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tonychristopher:
The booty. One of the most complex and varied aspects of our bodies and cultures. We obsess about it, we stare at it, we touch it, we squeeze it, we shake it, we sing about it, we rap about it, we idolize it. Ever since Sir Mix-a-lot declared to the world that he liked big butts and could not lie, life for big booty women has not been the same.


Now some may read this and be like, “whatchu mean?!” and I’m sure those that are saying that probably have some of the flattest butts in the world, so this is not for you. Now as a woman with a pretty round butt of my own, I know and love the joys of having one but as I get older and become more…”pronounced,” my blessing has slowly become a curse. To get you guys to understand where I’m coming from, I decided to make a list of some of the pros and cons of having a big booty, just so you can see both sides…

Pros:

1. THE CURVES!
I remember a time in America where it was grotesque to have curves or to not be as slender as a stripper pole. Women with even an ounce of fat on them were consider fat or overweight, but with such a growing rate of overweight people in America, a sense of sex appeal has been added to have some curves or baby fat, as some call it. Along with that new sex appeal America has for curvy women, more women with curves are on the cover of magazines, runway shows, and breaking into the music industry, despite opposition.
2. More cushion. No seriously!
Having some extra padding back there isn’t just good for the pushin’! Its also a safety precaution for falls, slips, or if you get shot in the butt it will get lodged in the lard and miss any vital organs.
3. You can use the term bootylicious and not look stupid.
When Destiny’s child coined the term in the early 2000s, every woman in the world, especially the ones with NO butt, were using that word and thought it was okay. Well, its not! For women who are actually bootylicious, they can use the word to describe themself and get an, “AMEN” instead of an awkward side eye.
4. You are going to stand out in a crowd, or with a group of friends.
Whenever you are out with friends, people are gonna spot you (well your butt first), and they’ll say “that’s the girl with the big booty!” You are gonna have a discint characteristic and people will remember your name and you for it.
5. Things tend to bounce off it.
I can’t tell you the amount of times my butt has saved me from being hit with balls, or having anything thrown at me. I remember in high school, walking down the hallway, someone threw a football and I bent over to pick something up. The ball literally bounced off my butt and saved me. Amazing things a big butt can do, I tell ya.
6. It makes up for those who have small boobs.
Well in this case I can’t relate as much because I was blessed with both :-P. But for those women out there that aren’t, having a big butt really does make up for it. A male friend of mine said it best, “I got to have something to hold onto! Either the bottom or the top, something has to be there or I’m out!” It also doesn’t make women look as frail as they would without it. *kanye shrug*
7. You fill out your clothes more.
I don’t know a woman out there that likes being swallowed by her clothe when she is wearing them. All I’m gonna say on this is, the world can appreciate a pair of yoga pants or jeans more with a big booty woman, more than they can with anyone else.
8. People enjoy twerking more when you do it!
I’m sure we all were equally grossed out by Miley Cyrus’ twerking. But I think if Miley was more “blessed” in the butt department, I don’t think there would be too much complaining.
9. It provides more cushion during pregnancy and childbirth.
Alot of women suffer from tailbone pain during preganancy and, in some cases, damage it during childbirth. Apparently, having a big butt can actually help cushion that area and make it less painful. AND, big butts are usually accompanied by child bearing hips which makes pregnancy and childbirth just a little easier.
10. It sheilds against diabetes.
Having a big butt actually shows that your body is able to metabolize sugars better and turn them into fat. Who would have thought??
11. There are just nice to look at!
Now lets be honest, we’ve all caught ourselves staring at one before, whether its your own or someone elses.

And NOW THE CONS:

