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1. Cultist:yes,cultist the aye,ake(axe),eye,black scorpin etc.no student pray to have anyone of them as roommate,if yawa gas and the other cult member come to the room.makes me remember the “99 cult attack in oau,when they entered the room to massacre sug secretary general(afrika),althought he was not a cultist,but imagine what his roommate will be thinking when they arrived.

2. S.U.scriptural union:some say suwegbe union,whatever,i don’t want to be in the same room with this kind of student.they are just too holy for my liken,small thing you say or do,they start quoting bible. i had a roommie like that in my year two.the way he dress,this guy can tuck in on anything,no matter the cloth he put on,they was a day we were hungry,so me and some of my roomate with this su guy went to buy bread and akara.we were so hungry before we got to the room we had already finished the food.this guy made sure he entered the room put down the bread and akara on the table and prayed.untied the nylon,you know normally you tear the nylon.this guy untied it like he’s going to need the nylon.his behaviour makes me sick.since that year,i don’t wish to have su has roommate again.

3. Prayer warrior:you can’t imagine coming from the night class exhausted,just can’t wait to get to your room and fall in your bed to crash.and that is the time one of your roommate thinks is the time to pray,start to cabash,shouting.no no no,no way.

4. Thief: Throughout my staying in hostel,i have been so lucky not to have thief as roommate,i can leave my phone charging with my roomates to common room.i will meet it without moving an inch.i trust all my former roommate die.

5. Reading mode:these kind of students are always on reading mode,whether eating,gisting,even sleeping you will always find book with them,i always feel guilty,when having fun and seeing them makes me look like am not serious.got a guy like that in my room.this guy sabi jack,always reading,but like some people say “no be by jacking” after the exams he had 4 F’s, while we wey dey play clear all our papers.
Feel free to add yours,what can you say about your roommate?what kind of student you don’t want to have as roommate?

You'd like the play boy as a roommate who brings many girls who bring their friends for y'all to just lay back and chillll.and do stuff..... Abi

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You'd like the play boy as a roommate who brings many girls who bring their friends for y'all to just lay back and chillll.and do stuff..... Abi

yeah,coming after this,and a gamer.

fatdon2:
PIG

The name says it all. These
roommates are so inconsiderate. They don’t care that their trash or
clothes pile up and eventually spill
onto your side of the room. They
take your suggestions for
improvement as insults and
immediately do the exact opposite of what you ask.

yes,but some are also cooperative.we contribute money for room week,buy ball among other things,but there are some roommate who doesn't care.

#na4onlynajia u go c guyz 4 hostel dy drag 4 1 small pot of soup.

Na your palava be that....wetin concern us?...abi na on NL you wan select room mate ni....

Guy I believe you . Especially that guy nauseatingly untying a nylon tidily and holistically like he is about to make a sacrifice to the gods of akara It must have really happened to you for you to nail down the disgust you felt this eloquently .

Throughout my stay at uni, it is only the prayer warrior that i met as room mate (we are both in final year) , the guy can pray till next year and any time of the day always praying.
For others on the list except cultist i have them all as friends, the READING Mode guy always tell us that the only place he is always read is where snakes , bird e.t.c can be found , i thought he was lying until i saw him reading inside the bush.

Stingy/selfish roommates:- I hate 'em with passion, una no go know when 'em they chop. But 'na 'em go do osoomaalo when you dey cook. Smh for 'em...

Lolz... Wen i went to nsukka 4 post utme. In d hostel that i was, there was a guy there that use to bang d bed wen ever his about to slp. Mbanefo hostel

lol , different people from different walks of life

GOOD

this your number two cracked me up

modified#i know this would make frontpage

OP,what of roommates that snores loudly?

J

Joblessness no go kill me o. space booking isnt easy.
Once a topic hit frontpage, refresh after a minute and you will have over 50 post in just a minute

Sometimes, i begin to wonder that school wont be fun without having them around.

No 5 tho.. i'd love that kinda room mate

Those who snore....
I lived with a very loud snorer from 1st to third year and trust me, I never liked the music. The heat that follows the snore makes my face quiver. Luckily he had no mouth odor so it wasn't fatal.... But hey, snoring turns me off.

How did u know d SUG sec gen was not a cultist?

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You'd like the play boy as a roommate who brings many girls who bring their friends for y'all to just lay back and chillll.and do stuff..... Abi

Ahah...always ftc dis days....na onli u...ah

i can manage all...except 1 nd 4....can't dwell with dos 2

The Gambler ; Always talking about Odds to play.,,,constantly borrowing phone to check livescores and when game casts, he go snub you like say u be the Winch

The noise makers. You will regret it