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chili pls i need you o!
Come dash me twins
I wish I knew you when I was 20
I would have been on my 4th set of twins by now
It is well

Errrmmmm on a serious note I hope the farmer was not feeding those hens with radioactive something o!
In my whole life ive only seen this once and you have seen 3 in one week

naijababe:
Mami, £500 per month ke? Dat na salary plus london weighting. Na £350 to £390 we dey pay for Aberdeen o

Eh? 3 kini? You joking right? For how many children? omo na awoof dey reign dia o... £500 sef is cheap.

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Na wa ooo...

That is my own opinion, I said if she get the mind

Mrseeko:
Easy way is if you can do money ritual.

So wetin I go do when I wan buy moto ?

Idowuogbo:
Big sis, mama must sign terms and conditions ke....if performance no improve,na to dismiss and try again.Na money I dey pay no b cowries.

Nor be you go kee me for this NL

Idowuogbo:
Big sis, mama must sign erms and conditions ke....if performance no improve,na to dismiss and try again.Na money I dey pay no b cowries.

Ha!
I no fit ooooooooo
I gi dey kneel down greet the mama sef

naijababe:
So if I do all that kain hard work, na to carry am give one yeye agency?

I feel you sis....that na shoe n bag ke? Owo Michael Kors

Idowuogbo:
Eh? 3 kini? You joking right? For how many children? omo na awoof dey reign dia o... £500 sef is cheap.

Two kids, both go to school, au pair will basically drop and pick up from school, supervise them till I get back from my birissope job and maybe prepare light meals and do some light cleaning. I have cleaners for heavy duty cleaning.

Idowuogbo:
Very easy....just put on red pant and bra for oga when he reach house and do a make it rain dance. Lobatan!

Too bad

naijababe:
Mami, £500 per month ke? Dat na salary plus london weighting. Na £350 to £390 we dey pay for Aberdeen o

Kuro joooor
You a whole Big galz of aberdeen
You fit afford kate middletons nanny sef

£500 plus free board and food o!
You will even subscribe to Iroko and Nollywood to keep mama happy
and no spagetti either. . .
Must have a store full of poundo and egusi

tearoses:
Kuro joooor
You a whole Big galz of aberdeen
You fit afford kate middletons nanny sef

£500 plus free board and food o!
You will even subscribe to Iroko and Nollywood to keep mama happy
and no spagetti either. . .
Must have a store full of poundo and egusi

Egba mi o !!!. I will need a second job to be able to afford mama o. Which big galz? All na packaging o

Idowuogbo:
I feel you sis....that na shoe n bag ke? Owo Michael Kors

All these big girlz sef
You no get market for your side?
Come to our end o!
People come from London with GMG to pack Lace
Ive never seen such a thing before
Lace £15 for 5 yards.

tearoses:
Ha!
I no fit ooooooooo
I gi dey kneel down greet the mama sef

Sure thing! As elder,you'll kneel and greet mama na...boss or not. BUT,awon mama kan dey eh....they will use agbalagba ko mi lo be je and to avoid 'omo nu so ro si mi anyhow',na to dismiss mama and tell mama my MIL is moving in.

tearoses:
All these big girlz sef
You no get market for your side?
Come to our end o!
People come from London with GMG to pack Lace
Ive never seen such a thing before
Lace £15 for 5 yards.

Mehn, I dunno when I last wore lace sha,maybe like a year ago and it was asoebi which I gave away as soon as the party was over.

naijababe:
So wetin I go do when I wan buy moto ?



Nor be you go kee me for this NL

They are all The same, or you turn into a criminal overnight

naijababe:
Egba mi o !!!. I will need a second job to be able to afford mama o. Which big galz? All na packaging o

Ha!
nursery round here is 1k full time o!
Waiting list gan is another story
I dont know of anyone whose kids got a full time place
some even put their kids names down when they were pregnant
I dont know what is happening o!

naijababe:
Two kids, both go to school, au pair will basically drop and pick up from school, supervise them till I get back from my birissope job and maybe prepare light meals and do some light cleaning. I have cleaners for heavy duty cleaning.

Ha....see you? They charge by age group here o.... if na infant and toddler, na owo kabitikabiti. Overtime na separate charge too.

Idowuogbo:
Sure thing! As elder,you'll kneel and greet mama na...boss or not. BUT,awon mama kan dey eh....they will use agbalagba ko mi lo be je and to avoid 'omo nu so ro si mi anyhow',na to dismiss mama and tell mama my MIL is moving in.

