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Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by BraniacX(m): 1:49pm On Jul 13, 2015
XavierBlue:
cheesy[s] i don't know if it the benefit though. You know guys are naturally polygamous and if he couldn't tap enough of those boobs and nyash before the breakup or if she denied him, believe me, if there is a way, hell so much love to tap them to the very last secondscheesy I guess that just me.
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XavierBlue

Didn't read that cheesy

didn't even see that !!!

IN FACT, AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THE last second tap in I DID ON MY MOST RECENT EXE'S MINISTRY cool

Damn!!! I made sure she tapped out!!! grin
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Edehsman(m): 2:27pm On Jul 13, 2015
True talk.it is very hard to move on.but the best thing to do is pick the remaining parts of ur body to move on.
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Acidosis(m): 2:52pm On Jul 13, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:

Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! grin grin


By the way....@op you are absolutely right!! grin
I was guilty of all 5years ago Lol grin especially the relationship expert thingy. I even went to the extent of creating a page on Facebook advising people on how to handle heartbreaks Lol I watched alot of romantic movies and also got addicted to my earphone.
It wasn't easy o! I cried a lot then...in the bathroom, kitchen , in the bus...just any place or anything that reminds me of him got me crying grin grin grin
Now its really funny to me...I was a teen then, anyways.
grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Faraidi(m): 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2015
XavierBlue:
Generally all men and ladies do indulge in funny things after a terrible breakup, here are some most girls are guilty of, read and be blessed.

1. THEY TURN STALKERS[b]


Some girls when hit with break up, they turn stalkers, though this is also applicable to the guys, its very common among ladies. This is common among most ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remains silent when he picks and maybe says "hello" grin my elder sister is very guilty of thisgrin.

2. PLAYING SLOW SONGS


They'll play more slow tempo songs like westlife and watch more romantic movies, lay on their bed and cry their eyes outgrin

3. THEY BECOME ACTIVISTS
Don't be surprise to see things like.
#teamsingleandnotsearchinggrin
#teamallmenarethesamegrin
#singleforevergrin.
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous, nairaland girls are guilty of this, i no one mention namegrin
Guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money i pitygrin

#Teamallguysarethesamegrin


4. THEY HANG OUT MORE
Girls hang out more when hit by breakup, you'll see them almost everywhere their ex might be, and when they're sure hell be present at the event, they dress to kill just to make him realise what he's actually missinggrin she rarely stays at home to avoid depression.

5. THEY SUDDENLY BECOMES ‘BORN AGAIN’…AGAIN!


Naija babes i hail ogrin una guilty for this one die. Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup. The unrighteous ones suddenly becomes righteous. She'll will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church, and will be praying for God to grant their heart wishes of a new and better guygrin and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned againgrin

6. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS.

After a bad breakup mostly ladies thinks they're automatically love expert. You'll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship matters. They'll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussionEg.
"sister Mary don't date him ooh, I've seen many of his type"grin.

7. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER


We all know girls have the digits of their lovers offhand so why deleting themgrin This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they'll will always remember it, even after a decadegrin

8. TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys attention after a serious breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They'll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she dosent love but only trying to get back at her ex. If you're that guy i pity yougrin

written by me.

Guys abeg add your own.




XavierBlue
it remind me of a girl that was abandoned by the boyfriend,suddenly she singing,am a devine project I shall not be abandon.When she has already been abandoned.Women sha.
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Twaci(f): 3:13pm On Jul 13, 2015
BraniacX:


Remind me never to date you grin
Am sure we can work something out wink
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by texlon44: 3:25pm On Jul 13, 2015
You're right all, but the 80% of Nigeria girls doesn't have wisdom at all, the wise ones makes a very gr8 opportunity of not letting her nigga to break up wit her no matter what. But if truly love exist, as for me I don't believe in love, because girls doesn't deserve a nigga to luv dem. There's no gain the gain is to break up. Nigga trust me, I hate a girls playing such premature attitude, it doesn't prove wise..
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by texlon44: 3:32pm On Jul 13, 2015
You're right bro, but the wise or the wisdom ones doesn't act such. 80% of Nigeria ladies are lack of wisdoms instead.
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by NewsINigeria(m): 3:35pm On Jul 13, 2015
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by tunrybabe: 4:17pm On Jul 13, 2015
No 2 is so so so so so so true. I am a living witness.
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Culin(f): 4:45pm On Jul 13, 2015
Hahahaha o God..I've been doing all these since last week
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Cutehector(m): 5:13pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ghostlady:
lol am a mobile ghost
lol I believ u hav a number...
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Youngpo413: 6:48pm On Jul 13, 2015
PunkyOh:


What does FWSB stand for? So, can you still be friends with an ex that cheated?

