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funlord:


Too bad now you have to resort to stealing lines from internet diss sites! OLODO! Write your own _shit! All your "apology letter from the condom factory lines are tired old lines on nl"! Try harder you brainless dimwitted chemo patient! Kai this babe you really are a pitiful dunce! YOU SUCK!

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I almost had down syndrome reading her wack lines.

Well,ignore her. She aint worth it.
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VaselineCrew2:
Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers i must say.

I mean this shhh was'nt even fun, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.

Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud with that funlord pig, guess looks can really be deceiving

holamiday:
Mr funlord sorry o. Did those words come out of your head or did you copy them from somewhere?

If the former is true, then guy, that's some creativity. You deserve two bottles of origin, well spiced chops & a Mexican b1tch.

funlord:


Your cursed father as well as your dead grandfather were all barn yard pigs as well! So Its not suprising that they gave birth to a hopelessly _imbecilic hog such as youreslf since "piggery is in your families DNA"! Now you have been noticed kindly get lost from my circumference because you are literally too _STUPID to insult!

predatorX:
make i imitate you too!!!
Wicked!! Wicked!!! Wickedest!!!!

funlord:


Let me give you an example of how easy it is! The _erotic female dunce that I cremated earlier this evening woke up this morning and put on her daily man hating garb, ready to spread "mgbeke ideology and frustrated single lady tripe" as usual all through the corridors of nairalands romance section! she probably assumed she was going to come into contact with the normal grade of butt licking neanderthals that she normally dispatches like wayward mosquitoes which had given her a false sense of pride! Unfortunately as they say every decade has its superstar, and I guess her stars gases were running low on copied material when she came across a higher power in the form of the "funlord"! The headless horseman, the chap with a reservoir of typo eloquent bars of doom that would put both the chambers and oxford dictionary makers to shame! The personal assistant to the grim reaper, the builder of the devils pitchfork, gods favourite drinking buddy, the man in possession of the lost scrolls, who pisses on the corpses or male or female online irritants before defecating in their mouths and then using their garments as toilet roll! I possess the genius flow, the pristine verbatim, the kinetic sleight of hand, the vision of the illuminatis all seeing eye, and the heartless nature of a nomadic male lion! Now sir go to google and see if you can match this free sample with anything else out there in cyberspace! Shalom!!!!

funlord:


Let me give you an example of how easy it is! The _erotic female dunce that I cremated earlier this evening woke up this morning and put on her daily man hating garb, ready to spread "mgbeke ideology and frustrated single lady tripe" as usual all through the corridors of nairalands romance section! she probably assumed she was going to come into contact with the normal grade of butt licking neanderthals that she normally dispatches like wayward mosquitoes which had given her a false sense of pride! Unfortunately as they say every decade has its superstar, and I guess her stars gases were running low on copied material when she came across a higher power in the form of the "funlord"! The headless horseman, the chap with a reservoir of typo eloquent bars of doom that would put both the chambers and oxford dictionary makers to shame! The personal assistant to the grim reaper, the builder of the devils pitchfork, gods favourite drinking buddy, the man in possession of the lost scrolls, who pisses on the corpses or male or female online irritants before defecating in their mouths and then using their garments as toilet roll! I possess the genius flow, the pristine verbatim, the kinetic sleight of hand, the vision of the illuminatis all seeing eye, and the heartless nature of a nomadic male lion! Now sir go to google and see if you can match this free sample with anything else out there in cyberspace! Shalom!!!!

iheanyi40:
I can c united faithfuls viewing

Odunharry:
i dey tell you.. many of them

christinie:
If I get into a relationship with any guy and find out he's not the type of man I would like to spend my life with I will quickly leave him.

iheanyi40:
we r looking out 4 one of our own

funlord:
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

funlord:

Cheii? Which kind of underdeveloped baby gorilla am I training like this? You can't spell, your disses are like the types I heard in primary school, you are only helping to further embarrass yourself!

Bloody olodo rabata! Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you tend to over use while trying to hide the craters and speed bumps situated on your hideous face then maybe you could at least have become pretty on your insides!

Your childhood was filled with massive _incest, molestation, human trafficking and child rape! This is why you have grown up to become an uncouth world class _moron without a single iota of class! What does one expect from the daughter of a "keke napep driver and an idumota prostitute" if not illiteracy and public disgrace!

You _fuckin :'g _dick sucking no good clucking chicken headed, hoodrat, hoochie mama wannabe! Block headed floozie! You suck _cocks like a vaccum cleaner! Instead of you to at least try to slow your roll so that your jaw bones can heal from too much _penis action! On sundays you sweat consistently while in church due to your prostitutes guilty conscience, is that not why you are now thinking of becoming an atheist? Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is,but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce. Daughter of a 1000 disease ravaged lunatics!!!!!!!

funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

[color=#1980BC]Bruh!

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Youngpo413:
They can't say NO cos ladies knows that guys are doing them a great favour and if they miss that opportunity,they may have to wait for another 10 years.

funlord:


"IDIOTIC EROTICANGELA"! See your saving mention here oh! You better send ladyboss1 a thank you note and a present soon or else! Lmfao! Shalom mong!

funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

trapQ:
says the foolish men. if you feel you're doing women a favour then don't marry and don't date a woman. marry your fellow man and let's see how much of a "favour" you're doing to women. rubbish!!!!

tartarus:
This is very dumb actually. a lady leaves her family, spends the rest of her life with u, bears your name and gives birth to your children. Women are doing US a favour not the other way around. Nonsense!! I'm disgusted. You're probably going to get married to a slave with that mentality of yours.

EroticAngelina:
so girls are too desperate go say no to a marriage proposal dat when they say no, it bkums a huge deal?

I seriously dnt know wat guys want!!??! when a girl is urging them into marriage, they say we too desperate! when we nt ready to marry them or tell them no, they say we too proud! wat do u guys want from us??!?

Youngpo413:
pusy!

afolwalex20:
What is ds 1 saying

Would u date a guy U can't marry

EroticAngelina:
not all women av the same goal in their relationship. so if he ask me to marry him when I'm jx lyk 19yrz, I should say yes mtchew

EroticAngelina:
You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy- looking Nerfherder. .