₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
..sweery that pervybynature boy is a known crackhead on nairaland..its 2015 & He is irrelevant....juss put him on ignore.....


anyways, bak to the thread...hav u submitted yor application ?

MrCork:
....anyways, brother don't worry...we help u make a case at the United Nations!! (no ofeense)

Jollyjoy:
ook mrcork.. Let me make my own requirement. Are u handsome? Light skin? Have a sexy eye,pink lip? Are u receiving 1million dollar every month? Are u tall?did u walk galantly? Can u bath me and wash my cloth? If yex,i wil be too glad to apply. No hard feelings, sincere answer plz.

MrCork:
^^^^ this one clearly nids holy water on her head!

Genea:
Awwwwn ,@mrcork Wud av applied bt i aiint ready 4 marriage

MrCork:
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache

Name:
Real age please:
Commplexsion:
Body Type:
Coca cola shape or V Shape:
Boobsi Shape:
Boobsi size:
Thigh Size:
Thigh Shape:
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK:
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +:
Can cook or Cant cook:
Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam

Your answers shall remain connfidential and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS & NO STORY'S!!. Cheers!!

Genea:
name: geneafah,
21,nt dah fair,slim,boobs average,ass mmmm its ok, no child ,i can cook esp sandwich,meatpie,coldwater,eba,biscuit and butter dats all,by d way i lv naija

MrCork:
... 7 over 10: PASS MARK!!!

Genea:
mmmm dats nt bad ,i tried

MrCork:
GOOD NEWS: You officially entered top 10 list!!

Krystalxxx:
Name: Nikky
Real age please: 23 this August, don't forget ma birthday bebe
Commplexsion: dark but ah swear m bleaching
Body Type: slimmo
Coca cola shape or V Shape: is cocacola ah swear
Boobsi Shape: big
Boobsi size: big
Thigh Size: medium
Thigh Shape: medium
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: juss ok darling, love is blind
Children: None
Can cook or Cant cook: can cook
Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam - ah.........wtin go make me stay 4 naija. Pekam tinz!

Prettyvhickie:
lols

MrCork:
...hav u applied?

Prettyvhickie:
applied what?

Luckygurl:
And we've they derailed the thread massively :

Luckygurl:
And we've they derailed the thread massively :

Luckygurl:
And we've they derailed the thread massively :

isalegan2:
:looks around d thread. grabs ishilove by her cocoyam, i mean plantain, legs and locks her in a bathroom mrschima just used:

1 down! ha!

MrCork:
....errm sweeery...apologies for the way u look in yor picture profile but please please please......Do not even tink about applyin .... kindly forgerrrrrit!!! (no ofeinse) (no ofeinse)

MrCork:
...you don't look too masculine though!

MrCork:

cyprus000:
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Hey kid.

FIRST:I don't do internet rants.
That's a thing for cowards lyk you.
I run my show ONE ON ONE.
If you feel you can dare,you can test me on that.

SECONDLY:when I see people say I DON'T WANT TO STOOP LOW,FVCK OFF MY MENTION or IGNORD.
I begin to wonder,if this people actually have real life,cos its only miserable people who have been rejected by the society,use the internet to creat self imprtance,just to massage their already depleted/dead EGO.
Cos cyberspace is the only platform they can do crap and claim crap.
Especially looking at your DP,which I don't normally do.
But I took a pain in the ass,to do so and I was still disappointed as usual.

THIRDLY:if you feel you are intellectually sound and can slay intellectually.
Then hit me up in ABJ,don't worry about the cost of comming.
I will cover that.but if you tink you can play smart by not coming after I must have sent you TP.
Then within two weeks you are has goood has dead

I will take you to a centre,where you will prove that your overflowing I.Q
And engage me in intellectual dual in all aspect of life.
If you win me,I will give you the sum of 2M.
But if I win you.
You will give me 1M,if you can't provide the money.
Then you are has good as a dead man.
Don't worry,we will sign an undertaking bfor we start and you will have witness..

Don't bring that crap that you are busy,cos this is business and if you turn down my request.
That means you are the dullard.

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agarawu23:
lol I am available when the thread was opened that's the secret

Omotayor123:
. You mean u always online.... With an Eagle eye to sight new thread. Lol

agarawu23:
lol not alws online some times I am kinda busy.

Omotayor123:
Hmmmm