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Women are the best vehicles in the world because:-
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back
---Self -lubricating when hot
---Finger touch ignition
---Automatic engine oil change every month
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments
----Great accessories
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
---That's why MEN are dying to own one. Please send to the other luxurious Cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles!


NB: they shouldn't have equate women with vehicles though it's sarcasm


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Lolz hw many do u own

Lawd!!! Did the Op just equate women to vehicles? Well its ok sha cos i know a vehicle popped you out and possibly you have younger/elder vehicles in your family.

Tinalex:
Lawd!!! Did the Op just equate women to vehicles? Well its ok sha cos i know a vehicle popped you out and possibly you have younger/elder vehicles in your family.

Yes a vehicle popped him out but does that stop you and your fellow from continue being that vehicle?? No!

Deal with it

starbaron:
Lolz hw many do u own

1

Tinalex:
Lawd!!! Did the Op just equate women to vehicles? Well its ok sha cos i know a vehicle popped you out and possibly you have younger/elder vehicles in your family.

Hey chill out!
Its a joke o,
No defamation intended

Eco2580:
Women are the best vehicles in the world because:-
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back
---Self -lubricating when hot
---Finger touch ignition
---Automatic engine oil change every month
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments
----Great accessories
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
---That's why MEN are dying to own one. Please send to the other luxurious Cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles!

....bro..no ofeense to yor thread but clearly, the battery in yor head gone flat..why wud u disrespect women like that?.. You looklike a test tube baby though! (no ofeense)

not fair @ op.. Hope its just fpor jokes

emperorchedda:
Yes a vehicle popped him out but does that stop you and your fellow from continue being that vehicle?? No!

Deal with it

Dnt you ever in your miserable life refer to me as a vehicle. if all the women in your family are vehicles and your person brain has refused to process rightly......deal with it and stop spewing your stupid tongue on this forum.
This is a warning- quote me again and die!

Eco2580:
Hey chill out!
Its a joke o,
No defamation intended

I get you but this your joke is a crazy one, pls not all women are vehicles as suggested by your "joke". Some of us actually work honestly for a living and not wait for a boyfriend to be our CBN.

Tinalex:
Dnt you ever in your miserable life refer to me as a vehicle. if all the women in your family are vehicles and your person brain has refused to process rightly......deal with it and stop spewing your stupid tongue on this forum.
This is a warning- quote me again and die!

Is the VEHICLE done ranting?? I think you need more gas to charge you up because obviously your tank is using the reserve gas.

When you need to get serviceD I know a qualified mechanic that will handle you perfectly because I don't touch worn out dilapidated, scrab VEHICLE like you.

[quote author=emperorchedda post=33990293]Is the VEHICLE done ranting?? I think you need more gas to charge you up because obviously your tank is using the reserve gas.

When you need to get serviceD I know a qualified mechanic that will handle you perfectly because I don't touch worn out dilapidated, scrab VEHICLE like you.

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Your brain ain't functioning right for real... who wants to touch who?. May God bless that sweet lady that dumped your sorry ass which turned you into this raving loon!

[quote author=Tinalex post=33991882][/quote] hehehehe.

E pain am o

I pity the innocent dude spending his meagre salary on a whory maggot like you.

It's been nice communicating with you hoekay?

Tinalex:
Dnt you ever in your miserable life refer to me as a vehicle. if all the women in your family are vehicles and your person brain has refused to process rightly......deal with it and stop spewing your stupid tongue on this forum.
This is a warning- quote me again and die!

hey....

Luedave:

OP U TRY BUT 4GOT TO WRITE ABOUT HOW BAD AND DISGUSTIN THEIR EXHAUST CAN BE