise you! No free kitten for you..this week!


I no dey fear kitten trips. Am CELIBATING wink
Nothing they happen joh.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 11:30pm On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

.
.
Lol..... Not at all... Em go penalise you! No free kitten for you..this week!

I no dey fear kitten trips. Am CELIBATING wink
Nothing they happen joh.
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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by MissMakas(f): 7:25am On May 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
You're going back to school with your sister; same school, same level, same everything almost. They give you 10K, give her 25K. 2 weeks later, they call her, "Hey angel, do you still have money?". After one month, they never call you oh, okay you manage call them after two months, "Hello, dad I need some money". He replies, "You have to manage yourself well, things are hard these days". What injustice! embarassed

That's the ONE reason - Preferential treatment. You'd begin to wish you were a girl. embarassed undecided grin
Eeyah, so you're jealous? No wonder. tongue grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by PhweshyJ(f): 7:36am On May 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
You're going back to school with your sister; same school, same level, same everything almost. They give you 10K, give her 25K. 2 weeks later, they call her, "Hey angel, do you still have money?". After one month, they never call you oh, okay you manage call them after two months, "Hello, dad I need some money". He replies, "You have to manage yourself well, things are hard these days". What injustice! embarassed

That's the ONE reason - Preferential treatment. You'd begin to wish you were a girl. embarassed undecided grin
cheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesy

Ntor!!! tongue tongue

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by JoeCutie(m): 7:55am On May 06, 2015
MissMakas:
Eeyah, so you're jealous? No wonder. tongue grin
I'm not jealous oh, it's just that the unfair treatments to the male folks by the society is not acceptable.


No wonder what? grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by JoeCutie(m): 7:58am On May 06, 2015
PhweshyJ:
cheesy cheesy cheesycheesy cheesy cheesy

Ntor!!! tongue tongue
Ntor abi? I go show you pepper! cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by BUGOFF(m): 3:47pm On May 06, 2015
oyin17:


I mean all I said
seriously? wow
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by MissMakas(f): 6:24pm On May 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
I'm not jealous oh, it's just that the unfair treatments to the male folks by the society is not acceptable.


No wonder what? grin
No wonder...nothing. tongue
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by PhweshyJ(f): 6:33pm On May 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
Ntor abi? I go show you pepper! cheesy
You no fit. tongue

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