valmunich:

look at this dolt, who asked for your useless opinion?



talking about hate... I wonder if you've ever felt loved before with that monster-looking figure on your profile.


you should be happy I'm wasting my time replying you.




imp!!

it a commonly knw fact that pompous and guys who are proud online have low self esteem in actual sense. Dn't ever insult me becos boredom land me here. Am here 4 fun nd if u shld insult me again, Hm nt only wil i bullshi.t u, u wil talk to my hand and the devil himself. Oh yea! I am bold enuf to upload my pix, why nt stop being a ghost and upload urz.. Like feeling loved? Did i told u i am looking 4 b.f or i am single? U are such a dogojaro wit a fish brain. HATERZ! Dat transformer along warri express road is waiting 4 u. Run go hug it cos satan is waitin to reduce u to serfdom with outstrecthed hands. HURRY!!

HML AT OP, EAT A LOT OF APPLES DAILY, DRINK CARROT JUICE REGULARLY AND PLENTY PAP EVERY MORNING....ACCORDING TO YOUR SIGNATURE, I BELIEVE THINGS WILL GET BETTER

If your story is not the usual lies we read, then there is a great challenge in your marital life. However, the solutions are not far fetched. First of all, you have to be disciplined and enforce same in her. ''The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together'' Because bleeping moments are not good in those places. Also, there is urgent need to always satisfy her urge, I'm afraid she is not seeing another man whenever you are out of sight. In effect, the frequency of sexual intercourse has to be reduced by encouraging her to fast for like two days in a week. Hence, she may be relieved of all time sexual urge.

nna, na sex machine u married not wife

Stop complaining man,you got what you deserve,you are talking as if you guy neva dated

my friend simply put u have a nymphomaniac on your hands and u should thank God she doesn't look else where for sex.
There is no real cure for this despite what people may say because her is not in her body but her brain which is producing an excess of sex hormones. Only time and age will cure her.
For now my advice is to introduce some sax toys to her. Vibratiors, dilidos' and clitoris stimulators. this way u could get some rest and she fulfilment. you could even end up enjoying the view. But you need to hurry b4 she makes a wrong move.

Very few men are blessed in disguise. OP you're lucky to be one of them. 'One man's food, is another man's poison'. I have your opposite issue in my marriage and it's not funny at all. You had better get a remedy to this problem before she finds herself satisfied out of your marriage. To be truthful, am always tempted to do same (note that am not a sex machine as her but I love sex). If you can't take care of your home, someone else would help.

nwadiuko1:
hw far na I for like mek u teach me

Teach u? Not a bad idea, but na which babe u go bring for practical?

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

cry no more,jst introduce me so that I can help you.u can't take her 2times a day while I take d remaining 6times since its 8.am an Engr n I will be very happy to help you maintain the bleeping machine for free.''Chai na diz kind wife I want''.

SERIOUSLY SPEAKING,YOUR WIFE MARRIED YOU BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU SOO MUCH AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU.
THATS THE REASON FOR HER DEMAND FOR FREQUENT SEX(TO REDUCE PRESSURE)FROM OUTSIDERS.

chiibekee:
U must be on ur own.

*checks the picture again for another orgasm..

Holy heavens!!! Is this for real?

Y do I feel dis story is so fake??

Nicklouse:


You know its one thing to worry about the current situation i am going through as i almost lost my job because of this. I have been admitted into the hospital twice its another thing to read an irrelevant comment. Even the same pastor has booked an appointment with me and the girl come sunday so he can clear the air on what he meant. So if you are such a child, i need not to worry about you.

You mean all these happened within 4 months?Am just curious what was it like before you guys got married,besides doing the thing in your office and traffic is really thought wondering.From what I gather,you find her most irresistible and when she seduces you,u become a melt down.If your story is really true and not fictitious then am afraid you have to watch the movie"addicted" and seek help urgently.

WETIN BE JOHN THOMAS SHAY NA NAME OF HIS COMPANY NI

oppybouy:
Op, Even inside traffic? besides you ever heard of the refractory period? story is fake Abeg!





Anyway its either your 'John Thomas' is too small or she was a porn star in her past life.

It is well bro.



Eleyi gidigan o

oppybouy:
Op, Even inside traffic? besides you ever heard of the refractory period? story is fake Abeg!





Anyway its either your 'John Thomas' is too small or she was a porn star in her past life.

Ironically it is mostly the women that hadn't tasted it in their earlier days that turn out this way. Its like making up for lost times.
However your point is valid..still possible sha

Na that kind woman i dey find since sef

Alright. I need the mod who put this on fp to close this thread.

I have already had enough troubles today. .I do not want to have more from nairalanders who are not ready to help but provoke my situation

EMAIL ME @ JOHNOKORO101@GMAIL.COM - I WILL GIVE YOU MAN POWER TO Bleep AND SHE WILL BE AFRAID TO REQUEST FOR SEX FOR SOME DAYS. ONLY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.

kelvine:
Drink fruit juice mixed with skimmed milk every morning, servings of oats, boiled eggs, pap and ground nut. Yeah sounds like I am joking, truthfully I am for real.

