sinaj:

lol

Is he right? Hian? *gets his miracle stick*

ITS KINDOF TOUCHING SHA, BUT I DOUBT IF ALICE WILL BE TOUCHED, SHE IS AS HARD AS A COCONUT BUT SWEET LIKE HONEY

epelumi42:
I wrote this to you in a mood not lively, of course when trust is betrayed the first and second, and the person you believe has your back stabs you, hurting you with events that happened in the past, and takes pleasure in acts that one is almost forced to think if the love was worth it... Its been said words hurt more than actions, I know, but there are times when infact you wish you can hate me forever, but then you remember the interesting moments we had together, you almost miss them, but the hurt remains and covers the good memories.

I do not say I deserve forgiveness, nor am I worth compassion, but its been a hard time for me trying to forget you. It just doesn't feel right being with another. Your words of comfort and encouragement keeps flashing through my mind, your smile and laugh keeps playing in my head, I can't forget that, nor can I forget your gorgeous style.

All our time together, I always told you, you are incomparable, never have I felt like this with a woman... Touching the deepest of my mind, love exploited to its fullest, could not but control me. Swallowing all pride, I come to my knees and beg you to ignite the love you once had, your love still fresh in my mind, I cannot but bear the consequence of my actions...

My queen, another opportunity is all I ask for... I have missed you!

Amazing

FACTUALLYE:
ITS KINDOF TOUCHING SHA, BUT I DOUBT IF ALICE WILL BE TOUCHED, SHE IS AS HARD AS A COCONUT BUT SWEET LIKE HONEY

Try your luck, who knows?

lifestyle1:
If you send this to your ex and she replied with...

" k"


What will you do ?

na to find am kill am na,....DAT "k" fit make man hang himself o

johnydon22:
woooow this actually may work....

Keep dreaming.

Well,this may work for foreign ladies but not a Nigerian lady especially if she left because you can't meet up with her financial demands.

cute story,...Port Harcourt babe with fit call u,spit for ur face....if e no touch you eh,she go spit for ha hand rub am for ur face,if u de far she go use pipe,project am for ur face,....any which way saliva must join ur face....u can avoid all these by #gettingrich and staying that way





czarr

epelumi42:


Try your luck, who knows?

I WONT DARE

epelumi42:
I wrote this to you in a mood not lively, of course when trust is betrayed the first and second, and the person you believe has your back stabs you, hurting you with events that happened in the past, and takes pleasure in acts that one is almost forced to think if the love was worth it... Its been said words hurt more than actions, I know, but there are times when infact you wish you can hate me forever, but then you remember the interesting moments we had together, you almost miss them, but the hurt remains and covers the good memories.

I do not say I deserve forgiveness, nor am I worth compassion, but its been a hard time for me trying to forget you. It just doesn't feel right being with another. Your words of comfort and encouragement keeps flashing through my mind, your smile and laugh keeps playing in my head, I can't forget that, nor can I forget your gorgeous style.

All our time together, I always told you, you are incomparable, never have I felt like this with a woman... Touching the deepest of my mind, love exploited to its fullest, could not but control me. Swallowing all pride, I come to my knees and beg you to ignite the love you once had, your love still fresh in my mind, I cannot but bear the consequence of my actions...

My queen, another opportunity is all I ask for... I have missed you!

Which Naija girl get tym to read all dis one... Just put summarised version (wey no pass one small strip of paper) on a bundle of #1000 naira notes and send to her or hustle one 25 litre keg of fuel and send to her dad wit a note of not more than 2lines explaining your affection for his daughter, and ye shall see old tins pass away and all tins become new before ur very eyes!!

Very touching...

Yeah guys the Nairaland audio cypher is out!!!!!!! Y'all music and Rap lovers come get it real quick! Where y'all.. We did it https://www.nairaland.com/2333140/nairaland-audio-rap-cypher-2015... The Rap section.

it wont work on me

epelumi42:
I wrote this to you in a mood not lively, of course when trust is betrayed the first and second, and the person you believe has your back stabs you, hurting you with events that happened in the past, and takes pleasure in acts that one is almost forced to think if the love was worth it... Its been said words hurt more than actions, I know, but there are times when infact you wish you can hate me forever, but then you remember the interesting moments we had together, you almost miss them, but the hurt remains and covers the good memories.

