₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
You should know you are one of the outspoken female romancelander

I am not outspoken. Am shy ooo

tosyne2much:
Elantraceey claiming virgin since she became a nairaland registered user

You're the one saying that , I never did

emperorchedda:
ask am biko

The guys loss cos ladies don't give a shit this days except maybe you were the first guy

tosyne2much:
Would you want me to help take that shyness off you ?

How?

Genea:
even wen u don't play hard to get na d same tin,most guys just want to chop and clean mouth,trust me I kno wah am saying

I dont think our future wives play hard to get on aristos like they does to us their future husband.Money can make a gel fall easily for anyone irrespective of his personality and age.

adeh39:
Lols.......... What if i don't wear trousers..... Like Dresses or gowns nko?

But you wear pant...even better without panties.

tosyne2much:
If you marry me I will take that shyness off you

Polyandry is illegal in Nigeria.

Genea:
playing hard yo get is just to kno if d guy is serious or just fooling around,at least even after sleeping with her ,he wud kno dat not any kind of guy can sleep with her,beta to be had to get than b d compound slut

But most girls dont play hard to get on aristos.Quote me if I'm wrong.

I thought numeri neuf won't be there

Well, as for me its number 9 and,n
Number 10: when I perceive the smell of bLAd in her CUNTinent I loose interest, I assume she's nasty. Don't quote me ooh! I jst don't enjoy seeing bLAd... And , its not a bad thing if a menser is mensing. But, my oh my...nah!!!

adeh39:
Lols.......... What if i don't wear trousers..... Like Dresses or gowns nko?

ahhhhh, dat one na one way express na

they will get into d big gown

Genea:
even wen u don't play hard to get na d same tin,most guys just want to chop and clean mouth,trust me I kno wah am saying

@bolded,

Abeg o wetin dem dey chop clean mouth, shed more light biko.

2 n 3 perfect. But its funny to me.. A lady is no vergin n she's playing hard to get what is she hidding. Well for me oo..a lady can play hard to get when she's intact but as long as I get their n she's as free as a slipery ground, then I slip away.after all what's all d stress for. Most of them their shakara is in d face of a poor guy but otherwise.. Oinnnnn

This one that mrschima is on this thread I can bet she's waiting to initiate tiffs and remonstrations.




Abeg madam na joke ohh

ronald4lif:
This one that mrschima is on this thread I can bet she's waiting to initiate tiffs and remonstrations.




Abeg madam na joke ohh

You better be glad you are Igbo.

MrsChima:
You better be glad you are Igbo.

Otherwise what?

Take me to the cleaners

No mata hw hard u're, U must laugh afta reading
dis.....CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner, he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to
my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and
just as he was about to
remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancée was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room,I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The preasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my fiancée returned,
apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I
had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner
guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their
noses.....If you were in her shoes, what will you
do?

How about "he's an ediot with no sense of responsibility and all he wanted was the sex and nothing else"?

When will you guys begin to take responsibility for your thoughtlessness and xtupid randiness?

Hw much to compare to ur body.

After d banging, she trys to extort from you. Guy! Isn't that servicing b4 pay? Guy i've an option to quit!

ronald4lif:
Otherwise what?

Take me to the cleaners

Don't try me boy!

ronald4lif:
Me boy?. Even with the gigantic size of my phallus

Igbo men aren't known for large phallus.

There is no general rule/reasons for dumping a girl/guy... Everyman/woman ze got their own reason(s) n it doesn't need to make sense to anyone as long as it does to the person(s) involved!

For me, my reasons are dynamic. It all depends on the path or form d relationship takes.

MrsChima:
Igbo men aren't known for large phallus.

Desist from being surmisable until I jam you in a closet, then you'll have a different perception.

I have made some who hold similar perceptives confessed to Igbo men natural endowment and sexual prowess.

On Sundays, you see them walking like mad fowls after being crippled by boys. Close ya legs so that such threads won't be created.


Iseeee...

Who send nowadays,
Boys will always be mumu,
Na just there nature.

Same old same story

ronald4lif:
Desist from being surmisable until I jam you in a closet, then you'll have a different perception.

I have made some who hold similar perceptives confessed to Igbo men natural endowment and sexual prowess.

I have encountered every Nigerian tribe except Hauda that have sworn they have the biggest phallus and agile sex prowess and I haven't been proven wrong YET.

I will have to give Kenyan and Congolese men the torch.

Okay...

Young4jose:
True Talk...........!!!