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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by 0393: 11:36am On Jul 14, 2015
LES MISERABLES
‘Good afternoon sir, we are the new students rotating through your unit and we just want to tell you we are sorry!’
‘Sorry for what?’
‘For anyway we might offend you in this posting’
The above scene should be the ideal introduction given by any group of medical students through a new unit and indeed, it might not even be enough to pacify some ‘malignant’ consultants (ref: a particular neurosurgeon).
In my ‘short’ (ref: ASUU, NMA and JOHESU strikes) stay so far in medical school, I have added so many facies to my God given repertoire that sometimes, I even amaze myself. (Facies such as the ‘puppy dog look’, for when I want to make a request, the ‘wide eye look’, for surprise and denial, the ‘quivering lip’, to show fear and hence garner some sympathy, and my personal favourite, the ‘slack-jaw’, which seems to work well for some reason when being percussed).
The reason for this is not so far-fetched, because for some reason, it seems I always have to beg for forgiveness from some consultant I offended in some way or the other in practically every department or unit I rotate through. I have prostrated thrice (particularly in the department of otorhinogbogbocalamity), been the recipient of two queries (honestly, I never would have believed that students received queries if I didn’t get them myself) and once, I even had to write a letter describing how foolish and terribly short-sighted I am, all in bid to placate my ‘teachers’.
Thankfully, I have not been asked to write a letter to the Provost, copying the Deputy Provost, Secretary to the College, Faculty Officer, Head of Department, my parents, relatives and the forces from the village that always seem to be getting me in all this trouble….well, at least not yet anyway.

For more articles like this and other interesting articles, visit www.klatschkrew.. Or follow@theklatschkrew. KLATSCHKREW is made up of medical, dental, physiotherapy, nursing, medical laboratory scientists and all health related field students and writers who are determined to add something new to their lives apart from going to the library.
GO TO https://klatschkrew./2015/07/13/les-misrables/ AND COMMENT ON YOUR WARDROUND EXPERIENCE(S)

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Millex(m): 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2015
Fatherherokay:
Could the LASU direct entry applicant plz drop their phone numbers so that we may talk better. Mine is 07066352274
08038020272 check me ip on whatsapp
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 14, 2015
Please, sir Lomaxx... do u still have those links for the soft copies of those books.. the one u posted on the page sometime ago.. bn trying to get it but I can't.. ..
.
and if there is anybody who can help with it, I ll appreciate...
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by donriddo(m): 9:44pm On Jul 14, 2015
DrHesjay:
Please, sir Lomaxx... do u still have those links for the soft copies of those books.. the one u posted on the page sometime ago.. bn trying to get it but I can't.. ..
.
and if there is anybody who can help with it, I ll appreciate...

This is a good resource: at least it will be helpful for most if not all.
http://allmedicalstuff.com/

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Hybee101: 10:50am On Jul 16, 2015
Good Morning Doctors, Never thought I could be a member here tho..
I'm studying Physiotherapy at the Obafemi Awolowo University.

I hope I'm welcomed to rub mind with uu Bosses - Lagusta, Lomaxx, Dr.Gboy, acknowledged all your contributions on this trend. More wisdom sirs
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 8:13pm On Jul 16, 2015
greetings to all medicos in d house. I greet una. can one write Absu, Lautech and AAU post ume for MBBS without choosing dem in jamb? Thanks in anticipation.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 8:16pm On Jul 16, 2015
waoh, this thread is inspiring! ave been reading posts for two weeks now. it has really motivated me. thanks to Dr lagusta for creating the thread.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 8:30pm On Jul 16, 2015
guys please help, I need reply to my question urgently!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by jozeph1(m): 9:08am On Jul 17, 2015
Walleyjay1:
greetings to all medicos in d house. I greet una. can one write Absu, Lautech and AAU post ume for MBBS without choosing dem in jamb? Thanks in anticipation.
just thought i should reply tho the question required no answer
if if you didn't choose any of those schools , how then do you expect to write their post utme??, well onlez the school accepts that which you'll have to find out frm their website
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Thewhizzkid1(m): 9:41am On Jul 17, 2015
Walleyjay1:
greetings to all medicos in d house. I greet una. can one write Absu, Lautech and AAU post ume for MBBS without choosing dem in jamb? Thanks in anticipation.
No(for AAU)
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Brannyslim: 10:45am On Jul 17, 2015
Walleyjay1:
greetings to all medicos in d house. I greet una. can one write Absu, Lautech and AAU post ume for MBBS without choosing dem in jamb? Thanks in anticipation.

