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Idowu tell me about it o!
It happened to me before
Yeye tailor. I don’t know who sent him.

I could not even get into the car & to make matters worse the car was low.
I had to scrunch the skirt right up to even be able to sit down
I was sha praying that the chairs at the venue will be high
My prayers were answered & I just perched on the edge of my chair.
I didn’t dance o!
I didn’t want to appear in city people – “Big girl from London dress tears and shows pant”
No be my portion.

@Kay the ladies have said it all
If she is really feeling her fiance, the kain look she will give any approaching toaster gan, the guy will just use style bend down and tie his shoe lace.
Does being married suddenly stop men from toasting?
I laugh in Japanese
My grandnma sef get toaster.

Lmao! When I went for alterations,everything seem fine o....i sent oga tailor a message the next day telling him the dress was too tight and that he wanted to embarrass himself (not me) for posh party and you know what this nanamu go tell me? He said i must have put on weight in the space of 2 days? :oMehn...i called him straight and asked she o mu kan ti ijoba ni kan ma mu? (Someone please translate for moca) after giving it to him hot, he gave me discount.

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! When I went for alterations,everything seem fine o....i sent oga tailor a message the next day telling him the dress was too tight and that he wanted to embarrass himself (not me) for posh party and you know what this nanamu go tell me? He said i must have put on weight in the space of 2 days? :oMehn...i called him straight and asked she o mu kan ti ijoba ni kan ma mu? (Someone please translate for moca) after giving it to him hot, he gave me discount.

LOL
My own tailor after sewing Mc Hammer baggy and cinderella length told me that becasue it is lace it will shrink when I wash it
I asked him who washes their brand new lace before they wear it?
Besides which fabric shrinks by 6 inches?
I was so angry
These Jaga jaga tailors can drive someone mad.
They always sew the first fabric nice
subsequent vists are at your own risk.

@ kayjasper

She doesn't have any problem with her toasters, her only problem is her unstable mind.

If she has made a commitment to marry her fiancé but still has that "fear that she might mess up soon", then she needs to take a step backward and ask herself what she truly wants at this stage.

Some women who marry early feel miserable afterwards that they were not given enough time to "rock", hence, their whole married life is full of regrets which in turn affect their families. And in some extreme cases, they go out of their marriages to have this belated fun.

As much as she loves this guy and wants to marry him sometime, she should ask herself if that time is now. She needs to be cock sure she is ready to take the marriage vow to avoid a lifetime of regret.



TV01 - Mr go young, go young, go young - here you are

tearoses:
LOL
My own tailor after sewing Mc Hammer baggy and cinderella length told me that becasue it is lace it will shrink when I wash it
I asked him who washes their brand new lace before they wear it?
Besides which fabric shrinks by 6 inches?
I was so angry
These Jaga jaga tailors can drive someone mad.

Lwkmd @ bolded

Lace dey shrink? The amount of rubbish they spew ehn and these guys aren't cheap.Oga tailor wanted to charge me £110 for dress,I asked if na wedding gown he wan sew? Hear him 'But sisi wa this your style na night vigil. In the end, if you see the way I dey price the thing like tomatoes, i gave him £50 deposit Nd went back there with £20 and told him to tell God to bless me.

Idowuogbo:
Ko gbadun rara (she is no well)

why na idowu baby?

why you dey swear for me

Kimoni:
sambarry is a case!

expantiate kimo

Idowuogbo:
This babe sef! Hian!

what apeen?

SAMBARRY:
why na idowu baby?

Sambarri honey,but me and you know you don sign na

Idowuogbo:
Sambarri honey,but me and you know you don sign na

bet why you dey swear give me. Wetin I do you

SAMBARRY:
what apeen?

Nothing o...i been wan ask if you and tpia relate ni oo...cus i dey wonder y u go tell persin make she use shayo ease pain,na omo bibi nu e o!!!! Hian! Ko nice mehn....ko de funny rara. I gats tell you the truth.

Idowuogbo:
Nothing o...i been wan ask if you and tpia relate ni oo...cus i dey wonder y u go tell persin make she use shayo ease pain,na omo bibi nu e o!!!! Hian! Ko nice mehn....ko de funny rara. I gats tell you the truth.

I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm giving her the advice I can take myself.i never had no intention WHATSOEVER to slight her or make her feel slighted. I was just thinking it might take her mind temporarily away from the agony of her loss.

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! When I went for alterations,everything seem fine o....i sent oga tailor a message the next day telling him the dress was too tight and that he wanted to embarrass himself (not me) for posh party and you know what this nanamu go tell me? He said i must have put on weight in the space of 2 days? :oMehn...i called him straight and asked she o mu kan ti ijoba ni kan ma mu? (Someone please translate for moca) after giving it to him hot, he gave me discount.

did you drink what government said you shouldn't drink (pararaga and all this local concoction drinks that causes the tummy to be bloated and body full then makes your cloth tight).basically he's asking you whether you took any local hot drink/mixture. Those are the things government banned (ministry of health) because the ingredients and process of mixture is very dangerous to the health

SAMBARRY:
did you drink what government said you shouldn't drink (pararaga and all this local concoction drinks that causes the tummy to be bloated and body full then makes your cloth tight).basically he's asking you whether you took any local hot drink/mixture. Those are the things government banned (ministry of health) because the ingredients and process of mixture is very dangerous to the health

Pardon? Sambarry ti mu shepe o!!! Madam, what are you talking about? Mehn i'm lost.

