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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by EfemenaXY: 4:01am On Aug 08, 2015
tearoses:
Ha!
nursery round here is 1k full time o!
Waiting list gan is another story
I dont know of anyone whose kids got a full time place
some even put their kids names down when they were pregnant
I dont know what is happening o!
grin grin grin

Guilty on all counts!

Yes ma'am, I did that too - several times over. No time for 'swegbe' (slowness) smiley smiley
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by EfemenaXY: 4:11am On Aug 08, 2015
naijababe:
House, I am looking for a live-in au-pair o, I don tire to dey search for internet.

Going rate in Aberdeen is £80-£90 per week but negotiable small sha.
Full board will be provided with the job. Abeg una UK people help spread the word, one yeye agency wa collect £360 as finder's fee angry

cc: edwife, idowuogbo, damiso, tearoses, efemenaxy, r231 & jaybee.........Ayam desperate o and my ijebu brain nor gree pay that finder's fee nonsense angry angry angry
My dear, I don't do childminders or au-pairs. Never have and never will. I'm just to skeptical to trust them.

I've only ever done (top-performing, Ofsted rated, grade 1) nurseries and my little girl's in full-time nursery (yes, even during the hols) and it costs us...me actually - £200 per week (7:30 a.m - 6:30 p.m) Mondays - Fridays.

But that your £80 - £90 per week is nothing na. A whole gbo-gbo Scottish big gal like you? huh undecided Abeg make we hear word jare. Just dip your hands deep into your pocket and pay the £360 jare. cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by EfemenaXY: 4:28am On Aug 08, 2015
Chillis:
Any one that has received the following double double blessing should contact me for tithing and thanksgiving.

If not, I go take am back dash someone else. undecided


Kimoni
Cococandy wink
EfemenaXY

[size=28pt]Damiso[/size]
Naijababe

[size=28pt]Tearoses
Edwife[/size]

Bukatyne
All ye fitness people trying to look more seeexy. .. be ready to take whatever the outcome cheesy

I dey wait for testimon'y of 3 set of twins .

Make una begin mark ovulation period.


The male amongst us are not left out.
Watch out for wife or girlfriends.

Even the peepers. Miracle is on the way.

Chillisauce is never wrong
shocked shocked shocked

Now I know say you nor dey wish me well. sad sad sad

I don't want that kinda blessing. Infact, I jump am pass, dash you in quadruplicates. angry angry angry

Edwife, Damiso, and even Tearoses desperately need am. Infact, they're well over due sef, starting with Damiso (twins), Edwife (triplets), and Tearoses (quadruplets - all boys) grin grin grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 5:13am On Aug 08, 2015
Chillis:
Amen oh.
You and tearoses . By 2016. We shall hear the good news
smiley
Amen.

The double blessings must not be twins o. grin
It could be two wonderful things happening around the same time.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by armyofone(m): 5:30am On Aug 08, 2015
cheesy amen, this mountain shall be moved.

cococandy:
Amen.

The double blessings must not be twins o. grin
It could be two wonderful things happening around the same time.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:09am On Aug 08, 2015
All of you running away from twins
It reminds me of the kids pet cat
The cat has a way of knowing which guests are scared of cats and she comes and sits on their lap or by their feet.
They say cats know who doesnt like them

Na so twins go jump on your lap grin grin

Naijababe oshe mami
Its a lazy weekend for me this week
No owambes.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 9:26am On Aug 08, 2015
EfemenaXY:
shocked shocked shocked

Now I know say you nor dey wish me well. sad sad sad

I don't want that kinda blessing. Infact, I jump am pass, dash you in quadruplicates. angry angry angry

Edwife, Damiso, and even Tearoses desperately need am. Infact, they're well over due sef, starting with Damiso (twins), Edwife (triplets), and Tearoses (quadruplets - all boys) grin grin grin
I reject it in Jesus name . grin you don't want me to weigh 60 something like you grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 9:41am On Aug 08, 2015
tearoses:
All of you running away from twins
It reminds me of the kids pet cat
The cat has a way of knowing which guests are scared of cats and she comes and sits on their lap or by their feet.
They say cats know who doesnt like them

Na so twins go jump on your lap grin grin

Naijababe oshe mami
Its a lazy weekend for me this week
No owambes.
You have a cat in your house shocked if I come and greet you it should not jump on my lap o. angry not that I don't like them like that but their eyes creep me out. lipsrsealed

I can't accept that prayer o .twins run in both mine and hubby's family embarassed embarassed Hubby's dad was a twin,his brother has twins.My grandma had two sets of twins, her mother too had twins.My uncle has twins so noooo I don't want twins.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 10:08am On Aug 08, 2015
naijababe:
Which kain eerie? Me sef collect this wan put for pocket, make my trading account begin double each week na.