I prefer not to be friends with exes for the most part. We dated, that's right, but after that I just don't see a reason to be in contact or remain friends. Friendly, yeah, but more than that is pushing it imo. We owe each other nothing, so..
can you break up with a guy simply because he cheats? Mere cheating? I think its only guys that do that?
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jul 13, 2015
Cutehector:
lol I believ u hav a number...
sure
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by bravekid(m): 7:01pm On Jul 13, 2015
zealot4me:
No 2 makes the situation worse


I am guilty of no. 7
Nice picture you got on here though..
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by zealot4me(f): 7:12pm On Jul 13, 2015
bravekid:
Nice picture you got on here though..

Thanks
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Egonec(m): 8:23pm On Jul 13, 2015
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Wiselder(m): 8:28pm On Jul 13, 2015
grin All true sha
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Cutehector(m): 9:20pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ghostlady:
sure
wats it
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by chiroking(m): 9:23pm On Jul 13, 2015
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Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by BraniacX(m): 5:24am On Jul 14, 2015
Twaci:
Am sure we can work something out wink
With everything you've learned from klaus et al ? shocked
Haba! Please have mercy on my future wife and kids na shocked

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Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by sleepking(m): 8:33am On Jul 14, 2015
XavierBlue:
Generally all men and ladies do indulge in funny things after a terrible breakup, here are some most girls are guilty of, read and be blessed.

1. THEY TURN STALKERS[b]


Some girls when hit with break up, they turn stalkers, though this is also applicable to the guys, its very common among ladies. This is common among most ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remains silent when he picks and maybe says "hello" grin my elder sister is very guilty of thisgrin.

2. PLAYING SLOW SONGS


They'll play more slow tempo songs like westlife and watch more romantic movies, lay on their bed and cry their eyes outgrin

3. THEY BECOME ACTIVISTS
Don't be surprise to see things like.
#teamsingleandnotsearchinggrin
#teamallmenarethesamegrin
#singleforevergrin.
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous, nairaland girls are guilty of this, i no one mention namegrin
Guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money i pitygrin

#Teamallguysarethesamegrin


4. THEY HANG OUT MORE
Girls hang out more when hit by breakup, you'll see them almost everywhere their ex might be, and when they're sure hell be present at the event, they dress to kill just to make him realise what he's actually missinggrin she rarely stays at home to avoid depression.

5. THEY SUDDENLY BECOMES ‘BORN AGAIN’…AGAIN!


Naija babes i hail ogrin una guilty for this one die. Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup. The unrighteous ones suddenly becomes righteous. She'll will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church, and will be praying for God to grant their heart wishes of a new and better guygrin and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned againgrin

6. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS.

After a bad breakup mostly ladies thinks they're automatically love expert. You'll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship matters. They'll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussionEg.
"sister Mary don't date him ooh, I've seen many of his type"grin.

7. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER


We all know girls have the digits of their lovers offhand so why deleting themgrin This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they'll will always remember it, even after a decadegrin

8. TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys attention after a serious breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They'll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she dosent love but only trying to get back at her ex. If you're that guy i pity yougrin

written by me.

Guys abeg add your own.




XavierBlue
lol. This reminds me of wat happened 2 my friend back in school, after breaking up with dis girl in his lodge, d girl stole his atm card and withdrew all his money, mehn my guy wan mad gan, he even accussed us(his friends) of the theft coz we were all in his room d day d card was stolen, oboy nobi small quarrel o. Well after much much, with d help of atm cams and some investigations, it was discovered dat she was d culprit and was arrested. At d police station she confessed she did it to get back @my friend and all dat, naso her father take disown her o, d man is a known pastor in there area. Smh
Re: 9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup by Mcbussy(m): 7:41am On Jul 20, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:

Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! grin grin


By the way....@op you are absolutely right!! grin
I was guilty of all 5years ago Lol grin especially the relationship expert thingy. I even went to the extent of creating a page on Facebook advising people on how to handle heartbreaks Lol I watched alot of romantic movies and also got addicted to my earphone.
It wasn't easy o! I cried a lot then...in the bathroom, kitchen , in the bus...just any place or anything that reminds me of him got me crying grin grin grin
Now its really funny to me...I was a teen then, anyways.

grin

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