SAMBARRY:
I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm giving her the advice I can take myself.i never had no intention WHATSOEVER to slight her or make her feel slighted. I was just thinking it might take her mind temporarily away from the agony of her loss.

Well,that advice get k-leg.

Moving on....wura nko?

next time you will adjust your earing to make it almost fall so when it falls pretend like it's the earing you want to bend down and pick. Meanwhile make sure your clutch bag is close to the floor where you are bending. Just pack the thing . people will be to carried away dancing to notice you.

Then make sure it's the song were people are really engrossed in you bend and pretend that you are looking for the earing ni o.

Idowuogbo:
No one even asked me about the owambe I went to lastweek.Chei! It was fantabulous. . But we women get problem ooo...my outfit was soooo tight to bend pick the dollars wey dem spray me na mission impossible oo...mehn come see skills,I had to use my feet to sweep everything to the middle first,then stylishly started komole-ing to pick them up. .

Idowuogbo:
Pardon? Sambarry ti mu shepe o!!! Madam, what are you talking about? Mehn i'm lost.

I didn't drink shepe o.mo normal baje. My senses are very intact.


I was translating what you asked someone to translate for you ni na.


wura don sleep na.thanks for asking

SAMBARRY:
expantiate kimo

I just dey greet you ni. Me sef no remember say ojude Oba na next month, na you come remind me I don tell you say you be Ijebu pass me, you no gree. But no dey take Wura go all these parti o abeg you

kingreign:
seems the gods and the chief priest have become business gods and business men.

This is 21st century. The gods have upgraded their demands... Don't vex the gods else you be charged more..

@Naijababe,

You don't want them to learn ancient wisdom? Ok ooo


@Kay,

The girl is not yet matured for marriage. Pls advise her to stay away till she understands that she wouldn't be free from pressure of other men.

Kimoni:
I just dey greet you ni. Me sef no remember say ojude Oba na next month, na you come remind me I don tell you say you be Ijebu pass me, you no gree. But no dey take Wura go all these parti o abeg you

Is Ileya next month?

The days of Ijebu-ode were awesome]

Kimoni:
I just dey greet you ni. Me sef no remember say ojude Oba na next month, na you come remind me I don tell you say you be Ijebu pass me, you no gree. But no dey take Wura go all these parti o abeg you

she no even like am sef. The music is to deafening loud for her and the smell of people smoking cigarette makes her cough unusually so I don't even bother taking her there


and for the last time I AM NOT IJEBU

SAMBARRY:
she no even like am sef. The music is to deafening loud for her and the smell of people smoking cigarette makes her cough unusually so I don't even bother taking her there

Take me instead na





Na joke ooo before you begin practice your next yabs on moi

bellong:
Is Ileya next month?

The days of Ijebu-ode were awesome]

Ileya is next month ooo....i don dey ready go buy ram sef

jaybee3:
Take me instead na





Na joke ooo before you begin practice your next yabs on moi

oya let's go. Meanwhile make sure you hold ya wallet well o.if pickpockets tif ya money oyo lowa o.you go tell kabiyesi make he give you transport money

jaybee3:
Ileya is next month ooo....i don dey ready go buy ram sef

I should start preparing the shrine well be that.

The gods want to outsmart me by not updating me.

SAMBARRY:



next time you will adjust your earing to make it almost fall so when it falls pretend like it's the earing you want to bend down and pick. Meanwhile make sure your clutch bag is close to the floor where you are bending. Just pack the thing . people will be to carried away dancing to notice you.

Then make sure it's the song were people are really engrossed in you bend and pretend that you are looking for the earing ni o.

See expert! One leg up! Mama o!!! Awon party animals ti wo lu. *singing afro juju* sambarry baby......Sambarri mama....ijo shina....i jo shina.....

jaybee3:
Ileya is next month ooo....i don dey ready go buy ram sef

hope na healthy and robust ram ni be ram wey thin abi ram wey Don escape from aboki o.better agbo

SAMBARRY:
oya let's go. Meanwhile make sure you hold ya wallet well o.if pickpockets tif ya money oyo lowa o.you go tell kabiyesi make he give you transport money

What date is it sef

You suppose arrange owambe join sef

I wan shower you with the greenback

bellong:
Is Ileya next month?

The days of Ijebu-ode were awesome]

Na so Sambarry dey tell me o

Yes oo, too much chop chop. Lol

Idowuogbo:
See expert! One leg up! Mama o!!! Awon party animals ti wo lu. *singing afro juju* sambarry baby......Sambarri mama....ijo shina....i jo shina.....

gbam! Your Head is there


you just sang one of my favourite Parry song

SAMBARRY:
hope na healthy and robust ram ni be ram wey thin abi ram wey Don escape from aboki o.better agbo

Na correct ram i go buy na since i'm gonna be home munching on it as well

Kimoni:
Na so Sambarry dey tell me o

Yes oo, too much chop chop. Lol

I am sure she never enter ojude Oba before. Na story she hear.

Sambarry you don go before?