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Na true ooo...

As d age con deh enter den d charisma go con deh change...if dem tell am and hin no hear?leave am...

If she no be careful?

Na knee down carry family join to beg...if u bring out condom na what do u need it for?

Are you scared of pregnancy

Drop your guards for the right person.

Freemanan:
ROTFL

lol

So we all have to answer every tom dick and harry cos of marriage abi.. You reply his message and in the next 1 hour he is telling you he loves you...

reverendfather:
Very true.... Just imagine


Guy: hello!

Girl: hi

Guy: how was your day?

Girl: k

Guy: have you eaten?

Girl: k

Guy: nice dress BTW, just checked your dp

Girl: k

Guy: tell me about yourself

Girl: kk

Guy: are you sleeping already?

Girl: na

Guy: then why do you keep replying with kkk

Girl: ?

Guy: are you taunting me?

Girl: k




Girls!!!!!!

Lol....Read tip Number 3 on my article and see how best to handle the 'K' response


https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

You people are so entitled, it's pathetic

So every woman is supposed to respond to your advances abi?

peeparty:
I can't even say hello to twice to a lady in a roll.

some of dem even when the are online d will still be forming busy.

Correct Bro... Never chat twice until you get a reply...See Tip 5 on my post for more information.

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

Teagirl:
So we all have to answer every tom dick and harry cos of marriage abi.. You reply his message and in the next 1 hour he is telling you he loves you...

It's like they think they're God's gift to us.

Tah! The truth is, most guys dont have manner of approach, some are hopeless, some are childish, some dont just cut it facially, some cant speak fluent english, some are just plain razz, some are broke and so are their mentalities, some are not interesting and some just make the fact that its sex they want so obvious they cant seem to realize how obvious and dumb it is, some are not romantic and mesmerizing, some are okay but dont just know how to score... And of-course the remainder of the problems belong to the dumb, dirty, old, broke, razz, and mostly ugly maybe average looking girls, women who for no reason feel too superior that they end up chasing away their life partners and at the end of the day end up with one ugly ass, oily faced, smelly mouth dude ... I think those are the ones these picture is meant for...

Jerrylolo:
gals like u will te for ya mama house die....it was wen men were boiz dat we care abt dah shit,buh nw dat men re men, we dnt gv a demn, u ignore me i remove u noni!gbam!!!

Guy,stop that play o

Mznaett:
Ifa hear!

U no go hear again b Dat.

abey, ask ur sister.

Teagirl:
So we all have to answer every tom dick and harry cos of marriage abi.. You reply his message and in the next 1 hour he is telling you he loves you...

You're in your late 30's
You better do

ORACLE1975:
Yes oooo

Not always true. Sometimes it is the voice of
reason and spirit salvation in these days of
HIV, ritual killing and rampant suicide frm used and ditched gals. What you call spirit
of delayed marriage is indeed the spirit
of exploitative sexual baiting. I am not a woman but I have pretty and lovable
daughters who must be protected until they
get married in due time.

DrGroove:
LIAR! It's your type that chat like this
2:00pm Hi Baby
2:03pm Hello
2:06pm Fine girl
2:40pm Baby,talk to me
2:50pm. Hi Dear
3.04pm Are you there?
3:16pm I know u are there,reply pls
3:30pm Baby,what did I do wrong?
3:45pm. Answer me na

6:01pm Hello Love

9:10pm Hi Angel
9:30pm Good night Love
The following Day
6:00am. Hi dear,good morning 6:02am How was ur night? 6:12am Baby pls say something 6:15am Hello,Are you there? 7:30am. Ok,have a nice day


YET THE GIRL DOESNT ANSWER YOU

abi I dey craze ni. wen plenty dey for me to chat with?
pls unto d next one

Unibentested:



Correct Bro... Never chat twice until you get a reply...See Tip 5 on my post for more information.

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

thanks my broda

Unibentested:



Correct Bro... Never chat twice until you get a reply...See Tip 5 on my post for more information.

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

thanks my broda.

I know dis tips bro av been in d game for long

Why are you acting like you're entitled to a reply? Did you buy the device she's chatting on or pay for the data?
My dear if she isn't replying move on or keep trying but stop bitching she owes you nothing.

DrGroove:

LIAR!
It's your type that chat like this

2:00pm Hi Baby

2:03pm Hello

2:06pm Fine girl

2:40pm Baby,talk to me

2:50pm. Hi Dear

3.04pm Are you there?

3:16pm I know u are there,reply pls

3:30pm Baby,what did I do wrong?

3:45pm. Answer me na


6:01pm Hello Love


9:10pm Hi Angel

9:30pm Good night Love

The following Day

6:00am. Hi dear,good morning
6:02am How was ur night?
6:12am Baby pls say something
6:15am Hello,Are you there?
7:30am. Ok,have a nice day



YET THE GIRL DOESNT ANSWER YOU

You are so funny my dear, you make me laugh out loud!

