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Eebudola:
You worwor sha.

Your opinion anumpama

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

pictures of d butt or...u ar tawwkinq trash!

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

Awwwwwww come on now...You love the stares and attention...you are gifted and you know it...so ....flaunt it

Eebudola:
You worwor sha.

Your opinion anumpama

asumo12:

Guy, na so we see am o. Even on top nairaland.

Iamoilprince:
0 picture means 0 butt! We dnt blf ur super story

so u can get Vaseline abi I've got nothing to prove to anybody

Something like this

danny2010:
If you haven't been embarrassed by a big booty, you probably won't understand what we go through. I've had several embarrassing moments, i would just list the top three that happened abroad.
1) i was walking with a friend on a quiet street and didn't realise there was an asian man walking right behind me wanking at my denim clad booty. My friend turned back, saw him and drew my attention to the hub wanking and walking behind me. When the dude saw i had caught on. He just said ' now that's a really nice ass' without breaking his self-service.
2) i was on an escalator, standing on the right to allow people in a hurry rush past on the left. A scrawly looking oyinbo teen tapped my booty, scratched it and hurried past. He was unfortunately so fast, even though i got on the left side of the escalator to catch him, i still couldn't! Now the next one is the most embarrassing till date.

Dem asians are pervvvvvs! Lol what were you going to do the oyinbo?

mistytohcute:
so u can get Vaseline abi
I've got nothing to prove to anybody

That means the place is as flat as My iphone

i feel u have big ukwu. . .As a matter of fact,i see & feel what others don't. . . . . . . .

tonychristopher:
The booty. One of the most complex and varied aspects of our bodies and cultures. We obsess about it, we stare at it, we touch it, we squeeze it, we shake it, we sing about it, we rap about it, we idolize it. Ever since Sir Mix-a-lot declared to the world that he liked big butts and could not lie, life for big booty women has not been the same.


Now some may read this and be like, “whatchu mean?!” and I’m sure those that are saying that probably have some of the flattest butts in the world, so this is not for you. Now as a woman with a pretty round butt of my own, I know and love the joys of having one but as I get older and become more…”pronounced,” my blessing has slowly become a curse. To get you guys to understand where I’m coming from, I decided to make a list of some of the pros and cons of having a big booty, just so you can see both sides…

Pros:

1. THE CURVES!
I remember a time in America where it was grotesque to have curves or to not be as slender as a stripper pole. Women with even an ounce of fat on them were consider fat or overweight, but with such a growing rate of overweight people in America, a sense of sex appeal has been added to have some curves or baby fat, as some call it. Along with that new sex appeal America has for curvy women, more women with curves are on the cover of magazines, runway shows, and breaking into the music industry, despite opposition.
2. More cushion. No seriously!
Having some extra padding back there isn’t just good for the pushin’! Its also a safety precaution for falls, slips, or if you get shot in the butt it will get lodged in the lard and miss any vital organs.
3. You can use the term bootylicious and not look stupid.
When Destiny’s child coined the term in the early 2000s, every woman in the world, especially the ones with NO butt, were using that word and thought it was okay. Well, its not! For women who are actually bootylicious, they can use the word to describe themself and get an, “AMEN” instead of an awkward side eye.
4. You are going to stand out in a crowd, or with a group of friends.
Whenever you are out with friends, people are gonna spot you (well your butt first), and they’ll say “that’s the girl with the big booty!” You are gonna have a discint characteristic and people will remember your name and you for it.
5. Things tend to bounce off it.
I can’t tell you the amount of times my butt has saved me from being hit with balls, or having anything thrown at me. I remember in high school, walking down the hallway, someone threw a football and I bent over to pick something up. The ball literally bounced off my butt and saved me. Amazing things a big butt can do, I tell ya.
6. It makes up for those who have small boobs.
Well in this case I can’t relate as much because I was blessed with both :-P. But for those women out there that aren’t, having a big butt really does make up for it. A male friend of mine said it best, “I got to have something to hold onto! Either the bottom or the top, something has to be there or I’m out!” It also doesn’t make women look as frail as they would without it. *kanye shrug*
7. You fill out your clothes more.
I don’t know a woman out there that likes being swallowed by her clothe when she is wearing them. All I’m gonna say on this is, the world can appreciate a pair of yoga pants or jeans more with a big booty woman, more than they can with anyone else.
8. People enjoy twerking more when you do it!
I’m sure we all were equally grossed out by Miley Cyrus’ twerking. But I think if Miley was more “blessed” in the butt department, I don’t think there would be too much complaining.
9. It provides more cushion during pregnancy and childbirth.
Alot of women suffer from tailbone pain during preganancy and, in some cases, damage it during childbirth. Apparently, having a big butt can actually help cushion that area and make it less painful. AND, big butts are usually accompanied by child bearing hips which makes pregnancy and childbirth just a little easier.
10. It sheilds against diabetes.
Having a big butt actually shows that your body is able to metabolize sugars better and turn them into fat. Who would have thought??
11. There are just nice to look at!
Now lets be honest, we’ve all caught ourselves staring at one before, whether its your own or someone elses.