generally...MBBS slot in all schools is very limited, so, most schools will admit their peeps first(those dat chose dem) bfor considering u guys...that's if there are spaces left for medicine sha. My advice... don't put ur mind to it...
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by simba1: 2:06pm On Jul 17, 2015
Walleyjay1:
greetings to all medicos in d house. I greet una. can one write Absu, Lautech and AAU post ume for MBBS without choosing dem in jamb? Thanks in anticipation.
LAUTECH, THEY DID IT LAST YR
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Gbsks: 2:26pm On Jul 17, 2015
^^^ And they are doing it this year too
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jul 17, 2015
docmayor:
Hi docs, dis is d mayowa ,200level mbbs unilag. Hapi 2 be on dis thread.2 dr lagusta , i wish u success in ur final mb exam.
plz sir,can I have ur whatsaap num,wanna ask u some info??
Thanks!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Bush2013: 5:34pm On Jul 17, 2015
Gbsks:
^^^ And they are doing it this year too
Assuming someone who did not apply for lautech medicine scores very high in post ume will he be admitted
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Gbsks: 5:42pm On Jul 17, 2015
Bush2013:
Assuming someone who did not apply for lautech medicine scores very high in post ume will he be admitted
hmn not sure of that, all i know is that you can write.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by kingjms010(m): 9:01pm On Jul 17, 2015
Bush2013:
Assuming someone who did not apply for lautech medicine scores very high in post ume will he be admitted

Well, I was one of the candidates dat didn't choose LAUTECH last year and still wrote thr post utme anyway, I chose anatomy, got 207 and 59 in both JAMB and post utme respectively, I was offered pure and applied biology instead, while people with less JAMB and Putme score were offered d course cos dey chose d sch, so my conclusion is dat Lautech takes care of those hu chose it and thr pre-degree first b4 attending to others. It was funny wen I met a colleague nd he told me he entered anatomy wif 182 and 51 in JAMB and Pume, buh I thank Jah, and I knw He will continue to be always thr for His loyal ones. I hope all diz helps in a little way it can.

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Bush2013: 12:19am On Jul 18, 2015
kingjms010:


Well, I was one of the candidates dat didn't choose LAUTECH last year and still wrote thr post utme anyway, I chose anatomy, got 207 and 59 in both JAMB and post utme respectively, I was offered pure and applied biology instead, while people with less JAMB and Putme score were offered d course cos dey chose d sch, so my conclusion is dat Lautech takes care of those hu chose it and thr pre-degree first b4 attending to others. It was funny wen I met a colleague nd he told me he entered anatomy wif 182 and 51 in JAMB and Pume, buh I thank Jah, and I knw He will continue to be always thr for His loyal ones. I hope all diz helps in a little way it can.
thanks I actually choose lasu and I believe I will make it there

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 4:03am On Jul 18, 2015
thanks to everyone who replied..... I actually chose Unilag with God's backup of making it there. doctor mayor can I have ur whatsapp contact?
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 11:27am On Jul 18, 2015
Greetings to everyone... Any Unilag Mbbs aspirant, let's hook up.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
Walleyjay1:
Greetings to everyone... Any Unilag Mbbs aspirant, let's hook up.

I'm an aspirant, what was your JAMB score?
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 9:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
254. yhu? are yhu on whatsapp?
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by iamnoel(m): 11:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
Bush2013:
Assuming someone who did not apply for lautech medicine scores very high in post ume will he be admitted
as the other guy rightly noted, lautech gives priority to those who picked dem as well as their pre degree students. But if u know the right pple who knows what might happen? Believe me when i say lautech, though a good school, aint worth it. There r alot of internal problem in dah school; most of which is due to ownership. Students end up using 8-10 yrs in med school.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jul 18, 2015
Walleyjay1:
254. yhu? are yhu on whatsapp?

