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| What Will You Do In This Case by phemyor(op): 6:13am On May 13, 2015 |
In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. On phone.... Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million. Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME. Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick. Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract. The man quickly went home... Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers. Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: .Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of touching rats..... |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by brize(m): 6:18am On May 13, 2015 |
I will book space and leave |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by agarawu23(m): 6:23am On May 13, 2015 |
I go first faint , If I wake up, I will accept the fact that "there is reason for everything" what if I was awarded the contract with the #30m and thief block me on the road and shoot me ? |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by Sard(m): 6:26am On May 13, 2015 |
 .... I will quickly wake up because it can only happen in My dream. On a lighter note, in this time of fuel scarcity, I will advise everybody to do like this guy (below)  , make your village witches no com use straw sip your fuel.
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| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by jejemanito: 6:39am On May 13, 2015 |
Was this supposed to be funny? |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by shawnfamous(m): 6:39am On May 13, 2015 |
agarawu23:lol na so hopeless pple think! When they lose smtn they will say thr is a reason! If u re given a 30mill contract does dat min d money will b fully paid in cash? |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by agarawu23(m): 6:43am On May 13, 2015 |
shawnfamous:if you can commit suicide cos you lost a contract worth 30m, I can't  ppl like you are guys who can use their wife for money ritual even if the company didn't give me the money in full, at lease I will be given part payment either check or cash if one way block, another way go open if you have faith |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by shawnfamous(m): 6:48am On May 13, 2015 |
agarawu23:even if I see u I go use u 4 money ritual sef |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by agarawu23(m): 6:52am On May 13, 2015 |
shawnfamous:mumu |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by Dotwillis1(m): 7:29am On May 13, 2015 |
.won't react bad even tho I lost the contract, I'd still gt another one. Buh I will quickly take her to a psych. Hospital and she will spend the rest of her years there. |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by TrishaP(f): 7:41am On May 13, 2015 |
Lol.. this is fallacy jare. I don't think any sane man of these days would leave 30M to listen to his wife story. |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by Iype(m): 7:52am On May 13, 2015 |
Just here to observe |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by publicenemy(m): 9:23am On May 13, 2015 |
phemyor:Remove the rat and go back to work. |
| Re: What Will You Do In This Case by leftyansh: 9:52am On May 13, 2015 |
is she mad..... 12 resounding slaps |
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