LOL
Its the way we were brought up jare
I will find it easier to tell an oyibo off than mama Naija childminder
Especially one that lives in your home
There is no way she wont do somethng that will make you talk
Id rather just avoid employing her in the first insance
I no get powa

tearoses:
Ha!
nursery round here is 1k full time o!
Waiting list gan is another story
I dont know of anyone whose kids got a full time place
some even put their kids names down when they were pregnant
I dont know what is happening o!

Nursery na gold dust here o. My children have been on the watiting list for an after school/breakfast club for a year. As the matter don tire naim make me dey find au pair

tearoses:
All these big girlz sef
You no get market for your side?
Come to our end o!
People come from London with GMG to pack Lace
Ive never seen such a thing before
Lace £15 for 5 yards.

Iro ni oo....

Mehn o ti da. I am coming with Ghana must go in November. Awon temi ma gba! Idowu wo lu.

naijababe:
Two kids, both go to school, au pair will basically drop and pick up from school, supervise them till I get back from my birissope job and maybe prepare light meals and do some light cleaning. I have cleaners for heavy duty cleaning.

After school club nko?
is that feasable?

Also will the aupair have to drive?
if she does then you have to provide insurance and car
How about other mums in your kids school?
Can they do the job?

tearoses:
After school club nko?
is that feasable?

Also will the aupair have to drive?
if she does then you have to provide insurance and car
How about other mums in your kids school?
Can they do the job?

I can see naijababe screaming 'Mogbe! Ki lan ta" to the bolded.

Idowuogbo:
Iro ni oo....

Mehn o ti da. I am coming with Ghana must go in November. Awon temi ma gba! Idowu wo lu.

Yes ooooooo
Sego Gele is £6.00
Come and see as people are packing the things
They also dont measure, they just cut the fabric
5 yards usually means 6.5 yards
The only problem is you fit see someone wearing the same lace at a party
Ghen ghen

naijababe:
Nursery na gold dust here o. My children have been on the watiting list for an after school/breakfast club for a year. As the matter don tire naim make me dey find au pair

For real, you have kids?

Idowuogbo:
I can see naijababe screaming 'Mogbe! Ki lan ta" to the bolded.

LMAO!! Make I follow you laugh too

Idowuogbo:
I can see naijababe screaming 'Mogbe! Ki lan ta" to the bolded.

this woman will kee me

Ki lan ta just cracked me up

tearoses:
LOL
Its the way we were brought up jare
I will find it easier to tell an oyibo off than mama Naija childminder
Especially one that lives in your home
There is no way she wont do somethng that will make you talk
Id rather just avoid employing her in the first insance
I no get powa

I know right? Funny enough, I prefer awon mamas o. They are better with these our 'omo init' generation. I wan mama wey go teach my pikin how to cancel amala ati efo elemi marun.

Idowuogbo:
I can see naijababe screaming 'Mogbe! Ki lan ta" to the bolded.

I live in the city centre so do not need her to drive

@ tearose, after school club and breakfast na gold dust here o

Mrseeko:
For real, you have kids?

naijababe:
I live in the city centre so do not need her to drive
@ tearose, after school club and breakfast na gold dust here o

Why

Idowuogbo:
I know right? Funny enough, I prefer awon mamas o. They are better with these our 'omo init' generation. I wan mama wey go teach my pikin how to cancel amala ati efo elemi marun.

Which mama's?
They are worse
maybe its just the grandparents sha
I dare not send my kids to my mum
They will come back with butter dripping from their mouths like bolo
I will now spend 5 years rebooting them back to factory settings

Idowuogbo:
I know right? Funny enough, I prefer awon mamas o. They are better with these our 'omo init' generation. I wan mama wey go teach my pikin how to cancel amala ati efo elemi marun.

How old is your pikin?

naijababe:
I live in the city centre so do not need her to drive

@ tearose, after school club and breakfast na gold dust here o

Thats the problem with big girlz
You location is too posh
Everyone can afford childcare so demand passes supply
Move to a village

tearoses:
Which mama's?
They are worse
maybe its just the grandparents sha
I dare not send my kids to my mum
They will come back with butter dripping from their mouths like bolo

I will now spend 5 years rebooting them back to factory settings

You can say that again

tearoses:
Thats the problem with big girlz
You location is too posh
Everyone can afford childcare so demand passes supply
Move to a village

I hate commuting ni And I am a proper city girl, I nor get time or pawa for country living