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So how do you deal with a partner who has the penchant for uncontrollable deadly farts?
Especially, early at dawn?
Divorce?

Ileya Ni yehn but wait she dey mess when I dey sleep she don commit offense be that , na to arrest her be dat FTC things abeg FP laalasticAlA abi laala

hmmmmmm yaba left ryt away

bingbagbo:
So how do you deal with a partner who has the penchant for uncontrollable deadly farts?
Especially, early at dawn?
Divorce?

one of my chick dose dat it really annoying and crazy bro

Only pretenders don't fart in their relationships

If sumpeople fart 4 u ehhnnn u go 4get ur name sharply





cc lalasticlala

Farting it not a sickness, in fact na evidence of good living... Pple go to d hospital cos dey are not able to fart ai

Farting competition is a kind of game in love relationships sef .... Abi u want make I pretend

No biggie

what are you feeding that poor girl!

DuchessLily:
Farting it not a sickness, in fact na evidence of good living... Pple go to d hospital cos dey are not able to fart ai

Farting competition is a kind of game in love relationships sef .... Abi u want make I pretend

ewwwwwwww

Must you fart in Front of me?
Go outside or use the Toilet

Ahmed0336:
ewwwwwwww

Meaning ??

OP is it the silent one or the loud one? I LIKE IT WHEN ONE FARTS LOUDLY BUT I HATE THE SILENT MESS NA IM SMELL PASS

Lilswaghanxum:
OP is it the silent one or the loud one? I LIKE IT WHEN ONE FARTS LOUDLY BUT I HATE THE SILENT MESS NA IM SMELL PASS

ME TOO

DuchessLily:
Farting it not a sickness, in fact na evidence of good living... Pple go to d hospital cos dey are not able to fart ai

Farting competition is a kind of game in love relationships sef .... Abi u want make I pretend

a beg babe no pretend ooo

emtebe:
a beg babe no pretend ooo

Lol...Abi nau!

DuchessLily:
Meaning ??

you are nasty

Only me is allowed to fart uncontrollably. If she go make the mistake fart whey I dey, na end of relationship be that. Simple as ABC

Jacksparrow0712:
Only me is allowed to fart uncontrollably. If she go make the mistake fart whey I dey, na end of relationship be that. Simple as ABC

are u buhari's son

Do I need to be Buhari's son? It's just a no no no for me. Why would she fart in my presence? Ewwwwwwww!

iamtomi:
are u buhari's son

DuchessLily:
Lol...Abi nau!

smile

iamtomi:
are u buhari's son

a beg ask them ooo

DuchessLily:
Farting it not a sickness, in fact na evidence of good living... Pple go to d hospital cos dey are not able to fart ai

Farting competition is a kind of game in love relationships sef .... Abi u want make I pretend

correct babe...any spouse that does not fart in front of u is keeping a lot of secrets

Ahmed0336:
you are nasty

If I hear! Pretenders like u do d worst.


U r on Nairaland forming what u r not ... Nasty ko!

mayorkyzo:
correct babe...any spouse that does not fart in front of u is keeping a lot of secrets

Ofcos ooo... Heavy DIRTY secret sef

Jacksparrow0712:
Do I need to be Buhari's son? It's just a no no no for me. Why would she fart in my presence? Ewwwwwwww!

lyk seriously?? so she cnt fart when in ur presence but u are free to do so.. how selfish of u!

Call it selfishness, Idgaf. she must go to the toilet every time she needs to fart. Or better excuse herself and walk somewhere else

iamtomi:
lyk seriously?? so she cnt fart when in ur presence but u are free to do so.. how selfish of u!

infact until we able to come out naked without anything hidden, we have not entered into this relationship fully. Farting is one way. both partners can understand themselves more. you must not pretend before your partner. Both partners should be free to fart only in the presence of each other.

fart get toilet?

Mogbe!!!!!!!! Divorce because of fart? the world is really coming to an end .

DuchessLily:
If I hear! Pretenders like u do d worst.


U r on Nairaland forming what u r not ... Nasty ko!

forming ke!!!! Besides,I am not a pretender