And NOW THE CONS:

1. People only see your ass
While it is nice to look at, its not the only thing! I know for myself, when I meet guys the first thing they say is, “you got a big ass!” And don’t get me wrong, its flattering for the first 10 minutes but when every question that comes out of their mouth is regarding my ass or he is constantly referring to it, then it gets old FAST.
2. Your subjected to constantly being spanked on the ass.
That shit just hurts!
3. “Can I touch it?”
I can’t tell you how many men, and women, see me walking down the street or in the club and ask me if they can touch my butt. This is not Showtime at the Apollo, you NOT come up and touch my ass for good luck or for whatever strange reason.
4. Constant stares and murmurs when walking by.
Do you know how irritating it is to walk down the street, minding your own business, and have people stare at you just because you have on a pair of legging or pants that show your figure? My favorite is when you walk past a group of old men and they moan and groan silently, like you can’t hear them. EW! I’ll admit it does make a person feel disgusting, especially with so much unwanted attention on you. Maybe I should just walking around dressed like a nun.
5. Annoying nicknames.
Big booty judy. Phat Up. Donk. Juicy. Jiggle. Like really? The list can go on for so much longer! I’m flattered but, my parents did give me an actual name.
6. You can’t share seats with people.
I can’t tell you how many times my friends have tried to share a seat with me at the movies, or a restaurant and fail miserably. Either they are left with a small corner of the seat, or left on the floor. I’ve cried myself to sleep many nights because of this.
7. Everyone thinks you should be a stripper or a porn star.
I take offense to this at times because I’ve got a college degree, and working on a masters. There is no way in hell that I’m gonna let those degrees catch dust, to swing on a pole or a penis just because I have the body for it. Don’t undermind my intelligence or capabilities.
8. Your limited in the clothes you can wear.
Don’t get me wrong, a booty does fill out your clothes but it can be your downfall as well. I love wearing dresses! Short ones, long ones, formal ones, sun dresses, I love them all! A dress may look harmless when its on the hanger but, I know for myself, when you put it on, it can really make you look like someone in a profession that requires you “be on your knees” alot. Even though I know I do those things, it doesn’t mean that people that see me wont think that! *sigh*
9. It’s an annoying conversation piece.
How many people wanna have, or enjoy having, a conversation with someone, for more that 5 minutes, about why your butt is so big and how it got like that? *crickets*
10. You are always gonna be the chick with the big ass.
I find this con to be particulary depressing. Its like no matter what you do, where you go, or whats going on in your life, you are always gonna be known as the chick with the big butt. I don’t know about you but way more than just a walking ass.
11. Society still considers you to be overweight.
No matter how sexy you may think your curves are, depending on the circumstances, you are still considered to be overweight. For most women, this can really mess with their self-esteem and drive them to crazy dieting and fitness routines, which usually makes their health even more worse then where they started.

So ladies what do you think? Do you embrace your blessing or do you regret it?

Spare me d fuckin details,i just love mega butts. . . .

No doubt it embarrasing at times especially when the attraction is from older men. But being who i am, i have learn to be confident in myself. I am naturally endowed with curves in the right places. Thank goodness who complemted it with a stunning elegance. I flaunt it just the way i like. Haters can die. I wil spit on their corpse. Kisses!

Jambsupport:
Just a remembrance of d reason i left naija years ago. Plz no more ques

if i catch u,walahi. . . . .

RESPECT BUT DONT REST IN PEACE THERE


LOL

no1madman:
Spare me d fuckin details,i just love mega butts. . . .

NA LIE NO BE YOU I DEY SEE FOR TIN TOMATOE SHOP WEY BEND HIM NECK

V

https://www.nairaland.com/jollyjoy

Jollyjoy:
No doubt it embarrasing at times especially when the attraction is from older men. But being who i am, i have learn to be confident in myself. I am naturally endowed with curves in the right places. Thank goodness who complemted it with a stunning elegance. I flaunt it just the way i like. Haters can die. I wil spit on their corpse. Kisses!

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

can I feel it too?looks soft

mrbillz:
It takes more than a big butt and a curvy shape to keep a man these days. If you carry that big ass and got noting called brain in that thick skull, then your are not up to it for a guy like me. Ask Amber Rose and Black chyna if their fat ass was enough to keep their men. Last bullet: fat ass babe never win miss world before. I stand to be corrected. #TEAMSLIMSEXYGIRLWITHBRAIN#

Word! I take brains all day

Why is it that the ones with big butt are mostly the ugly ones. Nawa ooh

Jonwesley:
I never knew U re just jobless. The way U used the word idiot amazes me. Insulting everbody that says something opposite to ur opinion. Go on and count the numbers of time U have used "idiot" in your replies, as if it's your middle name and know how U re an embarrassment to women. You will suffer as a wife for your low level of intuition or lack of it.