Ewuro4, I dey research one movie nau, I will post the name when I finish.


House, I am looking for a live-in au-pair o, I don tire to dey search for internet.

Going rate in Aberdeen is £80-£90 per week but negotiable small sha.
Full board will be provided with the job. Abeg una UK people help spread the word, one yeye agency wa collect £360 as finder's fee angry

cc: edwife, idowuogbo, damiso, tearoses, efemenaxy, r231 & jaybee.........Ayam desperate o and my ijebu brain nor gree pay that finder's fee nonsense angry angry angry
Me too I be ijebu and e go pepper me but I think you might have to pay the agency fees just because I would feel more comfortable with all the checks(CRB,Insurance etc etc) that they will undertake.

The only alternative like most people have said said is those naija mamas.I personally don't like it cos I don't know what mouth I will use to tell mama when she is doing something I don't like.If you want that my mum knows people who do it. She keeps trying to get me one whenever she hears how much I pay in childcare grin I think they collect £500 a week thereabouts but not too sure if they will want to relocate to Aberdeen you know those mamas like to socialise grin grin and London and its igberikos are the surest bet cheesy

Eyin iyalaje forex grin e tun se ijebu .walahi if I see that £80 to £90 a week for childcare I will be so happy.for my daughter alone we pay £70 after school and breakfast club and for my son £200 a week. When I pay for childcare I dey always vex angry Even when my son starts school sef it will still be £140 a week minimum. We never calculate activities o.

And ppl are praying for twins to join this matter embarassed
I never hammer reash naijababe so we can't afford more kids.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 10:08am On Aug 08, 2015
damiso:
You have a cat in your house shocked if I come and greet you it should not jump on my lap o. angry not that I don't like them like that but their eyes creep me out. lipsrsealed

I can't accept that prayer o .twins run in both mine and hubby's family embarassed embarassed Hubby's dad was a twin,his brother has twins.My grandma had two sets of twins, her mother too had twins.My uncle has twins so noooo I don't want twins.
LOL
So that means that you cant escape twins then
Its just a matter of time
Even inplants fail
and my friend is going to hospital to remove her lost coil grin
Iya ibeji its just a matter of time for you

Leave the cat jare. Which eyes? tongue
Its Nigerians that dont like cats tongue
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 10:10am On Aug 08, 2015
tearoses:
LOL
So that means that you cant escape twins then
Its just a matter of time
Even inplants fail
and my friend is going to hospital to remove her lost coil grin
Iya ibeji its just a matter of time for you

Leave the cat jare. Which eyes? tongue
Its Nigerians that dont like cats tongue
What twins... My sister will have them I dash her cheesy on top all this childcare matter.

We can't afford them sef
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 10:11am On Aug 08, 2015
damiso:
You have a cat in your house shocked if I come and greet you it should not jump on my lap o. angry not that I don't like them like that but their eyes creep me out. lipsrsealed

I can't accept that prayer o .twins run in both mine and hubby's family embarassed embarassed Hubby's dad was a twin,his brother has twins.My grandma had two sets of twins, her mother too had twins.My uncle has twins so noooo I don't want twins.
shocked shocked then you have not finished your missionary journey until you have twins. Amin oo
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 10:26am On Aug 08, 2015
EfemenaXY:
shocked shocked shocked

Now I know say you nor dey wish me well. sad sad sad

I don't want that kinda blessing. Infact, I jump am pass, dash you in quadruplicates. angry angry angry

Edwife, Damiso, and even Tearoses desperately need am. Infact, they're well over due sef, starting with Damiso (twins), Edwife (triplets), and Tearoses (quadruplets - all boys) grin grin grin
angryangry

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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cynthiaokaka(f): 3:14pm On Aug 08, 2015
Hey Guys your old friend is bqck qgqin nd I will like you guys to welcome me cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Mrseeko(m): 3:23pm On Aug 08, 2015
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:55pm On Aug 08, 2015
Isokay,see as them dey reject us left,right and center.
Even cococandy dey fear too cry


It's only tearoses and efe that I will rof back.
kiss to u ladies.

