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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by bettercreature(m): 10:50pm On May 31, 2015

Enegod:
fighting can strengthen marriage...just give him uppercut

Lol like seriously? he is going to put that ikebe on tribune if she try that

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:03pm On May 31, 2015

Mzbabytush:
Lol....like chima did?#justasking
Dint mean to b rude tho

He is a woman beater too! lipsrsealed

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:05pm On May 31, 2015

bettercreature:
Lol like seriously? he is going to put that ikebe on tribune if she try that

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 11:05pm On May 31, 2015

Idowuogbo:
awww...miss you too

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by omoelu1(m): 11:19pm On May 31, 2015

What did he slap you with,manhand or manhood?

Or maybe manwood

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by yorubaboiy: 11:23pm On May 31, 2015

are u helen huh

.....mrschima

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Mzbabytush(f): 11:43pm On May 31, 2015

MrsChima:
He is a woman beater too!

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Mzbabytush(f): 11:43pm On May 31, 2015

MrsChima:
He is a woman beater too!

Ohh....owkay

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Enegod(m): 11:46pm On May 31, 2015

bettercreature:
Lol like seriously? he is going to put that ikebe on tribune if she try that

He can't do anything.
mrschima will just flash her ikebe in front of him... he'll go gaga and forget everything grin

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
Yes! You lost!

[size=22pt] Show is over readers![/size]

even after benevolent Chima had mercy on your poor grandmother by picking you up from the slums in Ananbra years ago, you still can't at least be faithful to him to show gratitude

you are a thot and would ever be a thot. grin

you and I both know that's very true..
its only a matter of time before nemesis catches up with you and Chima finds out about this forum.
I hope you won't deactivate like lala when he does cos you would be receiving more slaps from him and the beating of your life. . grin

wait, you always called me a manbish right?
so what would you call your husband that slapped you(a woman) when you didn't attack him or pose any threat to you? your husband is a disgrace to all the possessors of the scrotums and he deserves to be stoned.
isn't that the most effeminate and unmanly thing for a male to do?.

I guess you don't mind anyway, you already are used and accustomed to domestic violence... cheesy

Chima has pummeled your face so badly that its now as swollen to the extent that it looks like a leg with elephantiasis. no wonder you take solace online from the monster you are living with.
I hope he doesn't beat you to death..cos I wanna be the one to that grin

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 1:00am On Jun 01, 2015

Awww. He took the time to recognized me! wink

(Batting eyes) kiss

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 1:36am On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
Awww. He took the time to recognized me

(Batting eyes)

@boldyou've always been an illiterate so I'm not surprised.

if you are tripping for me.
you better tell me now grin

let's spend a week in Bahamas .. I wanna see that ass that started the whole kerfuffle. I wanna know if the ass is really worth it or not.
after that i wanna box you ruthlessly and turn you into my personal punching bag like Chima cheesy

poor victim of domestic violence.
it must be horrific for your children seeing their mammy get beaten like a common criminal grin

I somehow pity you..

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 2:20am On Jun 01, 2015

Darkrebel666:
@boldyou've always been an illiterate so I'm not surprised.

if you are tripping for me.
you better tell me now

let's spend a week in Bahamas .. I wanna see that ass that started the whole kerfuffle. I wanna know if the ass is really worth it or not.
after that i wanna box you ruthlessly and turn you into my personal punching bag like Chima

poor victim of domestic violence.
it must be horrific for your children seeing their mammy get beaten like a common criminal
I somehow pity you..

This "illiterate" person has debated with the best debaters on Nairaland. I was placed top 3! grin

Why would you want to spend time with an "illiterate" person?

Dumb bish!

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 2:21am On Jun 01, 2015

yorubaboiy:
are u helen .....mrschima

Huh

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 2:43am On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
This "illiterate" person has debated with the best debaters on Nairaland. I was placed top 3!

Why would you want to spend time with an "illiterate" person?

Dumb bish!

you think arguing with litluns online makes you smarter.
who are the top debaters? they must be sardonic riff raff like you

In an intellectual duel, you'd easily be consumed.
you have to be reincarnated 4 times before you thin dimwt eejoutsmart me.
your knowledge is as narrow as the road to heaven... and why aren't you asleep yet?

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 3:14am On Jun 01, 2015

Darkrebel666:
you think arguing with litluns online makes you smarter.
who are the top debaters? they must be sardonic riff raff like you

In an intellectual duel, you'd easily be consumed.
you have to be reincarnated 4 times before you thin dimwt eejoutsmart me.
your knowledge is as narrow as the road to heaven... and why aren't you asleep yet?

I am not worried about your hype because you are a snotty nose nigga who thinks he is talking big shot when you are a little bish boy.

Game on bish!

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by yorubaboiy: 5:15am On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
Huh

happy new month o jare

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 6:14am On Jun 01, 2015*

MrsChima:
I am not worried about your hype because you are a snotty nose nigga who thinks he is talking big shot when you are a little bish boy.

Game on bish!

happy new month slut ..

may this month be a better one for you.
may your rotten pussssy not be as commercial and free for all as it was last month .. amen cheesy

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 12:57pm On Jun 01, 2015

yorubaboiy:
happy new month o jare

Same to you sweerie! kiss

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 7:27pm On Jun 01, 2015

Darkrebel666:
happy new month slut ..

may this month be a better one for you.
may your rotten pussssy not be as commercial and free for all as it was last month .. amen

May you die a miserable but slow death by end of this month. wink

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 8:40pm On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
May you die a miserable but slow death by end of this month.

before this month ends, may 2 tankers somersault, ricochet off a wall then finally land on your punnani wink

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!

i wish u can just respect ur old age and be reasonable for once. Ur man slapped u and so wat? Are u seeking 4 advice on wat to do to him? Fine. Divorce him. Mtheeew some women sha.

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 10:28pm On Jun 01, 2015

Jollyjoy:
i wish u can just respect ur old age and be reasonable for once. Ur man slapped u and so wat? Are u seeking 4 advice on wat to do to him? Fine. Divorce him. Mtheeew some women sha.

First I have to be old to respect it! Don't follow the NL lhype.

Secondly, this thread was made YEARS ago.

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(op): 10:31pm On Jun 01, 2015

Darkrebel666:
before this month ends, may 2 tankers somersault, ricochet off a wall then finally land on your punnani

May your anus experience penetration of 50 gay men! kiss

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jun 01, 2015

MrsChima:
May your anus experience penetration of 50 gay men!

may your vag1na be covered with cyst for the rest of your life, and may your uterus be stabbed with an HIV infected javelin kiss

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by bamirotola: 11:06pm On Jun 01, 2015

Turn d other cheek... it's a slap of love

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by ideykwum: 5:58am On Jun 02, 2015

From your comments on Nairaland! Chima should do more of this slapping business!!

MrsChima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!