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Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:04pm On Jun 05, 2015*

...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache angry

Name:

Real age please: angry

Commplexsion: cheesy

Body Type:

Coca cola shape or V Shape: wink

Boobsi Shape: wink

Boobsi size:

Thigh Size:

Thigh Shape: wink

Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: angry

Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +: angry

Can cook or Cant cook: angry

Stay in that Nigeria angry

or Move to London Pekam wink

Your answers shall remain connfidenntial and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS & NO STORY'S!!. Cheers!! angry

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by agarawu23(m): 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2015

my sister must marry Mr Cork and move to pekam in London

name : fleky James
age : 22
complexion; light skin grin

body type : average not to slim not too fat grin

booob size : 40kg
thigh : 22kg
thigh shape normal grin

she is pretty
two kids
she cooks good
she will like to move to pekam in uk

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2015

obiakwa... grin

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by loomer: 12:10pm On Jun 05, 2015

Now I can see wat the economy has turned our brothers into.

You de find free wiping abi?

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by LEvuls(m): 12:12pm On Jun 05, 2015

Onye Ara at it again grin

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Ishilove: 12:16pm On Jun 05, 2015

MrCork:

Name: Ishi Lovely
Real age please: 25 years
Commplexsion: Lightskin!!
Body Type: Average
Coca cola shape or V Shape: Beerbottle
Boobsi Shape: Triangle
Boobsi size: Watermelon
Thigh Size: Average
Thigh Shape: Horse shape
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: Preety OK
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +: None
Can cook or Cant cook: Can cook
Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam : Move to Peckam

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 12:18pm On Jun 05, 2015

MrCork:
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache

Name:
Real age please:
Commplexsion:
Body Type:
Coca cola shape or V Shape:
Boobsi Shape:
Boobsi size:
Thigh Size:
Thigh Shape:
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK:
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +:
Can cook or Cant cook:
Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam

Your answers shall remain connfidential and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS. Cheers!!

This one na Jamb kweshun ooo.
Lemme attempt
Name:Sister Chtisty
Age:25
Complexion: on my way to light skin ;5
Body Type: Sprite
Boobsi shape:NIL
Boobsi type: NIL
Thigh size: NIL
Thigh shape: NIL
Preety
Children:None
Can cook
Move to Peckam; pleeeaaaseeee.

Dats all. cheesy

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 05, 2015

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by VickyRotex(f): 12:20pm On Jun 05, 2015

[quote author=Ishilove post=34453668][/quote]Wahala wa o. cheesy

Ishi, forget the rest. Aslong as you're light skinned, you've won his heart. grin

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 12:21pm On Jun 05, 2015

Every lady is 25 grin

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jun 05, 2015

oh lawd!!! cheesy

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jun 05, 2015

Name: Nikky
Real age please: 23 this August, don't forget ma birthday bebe angry

Commplexsion: dark but ah swear m bleaching embarassed

Body Type: slimmo
Coca cola shape or V Shape: is cocacola ah swear
Boobsi Shape: big grin

Boobsi size: big grin

Thigh Size: medium grin

Thigh Shape: medium grin

Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: juss ok darling, love is blind embarassed

Children: None
Can cook or Cant cook: can cook
Stay in that Nigeria angry

or Move to London Pekam - ah.........wtin go make me stay 4 naija. Pekam tinz! grin

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Ishilove: 12:28pm On Jun 05, 2015

xynerise:
Every lady is 25

You know nah wink

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by LaurelP(m): 12:30pm On Jun 05, 2015

My ppl perish 4 lack of Common sense.

SMH!!

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Danhumprey: 12:32pm On Jun 05, 2015

xynerise:
Every lady is 25

Antelope baba,na so we see am o! Even old mama Ishilove dey claim 25yrs. Smh. grin

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Ishilove: 12:35pm On Jun 05, 2015

Danhumprey:
Antelope baba,na so we see am o! Even old mama Ishilove dey claim 25yrs. Smh.

Comon gerraway you cheesy

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 12:36pm On Jun 05, 2015

Hilarious. cheesy

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Upnepaa(m): 12:38pm On Jun 05, 2015

Mrcock i'm a gay i'm i allowed? cheesy

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2015

Ishilove:
You know nah

So you sef dey find husband? grin

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 12:43pm On Jun 05, 2015

Danhumprey:
Antelope baba,na so we see am o! Even old mama Ishilove dey claim 25yrs. Smh.

I tire o. Ishilove wey dey among the children wey snap with me on my 3rd birthday celebration grin

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Ishilove: 12:43pm On Jun 05, 2015

xynerise:

So you sef dey find husband?

No, but I think MrCork is the man of my dreams tongue

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 12:45pm On Jun 05, 2015

Ishilove:
No, but I think MrCork is the man of my dreams

The man of your nightmares you mean? grin

Leave the young man alone jor tongue

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 05, 2015

All this because of husband scarcity SMH

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:54pm On Jun 05, 2015

Haha....Hi-larious. You forgot one thing on this list; are you light skin

cheesy

MrCork:
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache

Name:
Real age please:
Commplexsion:
Body Type:
Coca cola shape or V Shape:
Boobsi Shape:
Boobsi size:
Thigh Size:
Thigh Shape:
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK:
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +:
Can cook or Cant cook:
Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam

Your answers shall remain connfidential and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS. Cheers!!

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by naijaboiy: 12:56pm On Jun 05, 2015

jashar:
This one na Jamb kweshun ooo.
Lemme attempt
Name:Sister Chtisty
Age:25
Complexion: on my way to light skin ;5
Body Type: Sprite
Boobsi shape:NIL
Boobsi type: NIL
Thigh size: NIL
Thigh shape: NIL
Preety
Children:None
Can cook
Move to Peckam; pleeeaaaseeee.

Dats all.

[color=#1980BC]Bleaching in progress abi? [/color]

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Upnepaa(m): 12:56pm On Jun 05, 2015

Ishilove:
No, but I think MrCork is the man of my dreams

Hope it is not his range rover that enticed you? don't be surprised when you get there and he is using beetles(old model) cheesy

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Ishilove: 12:56pm On Jun 05, 2015

xynerise:
I tire o. Ishilove wey dey among the children wey snap with me on my 3rd birthday celebration

Lmao!

Mscheeeew

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jun 05, 2015

[color=#000050]I would rather date a 3 legged horse than date you mrcork undecided

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 1:00pm On Jun 05, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I would rather date a 3 legged horse than date you mrcork [/color]

I think he is OK with the 3 beautiful ladies that showed interest earlier.

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 1:03pm On Jun 05, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Bleaching in progress abi? [/color]

No na toning I dey do. wink

Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jun 05, 2015

xynerise:
I think he is OK with the 3 beautiful ladies that showed interest earlier.

[color=#000050]That's his business. undecided

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:05pm On Jun 05, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I would rather date a 3 legged horse than date you mrcork [/color]

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