₦airaland Forum

Gguy4real:
I don't know there problem, why on earth will make a girl dey form hard to get, when then know say people wey dey find husband plenty for town i can't imagine me falling for a girl thats give me tough time before she give a chance na to strife and bleep she want be that nw and after that everybody go commot on untop

Hahahahaha


Guy I swear u too funny

kelvyn7:
ahhhhh, dat one na one way express na
they will get into d big gown

smartireke:
because u are guilty.

suzzy16:
lol,ehn dis girl,u re surely a trouble maker o

sophietosyneabou:
gods damnit,wah u gonna say b4..nd m sure as hell u cn't marry d 1 dah gives in easily 2 u..jst drop d act of pleasing ppl wid ur false comments instead of goin into d real deal..#no offence

So you are my namesake ?

samplet:
Op Dnt let ladies place curse on u cos of these your village brain post. which one is odourfull kitty cat, indirect insult on female mchewwwwww.

monkeyDsabo:
No offence, but a lot of Naija girls no deserve pity. you might be an exception o. coz i think it's only about 70% that aren't worth the hassle of keeping. dated this girl for 4 years, she was forming virgin, so i spent my little resources, and encourage her to keep her chastity. helped her poor ass to uni, even though i was an undergrad. heck, even got my mum to help her bloody ungrateful sister with payments of her first fees in unilag. only for the damned b*tch to end up f*cking a married man, and loosing her virginity to him. then got severely drilled by some y y idiots. anyways for all my money, time and effort. all i got was 1 loosy round a day before leaving naija.



actually might have to write the full story with a new tread, so people can learn

MsBliss:
Op is just trying to justify guys lustful acts .

phintohlar:
na wa,so wetin we go con do den?? If she play "HARD TO GET" u go still dump her.. How do we please guys gan sef cos I tire 4 una mata ooh

[color=#1980BC]Lol I said "too much". There should be a limit to the forming. [/color]

qokblizz:
No mata hw hard u're, U must laugh afta reading
dis.....CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner, he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to
my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and
just as he was about to
remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancée was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room,I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The preasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my fiancée returned,
apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I
had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner
guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their
noses.....If you were in her shoes, what will you
do?

TheSonOfMark:

You are 43 and I am in my 20s. Are you that poor at arithmetics, cougar? Embrace who you are.

Krystalxxx:
Play hard to get.........u r forming holy.
Don't play hard to get.......dey say, see dis fool
You're clean.......so you think u can win me by that?
You're not clean........see this dirty pig whom expects me to marry her, she doesn't even reach my standards.


Either way once he's determined you're effed up, you're effed up, not cuz u did anything , but cuz he has decided THIS GIRL IS EFFED UP.

SO, God help all the women.

MrsChima:
LMAO at 43! .

2nd minutes later......LMAO!

3 hours later.....LMAO!

Whoooooowwee that was some funny sh1t!

Laughing for 3 hours? You are schizophrenic. You really should stay off those hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements or better still check into rehab. You see why I termed you 'Mrs Alzheimer Parkinson'?

tosyne2much:
Why acting like you don't know me ?


Anything you see me post is composed by me and the moment you see it elsewhere, be sure it was stolen from Tosyne

tosyne2much:
So you are my namesake ?

TheSonOfMark:

Laughing for 3 hours? You are schizophrenic. You really should stay off those hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements or better still check into rehab. You see why I termed you 'Mrs Alzheimer Parkinson'?

delors:
Jesus of Nazareth, we know. Isaiah we know, Elijah and Elisha we know but who art thou of ye son of Mr. Adekola

Krystalxxx:
Interesting. Lemme wait and see that sorta guy appear in real life

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha Harvard ke ?

Wetin u come talk if Ronald4...lif start to dey blow grammar ?

ronald4lif:
Haha! All credit to my pedagogue, TheSon.OfMark.

LOL. Mr. Ronald, enjoying the ongoing shenanigans? It's like Nairaland guys premeditated the women 'bashings' since yesterday leaving the women to cower in retreat. It's reached fever-pitch level since then. Should we be feeling guilty or what?

MsBliss:
Op is just trying to justify guys lustful acts .

kenny1313:
And d girl depreciate.

Mannylex:
I know what I read, I don't have too anymore... But I still ask whose loss is that?




Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Genea:
u r underaged