I do not say I deserve forgiveness, nor am I worth compassion, but its been a hard time for me trying to forget you. It just doesn't feel right being with another. Your words of comfort and encouragement keeps flashing through my mind, your smile and laugh keeps playing in my head, I can't forget that, nor can I forget your gorgeous style.

All our time together, I always told you, you are incomparable, never have I felt like this with a woman... Touching the deepest of my mind, love exploited to its fullest, could not but control me. Swallowing all pride, I come to my knees and beg you to ignite the love you once had, your love still fresh in my mind, I cannot but bear the consequence of my actions...

My queen, another opportunity is all I ask for... I have missed you!

When you have cash your ex will come back

ozoebuka1:
I didn't read it..... summary plz

This small thing? Lolz

chimkaire:


The author this missive na ogbologboo

Halooo ooo. Hw u?

What about now that I don't need my ex again?

Yeye

omowumee:
it wont work on me

Seriously? Maybe because this one isn't written for you. I bet it, you ll waver even if you won't return esp an apology letter as sincere as that. Come on. Except you are not a lady.

What could possibly be a genuine reason for make-up in a country of over 150million people of which 200million are women? Quit stalking your ex and if you think that he/she alone possesses the stroke of a master and the touch of an angel, you are trapped all alone in your own closet.

it will never work

Hehehe


Just passing n reading comment

adextetoo:
I can only send this type of message to my ex if only it was on the 1st of april...wat eva is past has been passed so move on better bi.t.ches ahead.

badt guy

Jman06:
Halooo ooo. Hw u?

Hi...I'm fine, U?

epelumi42:
I wrote this to you in a mood not lively, of course when trust is betrayed the first and second, and the person you believe has your back stabs you, hurting you with events that happened in the past, and takes pleasure in acts that one is almost forced to think if the love was worth it... Its been said words hurt more than actions, I know, but there are times when infact you wish you can hate me forever, but then you remember the interesting moments we had together, you almost miss them, but the hurt remains and covers the good memories.

I do not say I deserve forgiveness, nor am I worth compassion, but its been a hard time for me trying to forget you. It just doesn't feel right being with another. Your words of comfort and encouragement keeps flashing through my mind, your smile and laugh keeps playing in my head, I can't forget that, nor can I forget your gorgeous style.

All our time together, I always told you, you are incomparable, never have I felt like this with a woman... Touching the deepest of my mind, love exploited to its fullest, could not but control me. Swallowing all pride, I come to my knees and beg you to ignite the love you once had, your love still fresh in my mind, I cannot but bear the consequence of my actions...

My queen, another opportunity is all I ask for... I have missed you!

@bold...so true, some words hurts when it came from somebody you shared something wit... especially when it came unexpectedly.
Then you have to question the whole idea of love...does it actual exist...funny stuff

ANGELMARVE:
@OP ure just waisting ur time if ure writing dis to a Nigerian girl, just buy her an expensive gift and she will cm bak to u

Na only u get brain for here this could have work during 90s but now wish girl go they read all this Wole soyinka thing..Chaiiiiii

ANGELMARVE:
@OP ure just waisting ur time if ure writing dis to a Nigerian girl, just buy her an expensive gift and she will cm bak to u

Na only u get brain for here this could have work in the 90s but now wish girl go they read all this Wole soyinka thing..Chaiiiiii

justwise:


@bold...so true, some words hurts when it came from somebody you shared something wit... especially when it came unexpectedly.
Then you have to question the whole idea of love...does it actual exist...funny stuff

*nods in affirmation* You're on point!

chimkaire:
Hi...I'm fine, U?

I'm gud. Hw's lag?

epelumi42:



Lol. Well, its well over a year since I wrote this and unfortunately in Irony, It matters not anymore. Let her read it self. Lol. Will you reconsider if your ex sent you this.

the cogent question is are you still together now? If not, then its a sheer waste of precious time and energy cooking this up.

epelumi42:



Seriously? Maybe because this one isn't written for you. I bet it, you ll waver even if you won't return esp an apology letter as sincere as that. Come on. Except you are not a lady.

no matter the words, na "k" and laff go end am

epelumi42:



Lol, Lol. The lady I wrote this to, is not taken by material stuff. She's too rich for that. Only words could have done it. Don't stereotype Nigerian girls please.

She is rich? That means u av drained your acct. is now u know how important she wz when u were dating her. Pls anybody that knows this guy's Ex advise her to run.

Homguy:
the cogent question is are you still together now? If not, then its a sheer waste of precious time and energy cooking this up.

Exactly. We are still friends. We didn't break up.