Chillis:

I love you too

Lol! Ditto, Chillisauce. Ditto.

Chillis:


Better news sef.
Make the money dey breathe until I get him strength.

Don't mind edwife and naijababe.. they want me to come to London so the queen will eat my pounds sterling

don't worry. The kween is my childhood friend . Infact we went to the same secondary school here in Nigeria .I will talk to her for you

SAMBARRY:
don't worry. The kween is my childhood friend . Infact we went to the same secondary school here in Nigeria .I will talk to her for you

So dem don release you from prison again?

I know say you nor go fit last reach 24 hrs before committing another one of your crimes again. Kirikiri nor fit hold you.

EfemenaXY:


So dem don release you from prison again?

I know say you nor go fit last reach 24 hrs before committing another one of your crimes again. Kirikiri nor fit hold you.

Rikers nko? Abi Belmarsh?

naijababe:


Rikers nko? Abi Belmarsh?

Lol!

Say, did you eventually get to try out that Azonto workout video?

EfemenaXY:


So dem don release you from prison again?

I know say you nor go fit last reach 24 hrs before committing another one of your crimes again. Kirikiri nor fit hold you.

o yes


I called on edwife to go to police station and collect my bail she refused


bet God pass am.na me be this


I no go commit any nl offence

SAMBARRY:
o yes


I called on edwife to go to police station and collect my bail she refused


bet God pass am.na me be this


I no go commit any nl offence

Good.

Then maybe you can stop trawling nland using my name. It's freaky.

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

Say, did you eventually get to try out that Azonto workout video?

trying it in the morning

bet I like the name na

EfemenaXY:


Good.

Then maybe you can stop trawling nland using my name. It's freaky.

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Chillis:


Better news sef.
Make the money dey breathe until I get him strength.

Don't mind edwife and naijababe.. they want me to come to London so the queen will eat my pounds sterling

follow kimoni at your own peril,instead of the queen to "eat" your small money that you will spend coming here,CBN will have a fill come 31 October.

Didn't you read what she said? you won't have access to it by November meaning,finito,done,c'est fini!

edwife:


follow kimoni at your own peril,instead of the queen to "eat" your small money taht you will spend coming here,CBN will have a fill come 31 October.

Didn't you read what she said? you won't have access to it by November meaning,finito,done,c'est fini!

na lie...CBN will not eat ur money. Anytime you do the needful after October 31st, you will get ur money intact. If any rookie account officer is saying rubbish, a mere strongly-worded letter to the bank will suffice. Edwife just wants you to come and see that her 50 packs she has been showing Efe codedly

But seriously Chillis, if you can't do the BVN reg. anytime soon, just go for a long tenored investment eg tbills and break it when you have complied, that way, you won't loose income on your funds till you are ready. You be guru for that one na

Kimoni:


na lie...CBN will not eat ur money. Anytime you do the needful after October 31st, you will get ur money intact. If any rookie account officer is saying rubbish, a mere strongly-worded letter to the bank will suffice. Edwife just wants you to come and see that her 50 packs she has been showing Efe codedly

But seriously Chillis, if you can't do the BVN reg. anytime soon, just go for a long tenored investment eg tbills and break it when you have complied, that way, you won't loose income on your funds till you are ready. You be guru for that one na

chillisauce,chillis,chillisauce how many times did I call you?

Better go with the latter o,because i don't trust kimoni and CBN....

I need to sort this BVN too me sef get some small kobo kobo in Naija.i nefa reach tassans and mirrions like all of una.



Going to Nigeria in October though so maybe I should kuku wait and do It then if the deadline is Oct 31st.

that way sef I save £30 and add the my kobo kobo

Just that I am spending just 6/7 days , I need to make time for that as well grrrr.

edwife:


chillisauce,chillis,chillisauce how many times did I call you?

Better go with the latter o,because i don't trust kimoni and CBN....

damiso:
I need to sort this BVN too me sef get some small kobo kobo in Naija.i nefa reach tassans and mirrions like all of una.

Going to Nigeria in October though so maybe I should kuku wait and do It then if the deadline is Oct 31st.

Just that I am spending just 6/7 days , I need to make time for that as well grrrr.

Damiso, not sure when you are traveling but if you are traveling late October when it's very close to the deadline, hmnnn trust Naija now, they all won't come out till quarter to deadline and you will have to join them to queue up from Zungeru to Abuja to register.

You saw what happened in June before the deadline was shifted?

Kimoni:


Damiso, not sure when you are traveling but if you are traveling late October when it's very close to the deadline, hmnnn trust Naija now, they all won't come out till quarter to deadline and you will have to join them to queue up from Zungeru to Abuja to register.

You saw what happened in June before the deadline was shifted?

going after the 20th( that's when my AL starts)

Going for a wedding and they are already vexing with my flying visit but you know how UK is now .All annual leave is planned around school holidays and half terms so I cant spare more than that no of days.

