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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by BraniacX(m): 10:25pm On Jul 21, 2015

Twaci:
6. I have given my life to Christ...so no more freebies

How can it be freebies when I pay for it through phantom taxes, surcharges and what not? undecided

Oya rephrase am, but if you give freebies though wink

am already your bestest new friend grin

you know that don't you?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by salaboiz(m): 10:25pm On Jul 21, 2015

The day she tell me that she don see her period, is like i won a Visa lottery

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by manee2(m): 10:27pm On Jul 21, 2015

[quote author=Orijin101 post=36129487][/quote]_ no. 1_ I snubbed ha till we broke up.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:27pm On Jul 21, 2015

Orijin101:
Okweminokwe!!!!!!! Lekan injected 6 living souls into you?

You should have asked me to counsel you before you also mumuly opened you paradise gate for him.. .. .. dat was how he impregnated a lady over here, you won't believe it, the lady gave birth to 27 children at once!!!! Another babe at Ibadan his carrying 1 dozen of babies for him, now you are also carrying half dozen!!!!!!

_Kinglekan, can you see you are now the real Abraham, "father of all nations".

Chisoossssss!!!

ROTFL @ half dozen

Chaiii, Orijin but I tot we were good friends why are you leaking all my escapades to Mhizdeedy, u want her to leave me ni?

I yaf yet again been humiliated oooo!! Emi father of many nations??

Lobatan oooo!!

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by toshmann(m): 10:28pm On Jul 21, 2015

Im broke:
I can deal with that. Credit card dey. No problem

I'm In in my period:
Damn!!. But you know
what?no worries. I can use double condoms angry

Just wait till our wedding night:
DAMN YOU angry

AND THAT WEDDING AINT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME angry

I'm pregnant:
Who done it? Bc it ain't mine. cool

u better go do something about this. And pretty soon.

You are not good in bed:
Really? Then let's do it again. Practice makes perfect. Bc I'm the alagara oku nkwa 1 of umumkpi and honorary professor of akpa amu in the university of amuotele cool

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Twaci(f): 10:28pm On Jul 21, 2015

BraniacX:
How can it be freebies when I pay for it through phantom taxes, surcharges and what not?

Oya rephrase am, but if you give freebies though am already your bestest new friend you know that don't you?

Christ comes first buddy undecided

. Get in line cheesy

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by BraniacX(m): 10:28pm On Jul 21, 2015

EroticAngelina:
lols so true!
6 I'm going for HIV test

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by BraniacX(m): 10:30pm On Jul 21, 2015

Twaci:
Christ comes first buddy . Get in line

Ok standing behind his holiness embarassed

Do I still get freebies?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Me mishandle u?

Ah hannn! Just one tym dt we did it, u are now saying I mishandled u. Why are u such a chronic liar nah deedy. Even the devil is ashamed of you.

If u like breastfeed one dozen of kids that are not mine, as long as they don't interfere with my sucking time.

Lol

...d thunder that will fire that mouth of urz is lifting weights

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:32pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:

U know what? Shebi u want to counsel me, how abt u just allow me come nd live with u so I can understand u very well. Pity a dear sis

Young lady what do you think you are about to do? Oh u want to carry my food and go and give orijin101 free of charge? Over my dead body

You are not moving an inch missy!!!

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Twaci(f): 10:33pm On Jul 21, 2015

BraniacX:
Ok standing behind his holiness

Do I still get freebies?

will u come to church with me next sunday?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by BraniacX(m): 10:35pm On Jul 21, 2015

Twaci:
will u come to church with me next sunday?

Yes!

yours truly will be present saturday night in anticipation of a good service grin

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by tayoxx(m): 10:38pm On Jul 21, 2015

make no girl even try use that pregnancy thing play with me o...I AM NOT READY YET...I repeat I AM NOT READY YET O

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by cutieberie1(f): 10:41pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Yeeepaa!! I have been busted yet again. Cutie its not what u think ooo.

Lol,then what is it
Go on continue

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Come here joor! What is doin u sef. My sweeetest deedy, my one and only pumpkin.

U berra leave me ooh before ur charm will catch me again. This tym around I will kill u with my bare hands

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by BraniacX(m): 10:48pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Oh lawwd I need just his face, just his face, his face only

For a dirty slap.

Shebi I was telling u ayaf not done it before, ayaf not done it before, u nau said ok that it will nuh pain me, then u nau put it like that raw, u nau said tz d 1st tym nau I will nuh get pregnant. Now d doc said m pregnant with sextuplets ooh, d doc wants to see u tomorrow. If u like tel d whole world, nobody wil save ur ass this tym around.