Unibentested:
how best to handle the 'K' response

Ah, every guy's nightmare. The dreaded 'K'
You know, the only way out is for you gals to create a thread on how exactly you'll like guys to chat with you. E.g would you prefer a guy goes all "hey, quick question, who was the 9th president of the US?" Or maybe it'll be better if he goes all "good evening, pls list out your priorities in life from A-Z."
Truth is most ladies don't know what they want, but I do . Trust me, very few ladies will act up when they meet a well dressed dude in a sports car. Na packaging dem dey find. Pls forget all this chatting ish, most ladies suck @ conversations. Just package yourself and see American wonders

reverendfather:
Very true.... Just imagine


Guy: hello!

Girl: hi

Guy: how was your day?

Girl: k

Guy: have you eaten?

Girl: k

Guy: nice dress BTW, just checked your dp

Girl: k

Guy: tell me about yourself

Girl: kk

Guy: are you sleeping already?

Girl: na

Guy: then why do you keep replying with kkk

Girl: ?

Guy: are you taunting me?

Girl: k




Girls!!!!!!

this kind of gals dont last on my list
wen i no crase

agarawu23:
I just hate it when a Lady ignore my chat, I have no choice than to avoid her

. E don happen to me, e get dis fyn babe omo evrybdy eyes d nrly comot from d socket anytime she pass.

Naim i manage get ha contact, i check ha on watsapp she de, i send ha mssg for 3 months dis babe no reply me ooo.

Anytime i see ha i hide.

Na jus one day naim she manage ask who be dis?


Omo na so we start ooo.

Till now we still d hm....... u no understand .

nikkiking:
. E don happen to me, e get dis fyn babe omo evrybdy eyes d nrly comot from d socket anytime she pass.

Naim i manage get ha contact, i check ha on watsapp she de, i send ha mssg for 3 months dis babe no reply me ooo.

Anytime i see ha i hide.

Na jus one day naim she manage ask who be dis?


Omo na so we start ooo.

Till now we still d hm....... u no understand .

maybe you are just lucky

agarawu23:
I just hate it when a Lady ignore my chat, I have no choice than to avoid her

asin ehn...I'll clear the conversation,so I won't av to see you on my frontpage each time I'm on whatsapp,bbm,etc

Velocitron:


It's like they think they're God's gift to us.

lol, u got it just right..we are God gift to men.

EverestdeBliu:
asin ehn...I'll clear the conversation,so I won't av to see you on my frontpage each time I'm on whatsapp,bbm,etc

lol
that's the best thing to do

No be by force na,we have our preferences.if she no reply you,just swerve.

Teagirl:
So we all have to answer every tom dick and harry cos of marriage abi.. You reply his message and in the next 1 hour he is telling you he loves you...

I think some females are beginning to let that format of chat get into their heads.

Imagine, u on chat wit som1 nd d person kip askin questn lyk..

*Wt do u av fr me?
*Did u miss me?
*Hw abt ur gfs?
*Fine boy, are u @ home?
*I dnt mean anything to u?
*Etc

After somtym am like, 'e b lyk say u nor know wt am goin through'... And they b lyk.. 'dat dos nt mata na, all is well'..

Hian, cnt we chat widout avin to employ romance?

Females shud nt get used to dis abeg..

Mbediogu:


Not always true. Sometimes it is the voice of
reason and spirit salvation in these days of
HIV, ritual killing and rampant suicide frm used and ditched gals. What you call spirit
of delayed marriage is indeed the spirit
of exploitative sexual baiting. I am not a woman but I have pretty and lovable
daughters who must be protected until they
get married in due time.

So how will a lady get married if she does not talk or chat with a guy?

Physika:


I think some females are beginning to let that format of chat get into their heads.

Imagine, u on chat wit som1 nd d person kip askin questn lyk..

*Wt do u av fr me?
*Did u miss me?
*Hw abt ur gfs?
*Fine boy, are u @ home?
*I dnt mean anything to u?
*Etc

After somtym am like, 'e b lyk say u nor know wt am goin through'... And they b lyk.. 'dat dos nt mata na, all is well'..

Hian, cnt we chat widout avin to employ romance?

Females shud nt get used to dis abeg..

I myself don't have time to chat,,I will prefare to call and gist..but toasting me via whatsapp or bbm is very disrectful.

softapples:
YES ITS VERY VERY TRUE most expecially in nairaland, dats why u see most ladies on nairaland, romanceland in particular dat are over 30years of age forming beyonce or omotola and trying to make all this innocent male nairalanders lick their asses or send them PMS bcaus all hope of marriage in reality are lost. "they are so many. "

is not what u think o, is because of the stress of checkin email. thats y i dont reply. even if u reply they are not serious.shekina