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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:46am On Jun 14, 2015
NobleG1:
Even though I don't do any of those sh*its, I accept the fact that some men are guilty of your list, which also applies to some women.

1. Lustful glances
Some women do this too, especially runz girls. Unfortunately, most Nigerian girls do runz.

2. Body and Mouth Odour
Both sexes are guilty. I've met few girls who had bad mouth odors and I didn't kiss them. Another thing is that most Nigerian girls have dirty and nasty stinky p*ussies, caused by either STDs or yeast infections. 90% of Nigerian girls have no clue what Yeast infection means, and it's the most common problem most of them have.

I'm the type of guy who lets a woman, who has odor problem, know something is wrong. One ended the relationship because of it while others were glad I told them, and they subsequently rectified the problem. If I had a nasty odor problem on my body, I would have also liked to be told.

3. Bad Vocabulary
Illiterates and most "graduates" are guilty. I dated smart and educated women but few of my friends have had "graduate" girlfriends who murdered English. Another thing I hate is that most Nigerians, both men and women who called themselves "graduates" can't express themselves in simple English.

For instance, what you'll mostly see on Nigerian forums (especially on Nairaland) or messages on Nigerian students' mobile phones are: I wnt 2 si u 2moro or i wil rite u leta 2de or cn wi mek it nxt tym. That's terrible!

4. Tattered and Disgusting Outfit
Some men are guilty, including few women.

5. Using Animal Sound To Call A Lady's Attention
Some men are guilty.

6. Sending Friends to do your bidding proposal
Both sexes do it but men do it more. I have hooked up with Chics who sent their friends to get my number or tell how much they like me.

7. Consumption of alcohol to boost ego/self confidence
Some men are guilty.

8. Claiming False Riches
Id*iots who called themselves men do this.

Are u an analyst sir? grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:49am On Jun 14, 2015
Guys, fix your bank account and you will be fine.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:51am On Jun 14, 2015
darmys:

hey OP
nice one. very interesting to read.
i agree o cheesy
guys are you "Earring"


Lol. Thanks dear.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:58am On Jun 14, 2015
kalindaminda:


Anyone who disagrees with your post is unrepentantly guilty of one or more of those things.

Bro, u were not here yesterday when a nitwit was derailing this thread. Perhaps he is guilty of all the mentioned points. Anyway... his comments has been hidden.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 7:59am On Jun 14, 2015
mightsparrow:
Guys, fix your bank account and you will be fine.

Ok sire.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 8:00am On Jun 14, 2015
tunnamania11:
Not all guys , but some. grin

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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 8:05am On Jun 14, 2015
wristwatch:


grin grin grin
We have read about the guys now, When will u compose for the ladies?
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by KingTom(m): 8:05am On Jun 14, 2015
wristwatch:

Hahahahahaha. Chai. Iru doc wo leleyi oo.

No be only winiwini. Na manimomanimo.
Oya go church jor!
Oga rain wey dey fall no be here o! I go enter 6pm evening mass cool
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by topsco(m): 8:06am On Jun 14, 2015
Nice one OP. To some guys a nice trend to others a nonsense topic. What a duality of its kind.
Well no one is an island of perfection...try to be all time...
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 8:08am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:



Heeehehehecheesy

Why would I crush on a guy like you undecided

Of course I am not your type wink

My type of ladies don't deal with your type of guyswink

We deal with Men that is responsible and intelligent, Not fools wink



#TEAM SCENT


You are casting aspersion on him,yet you can't speak a simple english.Men that are not is.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 8:23am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


You are casting aspersion on him,yet you can't speak a simple english.Men that are not is.


Hey man, nobody is above mistake, Okay? and I think you should mind your business wink.

Thanks.






#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 8:24am On Jun 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
My e-wife cheesy

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Funny guy wink

#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by epelumi42(m): 8:33am On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:
cheesy Wristwatch! Wristwatch! wink

That mouth odour and sagging of trousers though..sad
Big boys don't sag..Small boys does that..

About the english, ermmm..It's nothing, he can always learn from me..cheesy

small boys 'do' not does that...

He ll learn...
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by loomer: 8:34am On Jun 14, 2015
Una go old
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by epelumi42(m): 8:37am On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:

And you think English language only comprises of ''Do'' and ''Does''? Grow up kid!

sweet, stop defending 'urself and edit ur comment before you get quoted again. wink
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by kinglekan: 8:41am On Jun 14, 2015
blacq2009:


So you dey knack ladies dema apakos and take off men's heads? Make I shut up before you....


