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Saw this on Facebook and couldn't just help it but laugh


Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

*yawns*

it was funny when I first heard it a couple of years ago

FLAWLES:
*yawns*

fulls and fools??

kovak:
it was funny when I first heard it a couple of years ago

Abi o..

s.t.a.l.e

FLAWLES:
*yawns*

Am not surprise

justmag:
fulls and fools??

.maybe

FLAWLES:
.maybe

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