244, no
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Walleyjay1(m): 8:56am On Jul 19, 2015
you can add me on fb@ onabanjo tosin moses and on 2go @ walleyjay1
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Waliyllahi(m): 9:40am On Jul 19, 2015
0393:
LES MISERABLES
‘Good afternoon sir, we are the new students rotating through your unit and we just want to tell you we are sorry!’
‘Sorry for what?’
‘For anyway we might offend you in this posting’
The above scene should be the ideal introduction given by any group of medical students through a new unit and indeed, it might not even be enough to pacify some ‘malignant’ consultants (ref: a particular neurosurgeon).
In my ‘short’ (ref: ASUU, NMA and JOHESU strikes) stay so far in medical school, I have added so many facies to my God given repertoire that sometimes, I even amaze myself. (Facies such as the ‘puppy dog look’, for when I want to make a request, the ‘wide eye look’, for surprise and denial, the ‘quivering lip’, to show fear and hence garner some sympathy, and my personal favourite, the ‘slack-jaw’, which seems to work well for some reason when being percussed).
The reason for this is not so far-fetched, because for some reason, it seems I always have to beg for forgiveness from some consultant I offended in some way or the other in practically every department or unit I rotate through. I have prostrated thrice (particularly in the department of otorhinogbogbocalamity), been the recipient of two queries (honestly, I never would have believed that students received queries if I didn’t get them myself) and once, I even had to write a letter describing how foolish and terribly short-sighted I am, all in bid to placate my ‘teachers’.
Thankfully, I have not been asked to write a letter to the Provost, copying the Deputy Provost, Secretary to the College, Faculty Officer, Head of Department, my parents, relatives and the forces from the village that always seem to be getting me in all this trouble….well, at least not yet anyway.

For more articles like this and other interesting articles, visit www.klatschkrew.. Or follow@theklatschkrew. KLATSCHKREW is made up of medical, dental, physiotherapy, nursing, medical laboratory scientists and all health related field students and writers who are determined to add something new to their lives apart from going to the library.
GO TO https://klatschkrew./2015/07/13/les-misrables/ AND COMMENT ON YOUR WARDROUND EXPERIENCE(S)
Sure ds is comin frm a UI med student.....lol
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by 0393: 4:10pm On Jul 19, 2015
Waliyllahi:

Sure ds is comin frm a UI med student.....lol
What makes you so sure?
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Joejonah(m): 11:14pm On Jul 19, 2015
This is the link to that page.






www.nairaland.com/1049407/medical-students-aspirants-thread/197#27678393









DrHesjay:
Please, sir Lomaxx... do u still have those links for the soft copies of those books.. the one u posted on the page sometime ago.. bn trying to get it but I can't.. ..
.
and if there is anybody who can help with it, I ll appreciate...
This is the link to that page.






www.nairaland.com/1049407/medical-students-aspirants-thread/197#27678393

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Qassy4all: 11:29pm On Jul 19, 2015
0393:
LES MISERABLES
‘Good afternoon sir, we are the new students rotating through your unit and we just want to tell you we are sorry!’
‘Sorry for what?’
‘For anyway we might offend you in this posting’
The above scene should be the ideal introduction given by any group of medical students through a new unit and indeed, it might not even be enough to pacify some ‘malignant’ consultants (ref: a particular neurosurgeon).
In my ‘short’ (ref: ASUU, NMA and JOHESU strikes) stay so far in medical school, I have added so many facies to my God given repertoire that sometimes, I even amaze myself. (Facies such as the ‘puppy dog look’, for when I want to make a request, the ‘wide eye look’, for surprise and denial, the ‘quivering lip’, to show fear and hence garner some sympathy, and my personal favourite, the ‘slack-jaw’, which seems to work well for some reason when being percussed).
The reason for this is not so far-fetched, because for some reason, it seems I always have to beg for forgiveness from some consultant I offended in some way or the other in practically every department or unit I rotate through. I have prostrated thrice (particularly in the department of otorhinogbogbocalamity), been the recipient of two queries (honestly, I never would have believed that students received queries if I didn’t get them myself) and once, I even had to write a letter describing how foolish and terribly short-sighted I am, all in bid to placate my ‘teachers’.
Thankfully, I have not been asked to write a letter to the Provost, copying the Deputy Provost, Secretary to the College, Faculty Officer, Head of Department, my parents, relatives and the forces from the village that always seem to be getting me in all this trouble….well, at least not yet anyway.
For more articles like this and other interesting articles, visit www.klatschkrew.. Or follow@theklatschkrew. KLATSCHKREW is made up of medical, dental, physiotherapy, nursing, medical laboratory scientists and all health related field students and writers who are determined to add something new to their lives apart from going to the library.
GO TO https://klatschkrew./2015/07/13/les-misrables/ AND COMMENT ON YOUR WARDROUND EXPERIENCE(S)
Definitely,this is from a UI student....I hail thee
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2015
donriddo:


This is a good resource: at least it will be helpful for most if not all.
http://allmedicalstuff.com/
Thanks powerful oga..

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