Now that is so wrong son. Who decides that? You?

Ipledge:
Picture Please,just one picture...I want to finish this vaseline

Don't worry I"l get u another

Btw can u be my campaign manager..I'd luv to contest in the upcoming Mr.Nairaland competition

Halimi24:
ohhh u back boo boo??
Why shld I upload my pic when I aint lookin 4 validation from thirsty males??
Painment abt wat??ur ugly look??
from ur look&nepa man story I know ur ghetto level darling
Dayum!!!!look at those stumpy legs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

God! you are a very unhappy biatch!
Its not cool to attack peoples personalities in this manner except your aim is to demoralize them.
Omo! you saucy die! Look for a good course and channel this your ferocious vigour to and whatever is at the receiving end must burn!!!

MoNickk:
lol. that's a pencil skirt with shape wear underneath. u avnt seen me in leggings.

No offence bae buh All I see on ur dp is "colours" whr d@ ukwu @?

lepasharon:
Eyya... does it sexually torture you when women dress to kill? Sorry oo

stupid comment.

Creamish:
https://www.orkugifs.com/en/images/Laugh-out-loud_1427.gif

You're mean...

mbulela:
Dude, ladies are at the forefront of female objectivism. I have long given up defending them. They dress to draw attention to their curves and cleavages, when those attempting to objectify them say it is not big enough,they go out of their way to prove them wrong.
All these girls in timaya and wizkid do you think they ate forced? You think they do it because of hunger? Wizkid go cover up completely, the girl go wear bum shorts dey shake her big backside and you say most women are not active participants to their own objectivity?
See someone like toolz. With all her undoubted talent in radio what she is known for are her hips and her breasts. She herself makes it her selling point by her instagram whoring.
Bros leave these women,they are hypocrites. Let us just train our daughters to be better.

Now this is poetic, real poetic. But you got to love a woman though, at some point of course.

dBard:
God...
really miss the days of the classy, intelligent yet cute NLand girls.
The days of Ogugua, brownsugar, that jamo chic and sexkills chic..??88 etc.

Not these days of fixation with assets we had no hand in, derailed modesty and distasteful booty pics ( smh@ d girl that actually took a pic of her ass f empirical evidence).

I appreciate a good thing, as well as confidence in a woman, but the sexiest tin abt a woman will always be her Brains...


Which seems to be seriously lacking on NLand.

Yes sir, you are a poet at best. well spoken. Brains, brains, brains

marvelling:
Seriously

damn!, dats one hella b00ty

iPopAlomo:
You're mean...

Dat comment was just funny...

Creamish:
Dat comment was just funny...

Do you believe in love at first click? or..... do I just click again??

Jollyjoy:
No doubt it embarrasing at times especially when the attraction is from older men. But being who i am, i have learn to be confident in myself. I am naturally endowed with curves in the right places. Thank goodness who complemted it with a stunning elegance. I flaunt it just the way i like. Haters can die. I wil spit on their corpse. Kisses!

All this self praise tho... MissAdeife wey get am die no talk reach this one..

Amazo:
But you're not even a big booty chic Just somewhat slightly less than average. Considering the kinds of big booty chics i've met, I can't stare at your type of butt, and nothing more than a 3-seconds glance at best. If only you know what big boot chic really means. The one I saw last whilst driving, oh my god, I hurriedly packed my 550HP by the road side, and followed her behind on foot for some minutes to catch a proper view of the magnificence of her butt's anatomy. Sounds shameless and ridiculous but who cares, that's what big booty does to a man's mind, it crashes the system temporarily or permanently sometimes. I also recall parking another time, I walked the girl straight up to her house and dropping some weird pickup lines along the way. The eyes she gave me, you could tell she knew it wasn't my fault I was acting that way, that her plus-sized curvy watermelon thick a$$ were the cause . No joke, once you go big booty chic, you ain't going back. They're the best and if she happens to have big boöbs too, then you've hit the jackpot


You would be an abnormal man, to see a type like this and not stare hard

That ass in your pic is one big turn off for me. I'd rather have the girl you quoted cuz her's is well rounded and the shape fits her body. One which my hands can grab with more efficiency..

errrrm i was here to see the so called booty


but eeerrrrm i was unable to view it cause of vaselinecrew

Lala247:
even me too im Shocked
What u doing on this topic lol c ur life

i mean my vaseline is finish