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wristwatch:
Hahahaha see miss nairaland 2nd runner up dey para like agbero! *nah joke oo* don't worry guys own dey come. Una go happy nah.

*rush to look for bottle *.....I will show u soup today.....me? Agbero?

......Lolz......,not try me o.
Wristwatch ko, ****watch ni

wristwatch:
This one whey subbied and trishap dey stealth mode. I hope I am safe oo

I will advice u to employ agarawu23 nd Kingtom Tom be ur bodyguard, Cos dis Nite,........wafe ku laleyin

subbieD:
*rush to look for bottle *.....I will show u soup today.....me? Agbero?

......Lolz......,not try me o.
Wristwatch ko, ****watch ni

Hahahahaha. Lobatan. Mo ti ko article daran leni!

My next article will be

10 signs Subbied is an agbero!

subbieD:
I will advice u to employ agarawu23 nd Kingtom Tom be ur bodyguard, Cos dis Nite,........wafe ku laleyin

Hahahahahaha. Dem no dey oo. Kini mo ti fe se bayi oo

subbieD:
I will advice u to employ aga rawu23 nd Kingtom Tom be ur bodyguard, Cos dis Nite,........wafe ku laleyin

no shaking eni ba fe Ku ko Ku

learn from wristwatch topic

nothing listed there actually made sense to me

wristwatch:
Hahahahaha. Lobatan. Mo ti ko article daran leni!

My next article will be

10 signs Subbied is an agbero!

Lolz ....Imagine,
Wafela

agarawu23:
no shaking eni ba fe Ku ko Ku

learn from wristwatch topic

Na d lesson I Dey use so

prettyjo:
nothing listed there actually made sense to me

Because the article is directed to u

subbieD:
Lolz ....Imagine,
Wafela

wristwatch:
check ma sex on my profile nah

Leave dat one jare..

wristwatch:
Because the article is directed to u

lolzzzzzz

subbieD:
Na d lesson I Dey use so

. Whey my share for inside the 4k whey u chop?

prettyjo:
lolzzzzzz

Besides must I bend my neck before I see your pix

Thugnificient:
Ashawo don't do almost all these.. does that mean ashawo is better than 'pretending' to be big girls.

ashawo customer

wristwatch:
This one whey subbied and trishap dey stealth mode. I hope I am safe oo

Like subbed said, get your bodyguards cus imma send my animals over.

TrishaP:
Like subbed said, get your bodyguards cus imma send my animals over.

Which animals?

wristwatch:
. Whey my share for inside the 4k whey u chop?

Oya take 1k

wristwatch:
Lol e dey pain u?
Where is king tom?

I dey observe

agarawu23:
hiding their parents/home cos they aren't rich

some Ladies aren't proud of their parents cos they are not rich enough as she has been claiming "big girl" in town.
the appearance of their patents will show she is from a poor background but she had lied to many of her friends in school/work her dad is a bank manager where will you hide your face if den later catch you in the "face me I face you" you manage with your poor parents ?

this guy funny

KingTom:
I dey observe

same here kingtom.leave them alone biko

subbieD:
Oya take 1k

E too small jawe

KingTom:
I dey observe

Bros mi, the package dey hard to strike oo *winks*

Good lawd!!! Nairaland has soooo many undergrads

wristwatch:
E too small jawe

Aw mush u wan con take....
Oya take 10k....
I Don add my pocket money join

Nice write up @ OP.. this reminds me of this popular and comical yoruba movie "ALAKADA" .. the movie maketh sense..

they end up begging for recharge card on social network

wristwatch:
Which animals?

When you see any just know it's from me.

Mhizkel:
That bleaching though...Later on, they tend to purchase different kinds of sprays and perfumes cos of the terrible odour from their body..Some don even bright pass their future sef!

Appreciate the skin colour given to you by God..Either fair, chocolate or dark...All are beautiful colours when maintained properly!
#Shikena!

Why u just dey like this babe comments, e dey make sense die.
We dey feel u o. Kontinu

wristwatch:
The wavelength of ladies living fake life in order to be seen as "Big Girls" has hit elastic limit which is common to Nigerian babes and their counterparts across the globe.

Fake accent, Pirated wigs and other gibberish things are being exhibited by these categories of ladies in order to clinch the High and Mighty of the society like politicians, top business men, etc whereby they result to doing shameful things which are;

1. Running After A dude Because He is Rich


Due to their level of desperation, they chase rich dudes like football by dressing half unclad to his house, office and other private places. Their intention is to stylishly "magad" the rich dude to get them cars and etcetera to do show off among their friends.


2. Skin Bleaching and Excessive Make-up


Categories of such ladies don't like the word "Black is Beautiful". Perhaps they inherit such vague intellect from Michael jackson who turn himself to "Oyinbo Agric Fowl". Hitherto as a result of their belief men go for yellow pawpaw, they bleach their entire body and put up excessive make up like scarecrow. "Nah them u go see for daylight like Beyounce but early morning, dem be like oshiomole"

3. Photo Shop Their Pictures With Top Celebrities

"Idle mind na devil workshop true true". Celebrities work their way to the top through hard work. Some ladies however use their money to hire professional graphic designer in order to combine their pictures with super stars. Yeye dey smell.

4. Purchase Second Hand Wears and Claim It was bought new @ overseas


I have seen ladies going to uncle chinedu enterprise to bend down and select clean tobunko clothes, underwears, shoes, etc which is common at yaba, oshodi, aba and broadstreet markets. Furthermore, they do some finishing touches to the wears and boast like peacock among their friends they went for shopping @ dubai, Paris and other exotic places in the world.

5. They Rent Expensive gadgets and Borrow accessories to impress

You see them rent expensive cars like range rover sport and borrow valuable accessories from their friends in order to be seen as Jennifer a.k.a biz galz

6. They Wear Very Skimpy and Over-tight Outfits


I don't know how some ladies do it in such a way that they use bra to pump their cleavage as if a vulcanizer did the job. Anyway, these category of ladies are seen wearing very short, revealing and tight outfits to pass a message across guys I don't do broke dude. "How person daughter go dey wear pant and bra for daylight. No be madness dey come so"?

7. They Wear Clothes With Different Colour Combination


Person no go hear word if them hit jackpot as the latest big girl in town. What else do u expect from a confused lady wearing colour riot outfit like Calabar masquerade. Miss match colour outfits is a show of shame and a big mess.

8. Moving with Popular Colleagues

Perhaps they possess little attributes of Awon biz gals, they display "me too belong attitude" by moving with friends who live expensive and fake life.

9. Updating DP and Personal Messages Like Antivirus Software


They change their display pictures on BBM, forum, etc like menstrual pads and update their personal message(PM) like antivirus software.

For example:

Sunday: Chilling @ Eleguishi Beach

Tuesday: Hanging out with friends @ sheraton

Wednesday: Preparing for AY show on Friday.

So on and So forth. Who cares to know? Mtcheww!

10. Cat walking like Naomi Campbell


Ladies with their funny act. If you can't do naomi Campbell cat walking, why wearing a 9 inches heel shoes. All in the name of big girl syndrome, she make silly noise with their "ko ka ko ka" aba heel shoe like bell gong.


You can add yours

op ur talking frm experiense,tuwaleee 4 u

sholikay:
Nice write up @ OP.. this reminds me of this popular and comical yoruba movie "ALAKADA" .. the movie maketh sense..

Thanks bro. Really I no dey watch naija film but I go watch the yoruba film by force.