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DanceVille:
If isn't obvious already, guys and girls lie about very different things.So, here are my Top ten lies that Nigerian Girls tell their boyfriend..

1. I Don't Mind You Looking At Other Girls:
Guys, don't be stupid of course she minds! She doesn't need to hear about how hot that girl is from the hunger games - unless you never want to get laid again, then yeah, sure, go on, say it.I dare you.Here's an advice; when hanging out with your girl, don't discuss about how hot other girls are because your girl will be very disappointed - and that's not good.
2. I Love Everything About You:
Yeah, right! So she loves the way you smell after football game? Or the way you throw your socks around? Maybe she just loves it when you burp in her face...Then fart!.
3. I Don't Have Transport Money:
Imagine a girl that has up to #10,000 in her purse, still lying she doesn't has T-fare..
4. I Don't Have Credit:
Seee Lie, some even do it to the extent of sending "Please send me credit" while she has up to #500 in her line account.
5. I don't like Sex:Hmm! She's absolutely lying..Girls love sex more than Guys..True fact!
6. I'm not ready for a Boyfriend:Guys, I'm sorry, but if you hear this - it's over!.This is her way of dumping you as nicely as she can.So, be a gentleman and let her go because what she's really saying is, "I don't like you anymore".
You smell.Stop calling me.
7. I can cook: Guys, beware! Not all Naija girls can cook..Except if you want to be Mr. Bigg's eating husband.Be wise!.
8. I have a problem in my school and my dad either just lost his job or has many things on his mind, can you please send me money:She just wanna use the money for another thing...Naija girls sha!
9. I don't Bleach: Hmm! Lol! She don't bleach, just her natural colour coming out...Guys run for that girl, she ugly than a "Chipmunk"...
10. Guys add yours...
DanceVille.
Cc:lalasticlala

Freciprocal:
Wash

falconey:
do you have anything better up there?

Rapsodee:
You mean a girl can't tell you she is not ready for a boyfriend and be true?

SuperSuave:
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OP, most of your points are not proven, some lack the right highlight to buttress them.
the evidence of bleaching is glaring for charp guys and a lady saying she can cook doesn't mean she's lying, Just ask her to prepare stew for you, her nyansh go open like fowl's rump if she's lying[/size]

pyyxxaro:
LAI MOHAMMED's daughter must be one of them

Its runs in the Blood


Abeg make una nor attack me o , I never chop today

#RunningToOtuoke#

komzyb:
why stew?

SuperSuave:
[size=13pt]I'm talking from experience miss, if she can prepare a great stew without too much or less of any ingredient then she can really cook[/size]

starlingslimnet:
When a gal say she is not ready for a relationship she is saying I want a relationship with you.... Talking from experience