I don't have the luxury of spending one whole day at any bank .maybe i should just jejely do it in the UK and book half day off work.

damiso:


going after the 20th( that's when my AL starts)

Going for a wedding and they are already vexing with my flying visit but you know how UK is now .All annual leave is planned around school holidays and half terms so I cant spare more than that no of days.

I don't have the luxury of spending one whole day at any bank .maybe i should just jejely do it in the UK and book half day off work.

lol...try Naija first...things might just be different

Kimoni:


lol...try Naija first...things might just be different

Ok i will do that ..

I am an optimist about Naija ..i remember my husband used to get Visa to go to Nigeria cos he used to dread all the stories about stress to get a passport at Nigeria House.I could not get over getting visa to go to your own country.

I told him its not that bad and he actually admitted it when he went to get his passport recently.

So let me keep up that optimism and fingers crossed,besides man know man makes stuff easier in Naija sometimes.

damiso:


Ok i will do that ..

I am an optimist about Naija ..i remember my husband used to get Visa to go to Nigeria cos he used to dread all the stories about stress to get a passport at Nigeria House.I could not get over getting visa to go to your own country.

I told him its not that bad and he actually admitted it when he went to get his passport recently.

So let me keep up that optimism and fingers crossed,besides man know man makes stuff easier in Naija sometimes.

so you sef come wan follow spoil our Naija abi I will report you to DSS
Pls holla me when you are ready....if I am in Naija too, I can surely help

When rules are enforced in Naija ehnn you won't believe it's the same set of people you know, we can be the most efficient when the stakes are high

I no wan spoil naa; i will just make use of 'premium services'.

Based on what i now know even in the UK people who don't have the luxury of time are willing to pay extra to get things move along quicker.So why cant we just adopt that? I remember a while ago when i was getting my ILR i think i paid about £600 more than people who went through the postal process. I got mine on the same day but i paid for it.

But naija you will pay premium 'codedly' and maybe even still get crap service.why cant we just make it upfront? if you want it free be prepared to queue from here to Kutuwenji but if you don't mind paying extra the time could be shortened.


even ordinary Tesco grocery charge more for 1 hour delivery slots as opposed to 4 hour delivery slots.

That's the beauty of capitalism.

Kimoni:


na lie...CBN will not eat ur money. Anytime you do the needful after October 31st, you will get ur money intact. If any rookie account officer is saying rubbish, a mere strongly-worded letter to the bank will suffice. Edwife just wants you to come and see that her 50 packs she has been showing Efe codedly

But seriously Chillis, if you can't do the BVN reg. anytime soon, just go for a long tenored investment eg tbills and break it when you have complied, that way, you won't loose income on your funds till you are ready. You be guru for that one na

How you carry know.

Me wey like money pass buhari.
I Don lock up some sef but one go expire December. Even though I had written a letter to that effect, make Dem no do me gboju gboju.

Edwife, I no dey take trip wey i no go benefit from

At least 800euro for BVN in London. Plus the stress . I will do it next in naija abeg with that money.
like that I get to eat better nwobi costing 1 tassan 500 naira. like 6 euro.
Also eat aBacha and okproko with ugba.
And boli and fish ....


Booking a flight ticket now for 2yrs time

Chillis:

How you carry know.

Me wey like money pass buhari.
I Don lock up some sef but one go expire December. Even though I had written a letter to that effect, make Dem no do me gboju gboju.

Edwife, I no dey take trip wey i no go benefit from

At least 800euro for BVN in London. Plus the stress . I will do it next in naija abeg with that money.
like that I get to eat better nwobi costing 1 tassan 500 naira. like 6 euro.
Also eat aBacha and okproko with ugba.
And boli and fish ....


Booking a flight ticket now for 2yrs time

Chilli you are funny,so you want to eat all these unhealthy food just because you want to save 500 maira?

Chei chilli don't be like that nau......

damiso:
I need to sort this BVN too me sef get some small kobo kobo in Naija.i nefa reach tassans and mirrions like all of una.



Going to Nigeria in October though so maybe I should kuku wait and do It then if the deadline is Oct 31st.

that way sef I save £30 and add the my kobo kobo

Just that I am spending just 6/7 days , I need to make time for that as well grrrr.

Alaroro.....go pay £30 and get the thing done jare

r231:

Alaroro.....go pay £30 and get the thing done jare

Emi lekesi yen

Who has seen "Finding Mercy"

It's on Netflix too.

Uti Nwachukwu is a robber in this one.
Quite funny.

Let me continue watching.

......,,,,
Umm. Not so interesting after all.

The film is just there jare.


nothing funny like that. Watch 30 days in atlanta

cococandy:
Who has seen "Finding Mercy"

It's on Netflix too.

Uti Nwachukwu is a robber in this one.
Quite funny.

Let me continue watching.

......,,,,
Umm. Not so interesting after all.