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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by livingday: 12:38am On Jun 13, 2015
germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.

Your friend is not new to this lewd habit given her fondness for cunilingus. So why the pretence of dislike?

What I know is that if she bites it he will not disturb her again.

Most African men hate the white man's odious sex habit. The husband is right and your friend can take her congo somewhere else.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 12:39am On Jun 13, 2015
kalindaminda:


Are you a dick expert? How do you know?

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 12:40am On Jun 13, 2015
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I'm signing off with the Leicester legend - Mark Morrison the Mac 11! grin


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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by PLEXPLEX(m): 12:46am On Jun 13, 2015
If it matters nothing for her if he goes out, she should decline but if she want to keep him to her self y wasting time? Give him the gaddan time
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by 190theclown: 12:48am On Jun 13, 2015
dinachi:

My dear, many guys will tell you the same thing. Puccy hygiene of many babes suck. I still remember the sad story a friend told of how the fiancée's rotten puccy sent him running out of the house like a desperate man pursued by two blood thirsty battalions of diehard Boko haram members. The babe had visited and when the mood was favorable they proceeded to satiate their physical cravings. In the heat of passion, my guy tore off his clothes and extended a helping hand to his babe who was more deliberate in disrobing herself. By the time he yanked off her pants to have a view of the glorious paradise awaiting his touch and love, he was rudely confronted with the stark harsh realities of hell staring him in his bewildered face. The sweet aroma of his room swifty turned to a dark and atrosiously evil smell that quickly changed the mood from romantic to a matter of life and death. The odoriferous rotten puccy gave out an evil blast of terrible odour that confounded my guy and sent him running out of the house in utter confusion. Needless to say the relationship took a nosedive from then onwards.


OH GOD!!

Im crying here grin grin grin

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 1:03am On Jun 13, 2015
If she finds her husband's kini so repulsive, she should allow her house girl to help her do the dirty job

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by tit(f): 1:13am On Jun 13, 2015
i told y'all: men are he-goats!

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by dwayni: 2:26am On Jun 13, 2015
Suck the damn sausage and save your marriage

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Israel5(m): 2:56am On Jun 13, 2015
Is it in the Nigerian constitution?? Hoho! I thougt nigerians are religious? No gay no bj..etc. Msch. I love America! Yeeha!

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by AreaFada2: 2:59am On Jun 13, 2015
Womanliness hygiene is a big issue.

Manliness is relatively easy to clean, especially if circumcised.

Womanliness on the other hand: some ladies use douche, antiseptic soap, deodorant and other chemicals that disturb VJ flora, causing odour.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by cococandy(f): 3:13am On Jun 13, 2015
Exactly
Subom1:


Exactly!! Why is it socially acceptable for a man to demand specific sexual acts from a woman, yet if he's "not comfortable" with something she wants in the bedroom then it's out of bounds."

I think most women are more open to giving head than men are to eating out. 

If they don't want it, no amount of begging will get a guy to do something he doesn't want. And enough begging and the girl will do it for the pleasure of the guy. 

I think women are a lot more open minded to what pleasures their guy than guys are to pleasuring women. I hear lots of horror stories about guys wanting all sorts of things from women like MouthAction, anal sex w/o caring at all for the pleasure of the woman. I barely hear the same stories the other way around.

Such men are deal breakers for me. I cant deal with selfish people but thank Goodness not all men are like this cheesy

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 3:16am On Jun 13, 2015
cococandy:
that's a lie. there's more bacteria in the average mouth than the vaggina.
If you won't give head to her, might as well not kiss too.
Thanks for the info.
I'll keep that in mind

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by mechanics(m): 3:34am On Jun 13, 2015
germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.
lolz, dats funi, she shud just give it to him to allow peace reign.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by cho25bc(f): 3:43am On Jun 13, 2015
Bj dey put marriage 4 wahala o.
Bj bj bj...hmmm...I comment my reserve.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Coolcash1: 3:52am On Jun 13, 2015
dinachi:

My dear, many guys will tell you the same thing. Puccy hygiene of many babes suck. I still remember the sad story a friend told of how the fiancée's rotten puccy sent him running out of the house like a desperate man pursued by two blood thirsty battalions of diehard Boko haram members. The babe had visited and when the mood was favorable they proceeded to satiate their physical cravings. In the heat of passion, my guy tore off his clothes and extended a helping hand to his babe who was more deliberate in disrobing herself. By the time he yanked off her pants to have a view of the glorious paradise awaiting his touch and love, he was rudely confronted with the stark harsh realities of hell staring him in his bewildered face. The sweet aroma of his room swifty turned to a dark and atrosiously evil smell that quickly changed the mood from romantic to a matter of life and death. The odoriferous rotten puccy gave out an evil blast of terrible odour that confounded my guy and sent him running out of the house in utter confusion. Needless to say the relationship took a nosedive from then onwards.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 4:09am On Jun 13, 2015
In conclusion,

