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Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Jul 21, 2015
.Guys be honest.. beauriful lady invites down on her birthday and offers u her cake..would u eat it and ladies plis plis be honest, its yor birthday, yor special day..wud u let a guy eat yor cake? Mature advise pls! smiley
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:14pm On Jul 21, 2015
..for me, I would.. What say you? smiley
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by buygala(m): 5:14pm On Jul 21, 2015
smhsad



And the op's parents will be like "We have a son" smiley.... When all they have is congealed spermm diluted with kerosene sad











My heartfelt condolences to op's parents cry cry
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody:
Boring!
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 21, 2015
Yeah, I'd totally eat the cake . . . unless it was mrschima's cake . . .


[size=14pt]Wait a minute . . . we are talking about cake here, right? Not something else . . . right?[/size]
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by DuchessLily(f): 5:20pm On Jul 21, 2015
MrCork:
.Guys be honest.. beauriful lady invites down on her birthday and offers u her cake..would u eat it and ladies plis plis be honest, its yor birthday, yor special day..wud u let a guy eat yor cake? Mature advise pls! smiley
Mtsweee.... Expired weed @ work sad
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:20pm On Jul 21, 2015
Niklausa:
Boring, senseless,nonsense!
..cake cake cake...bro I don't mean to sound rudes but this thread will not make sense to u until u reach age of 18 (no oofeinse) undecided
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:22pm On Jul 21, 2015
DuchessLily:
Mtsweee.... Expired weed @ work sad
^^^from her grama...no Londoner will ever eat her cake exxcept homebase guys.. truss me!! (no oofense) embarassed
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 21, 2015
what is this one saying ? undecided
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 21, 2015
It always amuses me to read your stories
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jul 21, 2015
MrCork:
..cake cake cake...bro I don't mean to sound rudes but this thread will not make sense to u until u reach age of 18 (no oofeinse) undecided
Dry!
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:26pm On Jul 21, 2015
tunnamania11:
It always amuses me to read your stories
...bro..no ofeinse to yor picture profile & am not sayn u looooklike mechanic but serrriously...How comes we Londoners all ways gerrrit & u homebase guys never gerrrit?....serrriouslly...do u no what **Cake** means or is? undecided
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody:
MrCork:
...bro..no ofeinse to yor picture profile & am not sayn u looooklike mechanic but serrriously...How comes we Londoners all ways gerrrit & u homebase guys never gerrrit?....serrriouslly...do u no what **Cake** means or is? undecided
We are both road side mechanics , stop forming on NL grin
Back to your topic before being rudely interrupted, I will eat the *Cake*.
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Jul 21, 2015
...I suspect the problem wit this thread is English & if u people don't under stand wot cake means....plis ASK!! (no oofeinse) angry
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by falconey(m): 5:42pm On Jul 21, 2015
buygala:
smhsad



And the op's parents will be like "We have a son" smiley.... When all they have is congealed spermm diluted with kerosene sad











My heartfelt condolences to op's parents cry cry

Ikule abi amo oooooo!!!!!
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by belac: 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2015
MrCork:
...I suspect the problem wit this thread is English & if u people don't under stand wot cake means....plis ASK!! (no oofeinse) angry
I actually I don't eat cake tongue I would prefer snail cheesy
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Cutehector(m): 5:45pm On Jul 21, 2015
Mrcork, I luv cakes. Buh I duno the type of cake u talkn abt.
Is it red velvet cake or the likes of it? cheesy
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 5:53pm On Jul 21, 2015
Cutehector:
Mrcork, I luv cakes. Buh I duno the type of cake u talkn abt.
Is it red velvet cake or the likes of it? cheesy
...ermm bro, maybe u shud go to food section ther is no red velvet hear: ...well, for the record, In London & U.S, Cake means *Bottom* ....but I guess ther in Africa, u people callit *Nyansh* . ...so does Thread now make sense? undecided
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Cutehector(m): 5:57pm On Jul 21, 2015
MrCork:
...ermm bro, maybe u shud go to food section ther is no red velvet hear: ...well, for the record, In London & U.S, Cake means *Bottom* ....but I guess ther in Africa, u people callit *Nyansh* . ...so does Thread now make sense? undecided
yeah now it does... Ur a matured guy.. U shouldn't b ashamed of spellin out d names u knw
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by itsMrIke(m):
MrCork:
...ermm bro, maybe u shud go to food section ther is no red velvet hear: ...well, for the record, In London & U.S, Cake means *Bottom* ....but I guess ther in Africa, u people callit *Nyansh* . ...so does Thread now make sense? undecided
You are making yourself sound even worse than ur OP...

We already understand ur cake euphemism (yeah grab a dictionary Londonboi), we are simply telling you that your Original Post is STUPIID niccur!!!
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by LegatusGlaber(m): 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2015
This thread deserves frontpage huh
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 9:08pm On Jul 21, 2015
itsMrIke:
You are making yourself sound even worse than ur OP...

We already understand ur cake euphemism (yeah grab a dictionary Londonboi), we are simply telling you that you Original Post is STUPIID niccur!!!
^^^^^I think she is upset.. Goat! undecided
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 9:10pm On Jul 21, 2015
LegatusGlaber:
This thread deserves frontpage huh
anyways bakto the thread b4 bein rudely intarupted by that mechanic lookin Homebase itsMrIke.... Bro I take u it will eat that cake if she offers.. I lie? cheesy
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by defendedvictim(m): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2015
grin
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by defendedvictim(m): 9:16pm On Jul 21, 2015
So a home base girl gives u her cake on ur birthday n u refuse? Dis London-based mofos mehn
No offfience angry
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 9:21pm On Jul 21, 2015
falconey:

Ikule abi amo oooooo!!!!!
...ermm bro...nooofeinse to yor picture profile & the background door sinse u looklike taxi driver but serrriously...don't they sell paint ther in Nigeria?....anyways, back to the thread! embarassed
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by falconey(m): 9:36pm On Jul 21, 2015
MrCork:
...ermm bro...nooofeinse to yor picture profile & the background door sinse u looklike taxi driver but serrriously...don't they sell paint ther in Nigeria?....anyways, back to the thread! embarassed
I know your problem...........you are frustrated after washing white people's toilet for living.

Come back home son......
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Jul 21, 2015
[quote author=falconey post=36134283]...bro but why do u all ways get upset everytime we tellu u loookilke one of thoise Lagos Taxi driver...Hav I eva lied to u o wud I lie to u? ..PLIS GROW UP MANNN!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jul 21, 2015
falconey:
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Handsome guy
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by falconey(m): 9:47pm On Jul 21, 2015
Oyind17:
Handsome guy
is that a compliment or I should be worried?
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Phikom(m): 9:55pm On Jul 21, 2015
*sigh*...
Re: Ladies & Gents, Can We Be Honest About This? by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jul 21, 2015
Any sane guy will love to eat any type of cake given to him by a lady cheesy **cake is delicious***
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