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What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 12:15pm On Jun 02, 2015
LADIES! LADIES!! LADIES!!!
What do they really want:
If you give her sex, she will say
you are after her
body; if you don't give her sex
she will say you are
not man enough.
If you give her money she will call
you a mugu; if
you don't give her money she
will say that you are
stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will
take you for granted;
if you are not caring she will say
that you don't love
her.
If you always call her she will say
that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call
her she will say that
you are cheating on her.
If you dress very well she will call
you a player; if
you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.
If you are quiet she will say that
you are too boring.
If you are not, she will say that
you are too
lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will
say that this man is
a woman wrapper; if u don't
help her in the kitchen
she will say that this man is
using her as a slave.
A guy told me that when he
dated his first girlfriend,
she quit the relationship because
he was demanding
for sex. when he dated the
second girlfriend, she
quit the
relationship because he was not
demanding for sex.
SO LADIES WHAT DO YOU
ACTUALLY WANT?
IF YOU ARE A LADY, I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IN A
MAN?

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Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by 2dice(m): 12:22pm On Jun 02, 2015
.........she needs a MAN ....... U satisfied?
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jun 02, 2015
Spread mat*





Waitin for ladies to comment
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jun 02, 2015
We want all of the above at the same time tongue
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Shymm3x: 12:42pm On Jun 02, 2015
Stop worrying about what ladies want and focus on what they need, which is good dyck!

You can NEVER please any chic...even if you were to sell ya soul and limbs to please her, there's always going to be a next thing she wants. Just focus on yourself and stop worrying about these daughters of Eve.

Chase that paper and status, pick 'em, and give 'em that ol'good Django.

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Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Emodeee: 1:12pm On Jun 02, 2015
She wants all the beautiful things of life.
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by GeneralQuamdeen: 1:41pm On Jun 02, 2015
Men know they can't satisfy ladies.. that's why we always get an insurance policy
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jun 02, 2015
Er, well, you cannot satisfy anybody. Even a man. So stop being sexist sad
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Humblebloke(m): 4:05pm On Jun 02, 2015
All they need is just that super magic wand....
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by IamLEGEND1: 4:22pm On Jun 02, 2015
verily i say unto thee

Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by IamLEGEND1: 4:23pm On Jun 02, 2015
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Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by pretydiva(f): 4:31pm On Jun 02, 2015
We want all of d above undecided
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jun 02, 2015
@OP this is why its gud to have a side chick bcaus when d main say no sex, d side chick say yes sex.
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by MsBliss(f): 5:45pm On Jun 02, 2015
We want nothing
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jun 02, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
verily i say unto thee

Very true. Even the brightest couldnt figure them out

Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:37pm On Jun 02, 2015
MsBliss:
We want nothing
Sure u want nothing?
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:38pm On Jun 02, 2015
sweetorgasm:
@OP this is why its gud to have a side chick bcaus when d main say no sex, d side chick say yes sex.
Mah Guy u know d levels
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:39pm On Jun 02, 2015
pretydiva:
We want all of d above undecided
And hw is dah possible?
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:40pm On Jun 02, 2015
Humblebloke:
All they need is just that super magic wand....
wich 1 is super magic wand?
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:41pm On Jun 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
Er, well, you cannot satisfy anybody. Even a man. So stop being sexist sad
sexist kwanu
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:42pm On Jun 02, 2015
Emodeee:
She wants all the beautiful things of life.
Even wen u gv it 2 her she will still complain
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:42pm On Jun 02, 2015
Shymm3x:
Stop worrying about what ladies want and focus on what they need, which is good dyck!
You can NEVER please any chic...even if you were to sell ya soul and limbs to please her, there's always going to be a next thing she wants. Just focus on yourself and stop worrying about these daughters of Eve.
Chase that paper and status, pick 'em, and give 'em that ol'good Django.
True talk
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jun 02, 2015
Wants are unlimited shey u know...anywayz we want love abi


More lyk secured love, a man who can profess, protect and provide...
Guess dah summarises it
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 6:43pm On Jun 02, 2015
2dice:
.........she needs a MAN ....... U satisfied?
Wah kind of man
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by MsBliss(f): 6:51pm On Jun 02, 2015
wenson:
Sure u want nothing?
Yes
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by 2dice(m): 6:51pm On Jun 02, 2015
wenson:

Wah kind of man
any kind ... We human create problems and solution for ourselves
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by czarr(m): 7:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
......listen,women want three things.*clears throat*
a lover,a protector and a provider. they are not satisfied.
here is why: you rarely find this three attributes in a man....

a lover knocks the pvssy out(literally).

a protector makes her feel invincible (na y dem like cultist)

a provider,....tenders to her financial needs(aristos,..magas,....Hot politicians dem)


....I'm gonna strive to be all these.....
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Afromano: 11:14pm On Jun 02, 2015
Annypie:
Wants are unlimited shey u know...anywayz we want love abi


More lyk secured love, a man who can profess, protect and provide...
Guess dah summarises it

Ok, 1. Speak for yourself. don't say "We" Just say "i" cos most ladies are honestly more confused than Confucius himself when it comes to what they actually want.

2. Am glad you know what you want.
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 5:28am On Jun 03, 2015
Give what u have, not wat they want
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Nobody: 5:33am On Jun 03, 2015
Afromano:


Ok, 1. Speak for yourself. don't say "We" Just say "i" cos most ladies are honestly more confused than Confucius himself when it comes to what they actually want.

2. Am glad you know what you want.

lol....more like am speaking on behalf of all sane ladies, like minded if I may include. So...WE still stands


Oya..I want love, in all its fullness.
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by Afromano: 5:47am On Jun 03, 2015
Annypie:
lol....more like am speaking on behalf of all sane ladies, like minded if I may include. So...WE still stands


Oya..I want love, in all its fullness.
Lol. do you even know what that means? its like saying I want "change" in Nigeria.

But don't mind me sha. I get you, am just being a guy. you know grin
Re: What A Lady Really Wants! by wenson(m): 9:53am On Jun 03, 2015
Annypie:
lol....more like am speaking on behalf of all sane ladies, like minded if I may include. So...WE still stands
Oya..I want love, in all its fullness.
Buh u know u can't jst possibly c a perfect love!

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