Before gini? cheesy cheesy

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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 9:09am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:



Hey man, nobody is above mistake, Okay? and I think you should mind your business wink.

Thanks.






#TEAM SCENT

If you live in a glass house,do not throw stone.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:17am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:

If you live in a glass house,do not throw stone.

Heeeehehe cheesy
So funny, Like I said earlier mind your business,
Okay wink

#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 9:25am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:



Heeeehehe cheesy

So funny, Like I said earlier mind your business,

Okay wink


#TEAM SCENT

My biz is to correct you when you're wrong.Until you speak this in interview without correcting yourself,only then you will know the gravity of that mistake you just made.Attention W.hore
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:31am On Jun 14, 2015
PrinceZahzah:
It's ok...but must we learn everything?

cheesy cheesy rules n guidelines everywhere. cheesy cheesy teach us ow to...

Heeheheee grin
Teach you how to do what grin grin
Hope it's not what I'm thinking grin


#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:37am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


My biz is to correct you when you're wrong.Until you speak this in interview without correcting yourself,only then you will know the gravity of that mistake you just made.Attention W.hore


Jeez! Despite the fact that I have promised not to quote fools like you, You still managed to get my attention.....

Now, Mr man, or let me say Boy, I am warning you for the last time, Mind your BUSINESS.

I don't need an English teacher, You can take your C.v elsewhere.

Thanks.


#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 9:41am On Jun 14, 2015
epelumi42:


sweet, stop defending 'urself and edit ur comment before you get quoted again. wink
I prefer the quotes though..
wink
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 9:42am On Jun 14, 2015
epelumi42:

small boys 'do' not does that...
He ll learn...
Is this all you know?
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 9:44am On Jun 14, 2015
legalwealth:

Learn from you of all people on nairaland? See the bolded part of your statement quoted above! sad sad sad sad sad
I've seen you!cheesy You can now swerve...wink
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:46am On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:
Is this all you know?

grin grin
Nice reply wink



#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 9:51am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:



Jeez! Despite the fact that I have promised not to quote fools like you, You still managed to get my attention.....

Now, Mr man, or let me say Boy, I am warning you for the last time, Mind your BUSINESS.

I don't need an English teacher, You can take your C.v elsewhere.

Thanks.


#TEAM SCENT

One local tramp that thinks she can get hommies at her beck and call.Why won't you get them where the only thing you know is to open your legs wide ajar for them. Aside from being veteran in raising your yam legs for them,you're a scum bag and a dunce
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 9:54am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:



grin grin

Nice reply wink




#TEAM SCENT
Don't mind the block-heads dearie..Never feel ashamed for making a mistake..Those who never make mistakes, haven't tried something new..And i believe they are not humans!
Fools everywhere...They keeping finding faults in people..And that's why they are stagnant..
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 9:57am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


One local tramp that thinks she can get hommies at her beck and call.Why won't you get them where the only thing you know is to open your legs wide ajar for them. Aside from being veteran in raising your yam legs for them,you're a scum bag and a dounce.



Funny cheesy

I can see that you are one of the guys craving for my attention wink

But Dear, you don't have to type all the insults in the dictionary to achieve that.

You are just making a fool of yourself by typing all this rubbish.

Now I have seen you Dear, can you please SWERVE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT

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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by blacq2009(m): 9:58am On Jun 14, 2015
kinglekan:

Before gini? cheesy cheesy
You sharpen your machete longer.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:

Don't mind the block-heads dearie..Never feel ashamed for making a mistake..Those who never make mistakes, haven't tried something new..And i believe they are not humans!
Fools everywhere...They keeping finding faults in people..And that's why they are stagnant..


Chaiiii, Your head dey dere wink wink

Thumbs up Dear wink


#TEAM SCENT

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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 10:06am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:


Chaiiii, Your head dey dere wink wink
Thumbs up Dear wink

#TEAM SCENT
Keep doing your thing..Don't allow anyone intimidate you okay! wink
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 10:09am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:




Funny cheesy

I can see that you are one of the guys craving for my attention wink

But Dear, you don't have to type all the insults in the dictionary to achieve that.

You are just making a fool of yourself by typing all this rubbish.

Now I have seen you Dear, can you please SWERVE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT

They say big fish big wood,small fish,small wood.I crave attention for big fish and not small crayfish like you because you're not up to small fish self.Imagine the jigga hommie like me stooping so low for that your wrinkle face of yours.

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