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TheFLIRT:
like 'hey' what are you reading?

NeduLuiZ:
If it's a Nigerian girl


Flaunt your car key,a flashy carkey
Put up a smile invite her for an outing
Spend,spend more, spend again


If she no give you punny nonstop for a week then village people join your matter

Jennimma:
See ur big teeth. Lol

coolzeal:
Most pickup lines actually works
perfectly with white girls and not your average typical Naija girl. Unfortunately, I don't have a pickup line.

Jollyjoy:
mugu kie?

Jollyjoy:
i will be like, oh yea! Am reading sani death. And the ministry continues frm there.

vizkiz:
do people still use pick up lines of chicks
Nigga, that is just so 90s

Just make enough cash, and have cool swag. Walk up to her and say "I think santa will be coming early this year, because you are the first item on my christmas list"

KingTom:
Yes, because the N50,000 will be counterfeit

KingTom:
Make I go cc you for one thread like that I see something wey you go like

TheFLIRT:
they do work in naija. To make it work, the environment and the guy's skills are key factors

coolzeal:
I'll engage her with a conversation about something intersting. That might probably loosen her guards or comfort zone. Naija girls are drama queen. No time.

Jollyjoy:
lolz!

TheFLIRT:
Guys, let's know ur wooing prowess. What would be ur pick up lines if u met a girl ALONE under these circumstances:

1) in a public bus

2) at a cinema

3) after church

4) in a club or night party

5) in the market

6) at a bus stop

7) at school, as new students

8 ) on the street

9) as a new neighbour of the same compound

10) at a restaurant or any eatery

Let the game begin!

McEwen:
Chai!!! the girl go be all those lekki product wey we dey chop everyday

Tallesty1:
That's a pick up line mehn.

yeah, he needed one so I gave him one...any crime in that

KingTom:
See yansh mehn

KingTom:
1) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

2) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

3) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

4) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

5) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

6) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

7) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

9) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

10) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

TheFLIRT:
that's why I gave instances of different situations. u can't engage a gal u met in a church in a conversation

coolzeal:
Of course you can if you're a good storyteller and maybe a little funny. I mean, who doesn't like a good story?

McEwen:
I tire like this....i no fit chop again,i don belle full

KingTom:
Na this one go be my food morning - night

2dice:
baba werey... Shey bae WEy be say na Dem atiku dey nack apkako... Wetin ur 50k wan do?

McEwen:
this kain thin dey this forum? where can we find them?

KingTom:
Na flat frying pan yanshless things full here o God why!!!!

McEwen:
oh lord why us
wey all those your MilkMaids Gehs

KingTom:
Dem dey hide o

KingTom:
I go tell am say I be Saraki son

2dice:
saraki son for where I atiku dey spend... She don leave u tey tey

McEwen:
bring them come out na,money still plenty for that your GTB Account..make we spray them small