To those wey dey reject us,i prophesy double triple any time oga touch dem.
Iseeeee! tongue
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Aug 08, 2015
damiso:
What twins... My sister will have them I dash her cheesy on top all this childcare matter.

We can't afford them sef
Why una no wan born plenty?
Efe get plenty and I love that.
Abi u no like shildren? kiss

Even hubby is saying OYO if anything happen again.
See me see wahala.
I even want twins sef but twin hardly dey born twin.
All d twins wey dey my family just dey drop one one.
Me tire for them o cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 7:07pm On Aug 08, 2015
moca:
Isokay,see as them dey reject us left,right and center.
Even cococandy dey fear too cry


It's only tearoses and efe that I will rof back.
kiss to u ladies.

To those wey dey reject us,i prophesy double triple any time oga touch dem.
Iseeeee! tongue
Not afraid.

As a twin I may not have twins myself. So make I kuku claim he double blessings from another angle. If twins come, still fine smiley
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 7:25pm On Aug 08, 2015
cococandy:
Not afraid.

As a twin I may not have twins myself. So make I kuku claim he double blessings from another angle. If twins come, still fine smiley
I thought twins are more likely to give birth to twins. Am I wrong?
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kimoni:
I thought twins are more likely to give birth to twins. Am I wrong?
Yes, but sometimes it is recessive.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 7:37pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kimoni:
I thought twins are more likely to give birth to twins. Am I wrong?
I heard it's more likely when you have twins in your lineage but not exactly when you're one yourself.

There's really no research to back any of this up anyway.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 7:54pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kimoni:
I thought twins are more likely to give birth to twins. Am I wrong?
Yet to see one.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 7:54pm On Aug 08, 2015
cococandy:
I heard it's more likely when you have twins in your lineage but not exactly when you're one yourself.

There's really no research to back any of this up anyway.
Exactly.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cynthiaokaka(f): 8:14pm On Aug 08, 2015
Hey whatsup

cococandy:
I heard it's more likely when you have twins in your lineage but not exactly when you're one yourself.

There's really no research to back any of this up anyway.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 8:15pm On Aug 08, 2015
cynthiaokaka:
Hey whatsup
hello. How are you doing?
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cynthiaokaka(f): 8:22pm On Aug 08, 2015
You guys don't want to welcome me why?
cococandy:
hello. How are you doing?
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:25pm On Aug 08, 2015
cynthiaokaka:
You guys don't want to welcome me why?
Lmao! Welcome Sisi Cynthia. Kindly hand over your registration fees to our chairwoman, tearoses. tongue
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 8:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
cynthiaokaka:
You guys don't want to welcome me why?
Aww you're welcome. kiss

Didn't see your introductory post that's why.

Uyo wu uyo ma agi ( in owerri dialect)
Hope you understand Igbo and I'm not speaking in tongues cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
naijababe:
Yes, but sometimes it is recessive.
Oh ok, I get it now. Recessive and dominant trait theory.

Coco & Moca - thanks. I think I get it now.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cynthiaokaka(f): 11:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
Thanks sweetheart
cococandy:
Aww you're welcome. kiss
Didn't see your introductory post that's why.
Uyo wu uyo ma agi ( in owerri dialect) Hope you understand Igbo and I'm not speaking in tongues cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cynthiaokaka(f): 11:45pm On Aug 08, 2015
Like how much is the registration fees, I hope tearoses won't carry the money and run away tongue

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Welcome Sisi Cynthia. Kindly hand over your registration fees to our chairwoman, tearoses. tongue
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Mrseeko(m): 8:12am On Aug 09, 2015
cynthiaokaka:
Like how much is the registration fees, I hope tearoses won't carry the money and run away tongue
See how they're welcoming you not even a single soul said hi to me•
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