1. People only see your ass
While it is nice to look at, its not the only thing! I know for myself, when I meet guys the first thing they say is, “you got a big ass!” And don’t get me wrong, its flattering for the first 10 minutes but when every question that comes out of their mouth is regarding my ass or he is constantly referring to it, then it gets old FAST.
2. Your subjected to constantly being spanked on the ass.
That shit just hurts!
3. “Can I touch it?”
I can’t tell you how many men, and women, see me walking down the street or in the club and ask me if they can touch my butt. This is not Showtime at the Apollo, you NOT come up and touch my ass for good luck or for whatever strange reason.
4. Constant stares and murmurs when walking by.
Do you know how irritating it is to walk down the street, minding your own business, and have people stare at you just because you have on a pair of legging or pants that show your figure? My favorite is when you walk past a group of old men and they moan and groan silently, like you can’t hear them. EW! I’ll admit it does make a person feel disgusting, especially with so much unwanted attention on you. Maybe I should just walking around dressed like a nun.
5. Annoying nicknames.
Big booty judy. Phat Up. Donk. Juicy. Jiggle. Like really? The list can go on for so much longer! I’m flattered but, my parents did give me an actual name.
6. You can’t share seats with people.
I can’t tell you how many times my friends have tried to share a seat with me at the movies, or a restaurant and fail miserably. Either they are left with a small corner of the seat, or left on the floor. I’ve cried myself to sleep many nights because of this.
7. Everyone thinks you should be a stripper or a porn star.
I take offense to this at times because I’ve got a college degree, and working on a masters. There is no way in hell that I’m gonna let those degrees catch dust, to swing on a pole or a penis just because I have the body for it. Don’t undermind my intelligence or capabilities.
8. Your limited in the clothes you can wear.
Don’t get me wrong, a booty does fill out your clothes but it can be your downfall as well. I love wearing dresses! Short ones, long ones, formal ones, sun dresses, I love them all! A dress may look harmless when its on the hanger but, I know for myself, when you put it on, it can really make you look like someone in a profession that requires you “be on your knees” alot. Even though I know I do those things, it doesn’t mean that people that see me wont think that! *sigh*
9. It’s an annoying conversation piece.
How many people wanna have, or enjoy having, a conversation with someone, for more that 5 minutes, about why your butt is so big and how it got like that? *crickets*
10. You are always gonna be the chick with the big ass.
I find this con to be particulary depressing. Its like no matter what you do, where you go, or whats going on in your life, you are always gonna be known as the chick with the big butt. I don’t know about you but way more than just a walking ass.
11. Society still considers you to be overweight.
No matter how sexy you may think your curves are, depending on the circumstances, you are still considered to be overweight. For most women, this can really mess with their self-esteem and drive them to crazy dieting and fitness routines, which usually makes their health even more worse then where they started.

So ladies what do you think? Do you embrace your blessing or do you regret it?

MrBasketball:
Picture of your butt at the back... Show us or we believe you are lying and trying to seek for silly attention.

iykedare:
Se the same person talking about men who look at her butt. When will u girls realise that a bigger butt doesnt even guarantee better sex. How does it make the vagyna tight?

You girls are disturbing the husbands of the older women with your crazy dressing. The next generation of kids will do that to your future husbands too. Then it will hurt so bad. Do u know how heartbreak hurt?

pbs4real:
xo why did u chose dt moniker? "jambsupport"

ahsekeena:
And after I get the so called "attention"


What am I gonna do with it?


Ur business son

maxit2:
Stop the hate you reptile.

We ain't the cause of your problems. Take your skinny ass outta here. Nobody cares about you.

Your bitterness is just a reflection of the frustration from lack of attention. Go shoot your momma. If she gorrit, you would've garrit.

papawemba:
Why do I feel that you a man posing as a woman? I can bet my job and my X6 BMW that you are not what you portray in this write up. Prove me wrong.

Jambsupport:
Just a remembrance of d reason i left naija years ago. Plz no more ques

iykedare:
Se the same person talking about men who look at her butt. When will u girls realise that a bigger butt doesnt even guarantee better sex. How does it make the vagyna tight?

You girls are disturbing the husbands of the older women with your crazy dressing. The next generation of kids will do that to your future husbands too. Then it will hurt so bad. Do u know how heartbreak hurt?

ahsekeena:
And after I get the so called "attention"


What am I gonna do with it?


Ur business son

ahsekeena:
And after I get the so called "attention"


What am I gonna do with it?


Ur business son

Jambsupport:
Just a remembrance of d reason i left naija years ago. Plz no more ques

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

Longstride:
Interesting

pbs4real:
eeya. .dts kul, i jez fink as a curvy and pretty lady u shld hv a sexy moniker

ahsekeena:
Looool...u have x-ray vision?! That u could see she had no bra?



Its simple,just don't look at the bum!

And lol at no panty lines,we wear g-string panties SOMETIMES

Timmytimmy:
Brother, you know what they say. Man shall not live by bread alone.

How did you see me without entering the thread sef? Is Ph girl aware of this?

Meanwhile,
#TeamMiss.Ade.Ife

*continues checking profile picture of girls who seem to be agreeing with the op*

Jambsupport:
Hahaha. If i didn't use this, i'd used 'IyaAlata' sef or something crazy. WTH, not lukin for anything here na

Mariaben:
It can be embarrassing sometimes. I have it so i know what am saying.

ahsekeena:
Please..leave the big butts to the men who love them.






Bigger butts are just appealing to the sight.

Xynthialuvy:
MBA. my azz flat pass plank.

Daisychi:
Wtf

hifaif:
Let us see so we can calculate its relativity to a pair of leggings cos only then can we know if you were guilty of almost causing marital skirmish and domestic violence in another woman's family.

ahsekeena:
Please..leave the big butts to the men who love them.






Bigger butts are just appealing to the sight.

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

Mariaben:
It can be embarrassing sometimes. I have it so i know what am saying.