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Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

is she daenaerys stormborn?

hey dude, you just made me remember that i haven't seen any game of throne season 5 episode. Not fair, not fair! *starts hitting head on wall*













*stops momentarily*

Hey Chum it's Nicklaus! i don't care if you misspelled it intentionally, infact that's worse. I won't let you or any1 else go about misspelling my favourite vampire diaries characters name!



*hits his head with pipers cornucopia*
dude do you need a prophet to tell you that you married a nymphomaniac(i love nymphs, i wonder why these sexual monsters are named after them)and you are on the verge of being killed by her? Last time i checked, its a psychological ailment so she needs to see a psychologist. Or if you so wish, get her a container-load of sextoys and let her fvck herself to death either way, you stay alive(not that i give a damn though)



and on that happy note....................







*resumes hitting head on the wall*

MrCork:
....the number one rule: You don't take care of your home,someone else will..... QUIT MOANING & get some viagra if u cant catch up. ...pirrriod! (no ofeense)

kelvine:
Drink fruit juice mixed with skimmed milk every morning, servings of oats, boiled eggs, pap and ground nut. Yeah sounds like I am joking, truthfully I am for real.

Exercise together, go on long walks(trekking is trending already) on weekends in place of being indoors all day.

Whenever she asks for intimacy and you seem spent ask for food, tell her to make you a meal like pounded yam and your favorite soup. Any meal that will take over 2 hours to prepare. You need all the energy you can get from food.

When you notice she might ask for sex in traffic, tell her to drive.

Do your job as a husband well, if you did it so well the first and second time. You won't need to go all the way to number eight.

Pray to God and get her pregnant as soon as possible. Pregnancy will create a new experience for her while nursing a baby later on will make her worry less about sex.

Spend longer hours on fore play don't hurry to the promised land.

Thank me later.

sylvalord:
[b][color=grey]is she daenaerys stormborn?

hey dude, you just made me remember that i haven't seen any game of throne season 5 episode. Not fair, not fair! *starts hitting head on wall*













*stops momentarily*

Hey Chum it's Nicklaus! i don't care if you misspelled it intentionally, infact that's worse. I won't let you or any1 else go about misspelling my favourite vampire diaries characters name!



*hits his head with pipers cornucopia*
dude do you need a prophet to tell you that you married a nymphomaniac(i love nymphs, i wonder why these sexual monsters are named after them)and you are on the verge of being killed by her? Last time i checked, its a psychological ailment so she needs to see a psychologist. Or if you so wish, get her a container-load of sextoys and let her fvck herself to death either way, you stay alive(not that i give a damn though)



and on that happy note....................







*resumes hitting head on the wall*[/color][/b]

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

midolian:
forgive me sir, buh I still don't believe this sh*t..how can your pastor say u can have sex anywhere?

Nicklouse:
You know its one thing to worry about the current situation i am going through as i almost lost my job because of this. I have been admitted into the hospital twice its another thing to read an irrelevant comment. Even the same pastor has booked an appointment with me and the girl come sunday so he can clear the air on what he meant. So if you are such a child, i need not to worry about you.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.