KiidaACE:
Rub cameroon pepper and aboniki balm on the next condom you wear..
bro,she's gonna stop nagging you for sex,i sweeaar.
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You can thank me later.
i serious die

Wicked!!

Now this is hilarious

Jollyjoy:
u tink say na everybody they lie lie like u?

Are you referring to me??

remind me who you're again.

MrCork:



....the number one rule: You don't take care of your home,someone else will..... QUIT MOANING like mugu & get some viagra if u cant catch up. ...pirrriod! (no ofeense)

literally dying here

switosman:
Bro how long do last on a round of love making?

Her need for it may be because of not getting satisfied.
Get her to climax at least once and you will get your needed rest.
She might just be longing for a simple climax. If you ask me, she is very inexperienced and
Married to an inexperience man.

God bless you sir. you have realy said my mind. i have similar problem before but now when she reaches her orgasm (climax) she wount disturb me again. i knows what to do , makes her reach her orgasm quickly.

Hope she will not kill u with sex. Her sexual appetite is alarming! Those toys could help.

[b][/b]that man should be careful, if not his life is short.

valmunich:
Are you referring to me??
remind me who you're again.

i hate guys wit shallow memories.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Story Story

Fake story. If true then u re a two mins guy w hen she taste 1hr guy for sure she will live u immediately. So my guy u need prayerr . because u re in serious trouble u can Not ever satisfy her. All she needs is man that can take 1hr at a ago

Your wife suffers some sort of mental illness resulting in her compulsive behaviour. Its not as if she derives pleasure from this, but its just a form of addiction to sex known in medical terms as nymphomania.

If you listen to the song Candy Shop by 50 Cent, there's a verse where he talks about this addiction, "If you be a nymph0, I'll be a nymph0. In the hotel or in the back of the rental, on the beach or in the park, it's wharever you into. Got the magic stick. I'm the love doctor..." and this sums up exactly what you have described of you and your wife, except that you're now trying to bail out.

I don't see this ending well because even if you were to keep up with her excessive demands, its just a matter of time before it takes its toll on you and she gets you a hand in helping to meet her insatiable appetite.

My advice is you bide your time but bear in mind that this could be a stop gap to actually meeting your better half if things continue to get out of hand.

For now, you could try to keep up within your limit. But again, try not to fuel the addiction.

Additonally, you could set timetables and get your pastor to rubber stamp it to better regulate the time spent humping inbetween the sheets. After all, you're all looking for solutions to a problem.

Lastly, seeing as you consider her too irresistable and her family too powerful for you to want to wield the big axe, I'd suggest you see doctor or counsellor, if other steps taken are not of much help.

Ugojames:

Broh ur crazy

all of u should stop mentioning me OOOOOOO ooh. Haba

Better wife

Dis story is as fake as Huddah's butt and boobx.....trafic sex ni,office sex ko

This is incredibly serious. You guys have to sit down and talk about this because anything good done in excess can be harmful. 8times a day is way too much.

Abeg find another lie we be adult for here naw which one be Bleep for traffick.una dey make NL dey boring and uninteresting.

Jollyjoy:
i hate guys wit shallow memories.

look at this dolt, who asked for your useless opinion?



talking about hate... I wonder if you've ever felt loved before with that monster-looking figure on your profile.


you should be happy I'm wasting my time replying you.




imp!!

story

SPAGGYYY:
even during sermon in church?

Does that make sense to you? Do you even have to ask? Reasonable people don't ask such questions because we know no sane person would have sex during a sermon in church.

Sex is not bad;but dats just too much of her;please u guys need to c a very good marriage counsellor;if she wouldn't change. then I think she is obsessed. with sex;u mite need to take her to a very genuine pastor for prayers and dilevarance;meanwhile b4 taking dat step pls satisfy her very well.cos if she shld go 4 it outside.it will b out of control.she mite turn to a wild prostitute

dmola:

Even in traffic? O_O

Yes. So long as it's safe and private.

midolian: HML bro..More sperm to your drilling machine..

Abeg hw couple go dey fvck 8tyms a day? Dey even dey fvck 4 traffic sef? some pple no sabi lie abeg.

Another Lie detected! How can your pastor say u can have sex anywhere, anytime? Even in the church? Your story for sweet pass if u say your wife begin dey fvck u for church as pastor don say "anywhere"..
#TalesByMoonlight

Thanks for quoting that part before he removed it....

But Op, your wife supposed get pregnant with all these sex 'rompings'. Wetin happen? You better take her for check up. Get her pregnant and occupied.

Chanchit:
Well, lemme pretend as if I believe this story. Bro are you also a "no sex before marriage" guy. Or u don dey do 3-4 rounds dey form king kong before the Marriage, if so, you should know u r about to marry a nympho. Bro make I no lie you, if u continue like this you no fit watch the next european league season weh go start by August.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

babadee1:


Does that make sense to you? Do you even have to ask? Reasonable people don't ask such questions because we know no sane person would have sex during a sermon in church.

so tell me any sane person dat have sex in d car?

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Guy, married in December. Wished my wife would be like yours.
Mine starves me of sex.


You are a lucky bastard Bro.
You don't just know it.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

broda na serious work u dey oh! Pple are different anyways. But make i ask u, before una run go alter, u nor know say na so she be?

babadee1:


The pastor is right, a married couple can have sex anywhere and at any time.

evn in d public? shopping malls, offices wen no b em papa get d company, sho ro ni yen

holicalpha:
OMG! I quick peek at your picture and I had an orgasm..

U must be on ur own.

babadee1:

My guy, you are so fortunate. Where some men are being starved of sex by their wives, yours is oversupplying you with it. You should be a very happy man. Just try your best to keep up with her okay? Stay healthy, avoid junk food and alcohol and also make sure you exercise a lot. Good luck.

Inasmuch as I want to disagree with these statements, well part of me is saying there is an iota of true especially the bolded