OP: Tell your "friend" na "do me, I do you" and both of you should wash yourselves first. Maybe have a lovely bath together and then proceed. But make sure he goes first, since men are traitorous dogs, he might renege.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 5:08am On Jun 13, 2015
you are not married that's why you sound so childish, you think marriage is boyfriend/girlfriend thing? i pity you
cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat grin
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye lipsrsealed

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by 1goodman: 5:56am On Jun 13, 2015
germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.
den give it to him na!
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 6:20am On Jun 13, 2015

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by busayochic: 6:45am On Jun 13, 2015
e author=germainediva post=34699112]A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.[/quote]most likely reason: ur friends pu**y smells bad... thats why he's finding it hard to do it to her...
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DesireInnerWear(f): 6:52am On Jun 13, 2015
Mtchew. Oro tii o mek sense.


BJ after 10yrs. Wifey, see, your husband is already getting his bj outside. He's only threatening you, so that when you catch him in the act, he can say' when you resused to give it to me nko? '... Berra dnt let him kill you.
He will still cheat, whether you give him or not. Trust me, some young blood is already doing it to him outside.
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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by oba009(m): 7:04am On Jun 13, 2015
I bet with you, buddy just say my mind, the most sensible post of all time is this. That man is already enjoying mouth action somewhere. The truth is he is looking to exonerate himself.
DesireInnerWear:
Mtchew. Oro tii o mek sense.


BJ after 10yrs. Wifey, see, your husband is already getting his bj outside. He's only threatening you, so that when you catch him in the act, he can say' when you resused to give it to me nko? '... Berra dnt let him kill you.
He will still cheat, whether you give him or not. Trust me, some young blood is already doing it to him outside.
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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by busayochic: 7:08am On Jun 13, 2015
Guys have u ever heard of HPV? Human papilloma virus ... this virus is found in d female genitals and can be picked up easily by engaging in constant acts of cunninlingus aka licking a woman's vagina. The end result is cancer of the throat. Ask a certain Micheal Douglas. Google is ur friend; pls verify these facts. Girls in d UK now take shots to kill the HP virus so they can enjoy constant head from their men... I doubt if their Nigerian counterparts even know this problem exists

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 7:10am On Jun 13, 2015
If na ibo man, run 4 ur laif b4 we hear say u don turn 2 bag of moni #DatAwkwardMomentWhenGoatBeginChopMeat cool
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by ApcSucks: 7:11am On Jun 13, 2015
Beremx:
lord knows how many puussies he has seen and confirm they stink. I think he has a problem with the nerve that controls his ability to smell.

The guy needs a corrective surgery.

grin grin


Lalasticlala ishilove come here Beremx has broken rule 15 again she keeps doing it always you guys have to look into her and know the length of ban to slap on her thank you
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by orogodoganyin(m): 7:17am On Jun 13, 2015
NiceHans:
There's way to many pathogens pilfering around pussiez..name it.. Strep, staph, ecoli, lactobacilus herpes, hpv ...chai it is suicidal to commit suicide
lactobacilus herpes?
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by orogodoganyin(m): 7:25am On Jun 13, 2015
tit:
i told y'all: men are he-goats!
exactly... that's y u like d thingy. cos it tastes lyk goat meat ryt?
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by orogodoganyin(m): 7:32am On Jun 13, 2015
busayochic:
Guys have u ever heard of HPV? Human papilloma virus ... this virus is found in d female genitals and can be picked up easily by engaging in constant acts of cunninlingus aka licking a woman's vagina. The end result is cancer of the throat. Ask a certain Micheal Douglas. Google is ur friend; pls verify these facts. Girls in d UK now take shots to kill the HP virus so they can enjoy constant head from their men... I doubt if their Nigerian counterparts even know this problem exists
like hpv is only found in d vagina. true that throat cancer is relatively more common among practitioners of MouthAction than non-practitioners, according a research not carried out by me. this affects both sexes any way

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ifyjuli25(f): 7:33am On Jun 13, 2015
Please give it to him ooo... I love Bj.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DjQris(m): 7:41am On Jun 13, 2015
mrwonlasewonie:
Any time he puts mouth into her private part in the name of Mouth Gig she should we we inside his mouth cool
dude ur mean, I swear down

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by mrwonlasewonie: 7:43am On Jun 13, 2015
DjQris:
dude ur mean, I swear down
I know smiley
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DjQris(m): 7:47am On Jun 13, 2015
Ewuro4:


Or what?

He wants a bj but wouldnt go under? Nah

Doesn't work that way buddy. 69 all the way or no deal cool grin
dis babe like 69 sha.... wink

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