Exercise together, go on long walks(trekking is trending already) on weekends in place of being indoors all day.

Whenever she asks for intimacy and you seem spent ask for food, tell her to make you a meal like pounded yam and your favorite soup. Any meal that will take over 2 hours to prepare. You need all the energy you can get from food.

When you notice she might ask for sex in traffic, tell her to drive.

Do your job as a husband well, if you did it so well the first and second time. You won't need to go all the way to number eight.

Pray to God and get her pregnant as soon as possible. Pregnancy will create a new experience for her while nursing a baby later on will make her worry less about sex.

Spend longer hours on fore play don't hurry to the promised land.

Thank me later.

best answer so far to me

Jollyjoy:
it a commonly knw fact that pompous and guys who are proud online have low self esteem in actual sense. Dn't ever insult me becos boredom land me here. Am here 4 fun nd if u shld insult me again, Hm nt only wil i bullshi.t u, u wil talk to my hand and the devil himself. Oh yea! I am bold enuf to upload my pix, why nt stop being a ghost and upload urz.. Like feeling loved? Did i told u i am looking 4 b.f or i am single? U are such a dogojaro wit a fish brain. HATERZ! Dat transformer along warri express road is waiting 4 u. Run go hug it cos satan is waitin to reduce u to serfdom with outstrecthed hands. HURRY!!

Really? "Did I told you..." ??

Is it that much of a big deal to make sense these days

Please go back to class missy, my kid sister can do better than this for pete's sake!

Or better still get a bucket filled with shame, dip your ape-looking face alongside your dumb brain inside and choke yourself to death.

That's obviously a better way to get rid of your type from the face of this earth.


Ape!!!

. IT IS NOT FUNNY BUT IT IS FUNNY. IF YOUR MADAM NO BE CALABAR SHE MUST BE EDO. THESE PEOPLE GO QUOTE ME DIE TODAY

Benefit of pre-marital sex. To you all saying sex b4 marriage is a no no, shey u see just one of d advantage of it? Another will be the lady complaining of too much sex. Another will be D lady complaining of the guy's kini being too big or too small. Would all these exist if both products are vigorously sampled b4 marriage? If products are sampled and for one reason or d other doesn't meet the desired requirements, folks can move on b4 there is too much commitment like this one.

mightycrown1:
. IT IS NOT FUNNY BUT IT IS FUNNY. IF YOUR MADAM NO BE CALABAR SHE MUST BE EDO. THESE PEOPLE GO QUOTE ME DIE TODAY

And u, must be a fool to say this. I wonder where u keep ur brain

Is dat so

valmunich:

Really? "Did I told you..."

Is it that much of a big deal to make sense these days

Please go back to class missy, my kid sister can do better than this for pete's sake!

Or better still get a bucket filled with shame, dip your ape-looking face alongside your dumb brain inside and choke yourself to death.

That's obviously a better way to get rid of your type from the face of this earth.


Ape!!!

lolz! Lolz!! Cn't stil found the perfect word to discribe u. No point dissipating my energy on u. U knw wat? All i have to say is this: since u assumed i am an imp. Stay off my mention, u are a waste of spermozia. I wonder why u wer nt even swallowed,AGBERO!! Dat wat u are... Oh! My tense? Yea! I may be wrong bt u knw wat the fact that english is no man's language nor anyone above mistake stil hold. Ur uselessness kip escalating by the thick of the clock. U BE PICKIN WHEN THEM SUPPOSE GIVE OTAPIAPIA WHEN u SMALL.

Larynx:
WETIN BE JOHN THOMAS SHAY NA NAME OF HIS COMPANY NI

looool. yess naw

If you can't take the fuccking heat,don't go near the kitchen...OK.

kmcutez:
Maybe when you guys make love she does not come, so she is continually stimulated. I bet if she comes she will not be demanding for so much sex.

This is main the reason why she kept asking for more. I have slept with many nymphomaniac and most of them don't demand sex more than 3 times a day. Orgasm takes so much energy out of a girl so...

Jollyjoy:
lolz! Lolz!! Cn't stil found the perfect word to discribe u. No point dissipating my energy on u. U knw wat? All i have to say is this: since u assumed i am an imp. Stay off my mention, u are a waste of spermozia. I wonder why u wer nt even swallowed,AGBERO!! Dat wat u are... Oh! My tense? Yea! I may be wrong bt u knw wat the fact that english is no man's language nor anyone above mistake stil hold. Ur uselessness kip escalating by the thick of the clock. U BE PICKIN WHEN THEM SUPPOSE GIVE OTAPIAPIA WHEN u SMALL.

lol.. bitchhh please. . .

you sound like you have a mental disease

I'm not even gon waste my time on this anymore

Quick advice... go for a plastic surgery and also go back to class!


now bounce along....