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SAMBARRY:
heeehh. Is that right

sorry for replying late one hediot or shediot mod arrested sambarry for 2days. He lock my monica so na today he release me

You too like trouble...

Borrussia:
I just sent you a love letter mail, check it.

All love mails must contain your account details and Credit card pin.
So your mail is void and null, sent to the recycle bin.
Thank you.

Idowuogbo:
who says no to a 3/soMe? *pulls skirt* I'm in!!!

Lmao

Hmmmm....Standd!!! Omolabake!! Literaturelabi!!! *pulls her ears* Don't mix business with.....

standd:
All love mails must contain your account details and Credit card pin. So your mail is void and null, sent to the recycle bin. Thank you.

You didn't even check it to confirm

kayemjay:
Oh, oh, oh...

I see... Now girl, your calculations are very flawed. Why I reached out is totally 'un-jabulani" related. Now everyone will start thinking that I am looking for who to download my software. Ejor o. The bombs I offer are 'business and literature' related. I am not social on NL so this would probably be the last post i will make on this issue.

Standd, I need your help. There I said it.

Okay oh. I don't help NL males.
Sorry

standd:
Okay oh. I don't help NL males.
Sorry

Noted. Thanks.

Borrussia:
You didn't even check it to confirm

I don't need to check, I can smell money from 5000000000 kilometers.

Will love buy me a private jet! You better go and ask Oshiomole the kind of LOVE he promised that clean babe he is marrying today.

kayemjay:
Noted. Thanks.

Lol..How can you, a seasoned and award-winning writer on NL claim to need help from a literary fledging like me



I just replied your PM sha, pls remember, no bombing!

Lmaaaao @ no bombing! Na wa oo....

Idowuogbo:
Lmaaaao @ no bombing! Na wa oo....

I deh fear Kayemjay oh.. lol

standd:
ERROR 404!

Work on your humor, I never sent any pm, did I?

standd:
I deh fear Kayemjay oh.. lol

I don't blame you o...that bros na born2fuck elder brother. Kayemjay the guy with the golden gun aka Jaja of oboopobo

Idowuogbo:
I don't blame you o...that bros na born2fuck elder brother. Kayemjay the guy with the golden gun aka Jaja of oboopobo

heh

Borrussia:
Work on your humor, I never sent any pm, did I?

I know you did not na...but the fear of wet rats is the beginning of wisdom

standd, okay since you want everybody to know nnkan ti a se ti ile fi jona, I will say it. Then you can decide to follow up or not. I got contacted by a major major publishing coy (responsible for most recent major blockbuster from the shores of naija that stunned the world) and i am giving my friends my manuscript to pick out errors for me. There is no rush but I just want more than one eye to feast on it. I have edited it a few times myself but one can never be too careful. So, if you wont be able to, I will understand. There goes the bomb. I did not get your reply to the pm, please. Not yet anyway.

Idowuogbo, judge me not by my antecedents. I am a better man. But if i 'cash' you, you will confess that the jabulani is indeed a jabulani.

standd:
I know you did not na...but the fear of wet rats is the beginning of wisdom

When are you coming up with your next 'literary ribs cracker'

kayemjay:
standd, okay since you want everybody to know nnkan ti a se ti ile fi jona, I will say it. Then you can decide to follow up or not. I got contacted by a major major publishing coy (responsible for most recent major blockbuster from the shores of naija that stunned the world) and i am giving my friends my manuscript to pick out errors for me. There is no rush but I just want more than one eye to feast on it. I have edited it a few times myself but one can never be too careful. So, if you wont be able to, I will understand. There goes the bomb. I did not get your reply to the pm, please. Not yet anyway.

Idowuogbo, judge me not by my antecedents. I am a better man. But if i 'cash' you, you will confess that the jabulani is indeed a jabulani.

I did reply oh, check again please. As for correcting manuscripts, my grammar is wack..lol, I may even add more to the errors. But send it to me, let me read at least, you know I'm your fan, right.

Borrussia:
When are you coming up with your next 'literary ribs cracker'

hmmmn, soon. This weekend.
Thanks for following, I kove you

O 'cash' mi ti.Ordinary handshake sef,I go wear helmet & gloves so unwanted current no go trigger my fuse.

standd:
hmmmn, soon. This weekend.
Thanks for following, I kove you

Intertwine one 'l' from following and evict 'k' in kove and add the 'l' to 'ove' now. At least folowing still make sense.

Borrussia:
Intertwine one 'l' from following and evict 'k' in kove and add the 'l' to 'ove' now. At least folowing still make sense.

Love is wicked...
- Brick and Lace (2009)

standd:
Love is wicked...
- Brick and Lace (2009)

Staying outta it is boring and frustrating.

Idowuogbo:
O 'cash' mi ti.Ordinary handshake sef,I go wear helmet & gloves so unwanted current no go trigger my fuse.

Eh you fear Kayemjay too

standd:
Eh you fear Kayemjay too

I fear am pass Boko Haram.

standd:
Eh you fear Kayemjay too

Kayemjay, grand commander of the federal republick of

Idowuogbo:
I fear am pass Boko Haram.

lol...Kayemjay, you see why I have been reading your mails and 'fearing' you
If badosky can fear you, then I bow oh..

Kayemjay will e-slap me today. Bobo Jay Jay,ou far na?

Borrussia:
Kayemjay, grand commander of the federal republick of

Bros, no be so o

Choi! Chisos!

Ladies, Ladies. Come on! Old things yaff passing aways.

I am a brand new person na. Reborn from the ashes of the phoenix, bla bla bla. Standd, when I get your reply, I would know the email to attach the manuscript and send to.

Badosky 1 of Orubebe Kingdom, Nairaland extension. Fear me not. I come in peace. But you yaff pour sand sand for my garri o. I need yamarita and some kini to go with it