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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 8:55pm On May 30, 2015
The comments here tho!!tooo funny
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Enegod(m): 9:22pm On May 30, 2015
McEwen:
best response so far grin grin
grin
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 1:34am On May 31, 2015
faith551:
Where and how did he see the ass, cause I want to place my own comment too
undecided
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 1:35am On May 31, 2015
McEwen:
best response so far grin grin
undecided
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 1:35am On May 31, 2015
Jarizod:
The comments here tho!!tooo funny
undecided
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 2:04am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima I left and came back to meet you as dumb as you was before I left. God where ath thou?
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 2:41am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!
slap am back then give am one jet lee kick for im belly cool
i assure u after doin that he will respect you cool
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 3:52am On May 31, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
MrsChima I left and came back to meet you as dumb as you was before I left. God where ath thou?
Did you say that to your mirror?

Irrelevant bish.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 6:48am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
undecided
no offense ma..I still like u grin
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 6:53am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
Did you say that to your mirror?

Irrelevant bish.
Painment grin cheesy
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by DarkkRebel:
Chima's action is 100% justifiable.

Mrschima is officially the dullest tool on nairaland.
a full grown adult with the moral discipline of a 15 year old prepubescent girl.

more moronic is that you had the balls(vagina) to come on the internet to openly narrate another of your foolish acts.
supposing your husband sees this thread.

It won't take long before Chima realises what a wh0re you are and sends you packing back to that little mgeke hut he picked you from in Anambra.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by loomer: 7:38am On May 31, 2015
Next time kiss the man wey comment on ur yansh for chima front
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by faith551(m): 9:27am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
undecided
So u ain't telling me right?
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by faith551(m): 9:27am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
undecided
So u ain't telling me right?
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:26am On May 31, 2015
Jarizod:
no offense ma..I still like u grin
angry
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:27am On May 31, 2015
faith551:
So u ain't telling me right?
What do you want to know sweerie?
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:38am On May 31, 2015
DarkkRebel:
Chima's action is 100% justifiable.

Mrschima is officially the dullest tool on nairaland.
a full grown adult with the moral discipline of a 15 year old prepubescent girl.

more moronic is that you had the balls(vagina) to come on the internet to openly narrate another of your foolish acts.
supposing your husband sees this thread.

It won't take long before Chima realises what a wh0re you are and sends you packing back to that little mgeke hut he picked you from in Anambra.
Wh0re is slang for prostitute. Prostitutes sell their bodies or sexual services to men/women in exchange for money/gifts.

Thanking a person for a compliment/comment isn't wh0rish but polite. wink

if you want to be a critic of intellectual acumen/exertions you must first fisplay/possess intelligence .

Now go run and play little boy. wink
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:40am On May 31, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Painment grin cheesy
It would take way more than stale insults to pain me.

Good luck trick.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by faith551(m): 11:56am On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
What do you want to know sweerie?
U said somebody commented on your behind and China slapped him, since I've never seen ur pic before, I was wondering where the person saw it.
Am getting jealous u know tongue
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 12:48pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
It would take way more than stale insults to pain me.

Good luck trick.
undecided
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by DarkkRebel: 1:07pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
Wh0re is slang for prostitute. Prostitutes sell their bodies or sexual services to men/women in exchange for money/gifts.

Thanking a person for a compliment/comment isn't wh0rish but polite. wink

if you want to be a critic of intellectual acumen/exertions you must first fisplay/possess intelligence .

Now go run and play little boy. wink
You are a consummate r£tard!
what could be more whorish and sluttier than a married woman smiling as a form of 'thank you' to a compliment a stranger made about her buttocks in her husband's presence?

you are a nitwit and the bluntest sex-toy humanity has ever seen since the big bang.

if you have any sense of decorum left in you, you'd beg a mod to delete this thread.
you are such a shameless thot !
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 1:14pm On May 31, 2015
DarkkRebel:
You are a consummate r£tard!
what could be more whorish and sluttier than a married woman smiling as a form of 'thank you' to a compliment a stranger made about her buttocks in her husband's presence?

you are a nitwit and the bluntest sex-toy humanity has ever seen since the big bang.

if you have any sense of decorum left in you, you'd beg a mod to delete this thread.
you are such a shameless thot !
Yes! You lost! grin

[size=22pt] Show is over readers![/size]
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by faith551(m): 1:24pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
undecided
Wow!!!!!! shocked, I get the jerk now, from ur monica Chima should be your husband or something..... am sorry, just that monica's are not to be taken serious on nairaland, there are a lot of crazy peeps with funny monica's here. I thought it was Chima was ur name.
Well he shouldn't have slapped you, he should be proud of what he's got in you. But dnt do anything silly OK? Pls. Instead make him a nice dinner and when both of you are tucked under the sheet, tell him u weren't happy for what he did. I bet he'll apologise.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by opedaydydx9(m): 2:48pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!
u see.... So it happened after all.... Bit*ch I told u yu r ur husband's punching bag
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 3:28pm On May 31, 2015
opedaydydx9:
u see.... So it happened after all.... Bit*ch I told u yu r ur husband's punching bag
Awww. Malaria bish has come again! grin

You are still pained? grin
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Mzbabytush(f): 3:29pm On May 31, 2015
Ionno y I aint surprised with pple's comment here
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 5:36pm On May 31, 2015
Mzbabytush:
Ionno y I aint surprised with pple's comment here
Chronic women beaters have shown themselves! lipsrsealed

Be warned ladies!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by francizy(m):
He's a foolish kid for slapping you. I don't see any reason in what happened that warranted the slap. For whatever reason, he wasn't supposed to hit you, except you hit him first.

Although sometimes you women are your own problems. Why did I say this? Because you may end up getting married to this same Chima expecting him to get better in marriage. You are only gonna be killed in the process. Be warned! This is the right time to bail!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Mzbabytush(f): 10:28pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
Chronic women beaters have shown themselves! lipsrsealed

Be warned ladies!
Lol....like chima did?#justasking
Dint mean to b rude tho
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:32pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
Miss you! cry
awww...miss you too cry
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 10:38pm On May 31, 2015
Agybabe:
Starve with that thing *winks*
Greatest mistake!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 10:42pm On May 31, 2015
Do what he doesn't expect! Pretend like nothing happened. Do ur normal activities. Don't smile, don't frown. If he tries to talk to you, respond. But don't talk about the issue. After 2 days Chima go beg! Trust me! grin
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