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XavierBlue:
[s] i don't know if it the benefit though. You know guys are naturally polygamous and if he couldn't tap enough of those boobs and nyash before the breakup or if she denied him, believe me, if there is a way, hell so much love to tap them to the very last seconds I guess that just me.
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XavierBlue

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious!!


By the way....@op you are absolutely right!!
I was guilty of all 5years ago Lol especially the relationship expert thingy. I even went to the extent of creating a page on Facebook advising people on how to handle heartbreaks Lol I watched alot of romantic movies and also got addicted to my earphone.
It wasn't easy o! I cried a lot then...in the bathroom, kitchen , in the bus...just any place or anything that reminds me of him got me crying
Now its really funny to me...I was a teen then, anyways.

XavierBlue:
Generally all men and ladies do indulge in funny things after a terrible breakup, here are some most girls are guilty of, read and be blessed.

1. THEY TURN STALKERS[b]


Some girls when hit with break up, they turn stalkers, though this is also applicable to the guys, its very common among ladies. This is common among most ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remains silent when he picks and maybe says "hello" my elder sister is very guilty of this.

2. PLAYING SLOW SONGS


They'll play more slow tempo songs like westlife and watch more romantic movies, lay on their bed and cry their eyes out

3. THEY BECOME ACTIVISTS
Don't be surprise to see things like.
#teamsingleandnotsearching
#teamallmenarethesame
#singleforever.
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous, nairaland girls are guilty of this, i no one mention name
Guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money i pity

#Teamallguysarethesame


4. THEY HANG OUT MORE
Girls hang out more when hit by breakup, you'll see them almost everywhere their ex might be, and when they're sure hell be present at the event, they dress to kill just to make him realise what he's actually missing she rarely stays at home to avoid depression.

5. THEY SUDDENLY BECOMES ‘BORN AGAIN’…AGAIN!


Naija babes i hail o una guilty for this one die. Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup. The unrighteous ones suddenly becomes righteous. She'll will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church, and will be praying for God to grant their heart wishes of a new and better guy and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned again

6. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS.

After a bad breakup mostly ladies thinks they're automatically love expert. You'll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship matters. They'll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussionEg.
"sister Mary don't date him ooh, I've seen many of his type".

7. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER


We all know girls have the digits of their lovers offhand so why deleting them This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they'll will always remember it, even after a decade

8. TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys attention after a serious breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They'll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she dosent love but only trying to get back at her ex. If you're that guy i pity you

written by me.

Guys abeg add your own.




XavierBlue

BraniacX:
Remind me never to date you

Ghostlady:
lol am a mobile ghost

PunkyOh:
What does FWSB stand for? So, can you still be friends with an ex that cheated?

I prefer not to be friends with exes for the most part. We dated, that's right, but after that I just don't see a reason to be in contact or remain friends. Friendly, yeah, but more than that is pushing it imo. We owe each other nothing, so..

Cutehector:
lol I believ u hav a number...

zealot4me:
No 2 makes the situation worse


I am guilty of no. 7

bravekid:
Nice picture you got on here though..

Ghostlady:
sure

Twaci:
Am sure we can work something out

XavierBlue:
Generally all men and ladies do indulge in funny things after a terrible breakup, here are some most girls are guilty of, read and be blessed.

1. THEY TURN STALKERS[b]


Some girls when hit with break up, they turn stalkers, though this is also applicable to the guys, its very common among ladies. This is common among most ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remains silent when he picks and maybe says "hello" my elder sister is very guilty of this.

2. PLAYING SLOW SONGS


They'll play more slow tempo songs like westlife and watch more romantic movies, lay on their bed and cry their eyes out

3. THEY BECOME ACTIVISTS
Don't be surprise to see things like.
#teamsingleandnotsearching
#teamallmenarethesame
#singleforever.
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous, nairaland girls are guilty of this, i no one mention name
Guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money i pity

#Teamallguysarethesame


4. THEY HANG OUT MORE
Girls hang out more when hit by breakup, you'll see them almost everywhere their ex might be, and when they're sure hell be present at the event, they dress to kill just to make him realise what he's actually missing she rarely stays at home to avoid depression.

5. THEY SUDDENLY BECOMES ‘BORN AGAIN’…AGAIN!


Naija babes i hail o una guilty for this one die. Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup. The unrighteous ones suddenly becomes righteous. She'll will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church, and will be praying for God to grant their heart wishes of a new and better guy and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned again

6. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS.

After a bad breakup mostly ladies thinks they're automatically love expert. You'll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship matters. They'll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussionEg.
"sister Mary don't date him ooh, I've seen many of his type".

7. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER


We all know girls have the digits of their lovers offhand so why deleting them This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they'll will always remember it, even after a decade

8. TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys attention after a serious breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They'll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she dosent love but only trying to get back at her ex. If you're that guy i pity you

written by me.

Guys abeg add your own.




XavierBlue

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious!!


By the way....@op you are absolutely right!!
I was guilty of all 5years ago Lol especially the relationship expert thingy. I even went to the extent of creating a page on Facebook advising people on how to handle heartbreaks Lol I watched alot of romantic movies and also got addicted to my earphone.
It wasn't easy o! I cried a lot then...in the bathroom, kitchen , in the bus...just any place or anything that reminds me of him got me crying
Now its really funny to me...I was a teen then, anyways.