Sextuplets!!!!!

Are you that fertile??

Where are my digger and okra seeds cool

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:51pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lol ...d thunder that will fire that mouth of urz is lifting weights

R ur boobs now synonymous to thunder?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Young lady what do you think you are about to do? Oh u want to carry my food and go and give orijin101 free of charge? Over my dead body

You are not moving an inch missy!!!

Lol see this 1? U think ur charm will work on me again? Never! I will live u nd go ooh

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:57pm On Jul 21, 2015

cutieberie1:
Lol,then what is it Go on continue

Em em em...
*scratching head*
How are u my cutieberie?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:59pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:
U berra leave me ooh before ur charm will catch me again. This tym around I will kill u with my bare hands

Deedy habaaa! Its not charm joor, its love wan tin tin.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jul 21, 2015

BraniacX:
Sextuplets!!!!!

Are you that fertile??

Where are my digger and okra seeds

Lol my brother, no be small tin ooh. We re very fertile in my family ooh, my uncle's wife younger sis gave birth to 10children @ once. Even my cousin's wife stepsister gave birth to 20. In fact if I start listing them ehn u will sleep nd wake up nd m not done yet tongue

wic digger nd okra soup?

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

R ur boobs now synonymous to thunder?

Lol I should be asking u nau....av u not seen it ni

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Eniqurl(f): 11:02pm On Jul 21, 2015

Hehe

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 21, 2015

As she dey tell you all these,meanwhile, one aristo dey pounce on tha ass steady.Some guys are just too gullible to believe most girls who said all these.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 21, 2015

As she dey tell you all these,meanwhile, one aristo dey pounce on tha ass steady.Some guys are just too gullible to believe most girls who tells all these lies.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jul 21, 2015

JeffreyJamez:
That no 3 dey stop heartbeat

Boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz grin

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 11:05pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lol I should be asking u nau....av u not seen it ni

Well they ain't like thunder so stop comparing it to one. They are more like water melons but soft and succulent.

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Deedy habaaa! Its not charm joor, its love wan tin tin.

Tz not ooh...ohya dim, oko mi shey u will folo me to see s doc tomorrow? U need to see dere reaction wen dy found out I was pregnant with 6 babies. All those amebo nurses were just pinching each order nd be laffin. 1 even av d audacity to say 'choi u try ooh in fact I want to see d man that scored d goal'

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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Well they ain't like thunder so stop comparing it to one. They are more like water melons but soft and succulent.

Watermelon ke u don't like agbalumo?, tz like rain was falling insyd ur eyes that day

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 21, 2015

kinglekan:

Chisoossssss!!!

ROTFL @ half dozen

Chaiii, Orijin but I tot we were good friends why are you leaking all my escapades to Mhizdeedy, u want her to leave me ni?

I yaf yet again been humiliated oooo!! Emi father of many nations??

Lobatan oooo!!

Ehm.. .. .. lekan, it's not my fault exposing you.. .. .. but i just check mhizdeedy's dp and i realized she will be useful in my ministry, so leaking your escapades will give me a direct access to her.. .. ..

What are friends for? You've fed her with half dozen of foetus, lemme just top it for you, maybe it can even amount to 4 dozens.. .. .. you also know how fertile my akamu is grin

The last time i lashed Rashidat, you also know how many offsprings came out of her grin

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jul 21, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lmao...ah! Ah! Ah! Yey! Ewoo! #crying.. twas love ooh, ayam just believing that love is truly blind. Whish kyn of love is this 1? Kinglekan av use charm on me. I was wondering ooh, what type of love is this? Me that av so many men asking for my hand nd legs in marriage lol, I nau fell in love with that boi, smbdy that is even sharing a self contained apartment with 6 other guys.

U know what? Shebi u want to counsel me, how abt u just allow me come nd live with u so I can understand u very well. Pity a dear sis

With open arms dear, you are welcome.. .. .. My home is yours _{for a short period of time tho} grin

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jul 21, 2015

Orijin101:
With open arms dear, you are welcome.. .. .. My home is yours _{for a short period of time tho}

Lol ah! Whish kyn of good Samaritan re u sef? So I will just stay for a short period of time? Y? I will stay as long as I want to ooh, abi do u also want to bring women home? Tz not possible, if u bring a woman home den get ready to be attacked in d midnyt tongue

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