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Caleycash:
Hate you say I know you be?!...mtcheeww if u like make you be her wrapper I no care. jus tell her to CHANGE!!!

Bro calm down,ah no talk say u be haters, I only said that slogan was meant for those who do bash us.
Thanks, God bless

Dotwillis1:
Signs you are dating a girl and not a woman

A counter thread



Girls expect you to be their ATMachine – women are financially independent.

Girls don't like spending from their wallets, they depend on the guy for all their basic needs; jumping from one guy to the other and taxing them. They will start complaining whenever you are broke and may even end the relationship.
A woman, on the other hand, may allow
her man to pay for her sometimes, but most times she prefer to pay the bill herself from time to time – for
both of them.

Girls are too lousy on social media especially about their relationship status. Women r just too busy with real life to bother updating their status online all about.

I have this girl on my facebook list that updates what's going on between her and her bf time to time. She do blurt everything it out on the social network even whenever they v sex, a kiss, visit, even when they fought

Girls gossips, women reads

Women will like to spend their leisure time with their nOse in books, novels, magazines. They don't enjoy filling their lives with useless talks and gists. Women like to keep sharp while girls like to keep occupied.

Girls don't know how to hold a stimulating conversation

Most girls are awful at holding
conversations. They aren’t up-to-date on global affairs. They don’t have any intellectual hobbies or interests. And their opinions aren’t really their own, but are the opinions of others they heard and took as their own. Girls are boring. Women are fascinating

Girls will want to buy a fast food, women prefers to cook themselves

Most girls can't even cook well, maybe they were spoiled growing up, some are just been lazy. They prefer you take them out to a restaurant and you buy whatever it is they want to eat, and yours as well. This isn’t to say that women don’t eat outside, they do if you take them out. But still go home afterwards to prepare for you a nice meal.

A girl will tell you on phone that she is hungry and you should take her out to eat. A woman will call you she just finished preparing a nice meal and you should come over to eat.

Girls like to dress in revealing clothes
Women understand that being provocative isn’t the only way to look good. A woman doesn’t have to have her everything hanging out in order to feel sexually appealing. Women are so confident in their own skin that they don't bother adding anything artificial.

greeting manners

A girl will bend her knees half way, when greeting your parents. Most of them now bows like a 'male' forgetting they are to kneel. A woman will greet with Her knees touching the ground even when greeting her man.

Girls are dependent
Girls aren’t really sure what their purpose is – they’re hoping to find a man to pick them up and show them the way.
Women are passionate and driven, they take what they want and don’t need anyone to help get it. They are strong, confident and independent.


Hey guys don't get stuck dating a girl!







Feel free to add more!

BULLSHIT

Caleycash:
Hate you say I know you be?!...mtcheeww if u like make you be her wrapper I no care. jus tell her to CHANGE!!!

Hey good morning. We have stopped the usage of that slogan. Thanks though. How's your morning?

Twaci:
We have stopped the usage of that slogan.

Abeg, no vex, wish slogan

yhusiee:
Abeg, no vex, wish slogan

Good morning . If u tell me how u stopped your sleep paralysis, I will show u the slogan . Deal?

Twaci:
Good morning . If u tell me how u stopped your sleep paralysis, I will show u the slogan . Deal?

So, u remember. Well, now is not time for trade by barter negotiation, come to even think of it, I have every intention to vote for u in d upcoming contest. It is only gracious for u 2 tell me. #winks

yhusiee:
So, u remember. Well, now is not time for trade by barter negotiation, come to even think of it, I have every intention to vote for u in d upcoming contest. It is only gracious for u 2 tell me. #winks

Awww! Thanks dear. Ok, oya come closer lemme tell u. I don't want others overhearing it.

The slogan is *whispers*

pbs4real:
ok i dn hear.bt at least pt ur pix 4 dp mk we see u even if na for 24hrs.

I have puted it

IYANGBALI:
I have puted it

lie, its nt dre. . . Pt pix jawe if e sure 4 u.

Ishilove:
BULLSHIT

yhu stepped on it ??

Twaci:
Hey good morning. We have stopped the usage of that slogan. Thanks though. How's your morning?

My morning is hectic and busy...and by the way I meant Change as the real word, not that zoo country slogan for their war criminal president!!!

TEAMTWACI:
Bro calm down,ah no talk say u be haters, I only said that slogan was meant for those who do bash us.
Thanks, God bless

Ok ...pardon me.I miss interpreted

TEAMTWACI:
Bro calm down,ah no talk say u be haters, I only said that slogan was meant for those who do bash us.
Thanks, God bless

Ok ...pardon me.I mis-interpreted

Caleycash:
Ok ...pardon me.I mis-interpreted

Alright sir


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wen it comes to d part u guys av issue a gal wud cry nd beg bt a woman wud prove shez right..dnt u tink?#JXTSAYIN#...u sure r correct in some tinz tho

TEAMTWACI:
The slogan was meant for haters and bashers

This is the new slogan


T - TRUSTWORTHY √
W - WONDROUS √
A - ASPIRING √
C - COURAGEOUS √
I - INTELLINGENT √

SHE GAT ALL WE NEED
VOTE TWACI



KEEP CALM AND VOTE www.nairaland.com/twaci For Miss NL
God bless you all


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better

caesaraba:
I feel you bro. Let me give you a personal story. Mine was worse sef a few years back in Uni days. A banker was going to take her and her friends to the club and since I no get motor back then, all my protestations fell on deaf ears. See how I lie down dy imagine how another person dy flex my babe. Didn't take two years for me to get on the right track and d moment pepper begin rest small small, I dumped her sorry ass, deleted her number and blocked her on fb. 2 years after out of the blue, I got a call from her just two weeks ago and another one last week. Guess what, she wan mend fences. Fence on top which plot? Land wey I don sell tey tey. Don't worry, bro. In the end, we are always the winners. Stay strong.

This is a story of hope

TEAMTWACI:
Keep calm and vote www.nairaland.com/twaci For Miss NL




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T -THEY
W - WILL
A - ALL
C - CRY
I - IN THE END
Vote beauty and brain

Pls oooo lemme ask..... wat do u stand to gain from all these?

Not true

Genea:
y shud u be

hmmmn u don't ve to blow ur own trumpet

uzimi:
Most men actually prefer to date girls. They don't appreciate women. They take women that are obedient for a fool. They can't appreciate. So I can say that's why girls fit them

NOT TRUE

bigname90:
hmmmn u don't ve to blow ur own trumpet

am not blowing my trumpet,am just telling u d fact

Genea:
am not blowing my trumpet,am just telling u d fact

Ok noted before e go cos fite

Genea:
am not blowing my trumpet,am just telling u d fact

Ok noted before e go cos fite

bigname90:
Ok noted before e go cos fite



Ok noted before e go cos fite

u no well

Genea:
u no well

I see u re a humorist ow nice