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jonaifame22:
hope u chau d food?

. Trust me bro, hungry beat me sleep dat nite, na dream i take chau d unripe plantain and goat meat pepper soup.

themonk:
our relationship couldnt work becos of my tight schedule, i couldnt take her to the movies and all that but we had great sex.

no time for that but there is time for sex,just sayin.

Chai this got me laughing, You wicked small sha

PunkyVeer:
Called & when I picked up to say "hello", all I could hear was him breathing. How creepy. Did this for months & at any time of the day or night until I finally changed my number. Who calls just to show off healthy lungs & breathing ability? Hahaha

He started chatting with me on whatsap with another, pretending to be someone else, sent me a friend request on Facebook with another ID

Rukkydelta:
Yes dear

tell me u'll be d best mom to me.

I don't have an Ex and i don't think I will have any... *am i an Introvert*

PunkyVeer:
Called & when I picked up to say "hello", all I could hear was him breathing. How creepy. Did this for months & at any time of the day or night until I finally changed my number. Who calls just to show off healthy lungs & breathing ability? Hahaha

It takes two to tango. You two must have done some pretty weird things together.

shut:
No way!

share same thought.....no freaking way!

sandracoopert:
Begged me for a last sex.
#shy#bye#

Shy gal AGAIN!

PunkyVeer:
Called & when I picked up to say "hello", all I could hear was him breathing. How creepy. Did this for months & at any time of the day or night until I finally changed my number. Who calls just to show off healthy lungs & breathing ability? Hahaha

I guess she meant to say "I'm alive bitch"

She Broke up with me, i apologised because i loved her. she agreed.we came back together. i caught her cheating.i threw her out. She insulted the shit out of me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a while unblocks talks shit and blocks again. after a while i decided to block her. she sends love messages, followed by hateful messages, then love messages. i mean this chick is crazy.

Vidamia:
She post on my Facebook wall that I Have Small P*NIS

Lmao. Mean gurl u had there. What did you do? Posted pics of ur joystick on fb and tagged her?

shut:
Hahaha
My sick ex resorted to stalking me,texting and sending me pics of myself, where I visited,people I met and whatever I did.
The crazy dude had to show up in every event I attended even church too

Funnily, he started sending me pictures of he and his new lover like I care a bit.
It's crazy how some people turn half a lunatic and childish after a breakup

I guess he loves u so much,and he cld not get over u in a hurry,maybe he's not crazy abt d break up buh rather he's crazy abt u.

ib22003:
She Broke up with me, i apologised because i loved her. she agreed.we came back together. i caught her cheating.i threw her out. She insulted the shit out of me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a while unblocks talks shit and blocks again. after a while i decided to block her. she sends love messages, followed by hateful messages, then love messages. i mean this chick is crazy.

Lol, she was really acting crazy

medar:
She copied the pic of my new chick and used it as her profile pic on Facebook. She added many of my friends on FB and tried to know if they would know my new chIck so that she would idenTify her identity. She ended adding the mother of my new girl on FB thinking it was my girl. It was so embarrassing and funny too. Which woman uses the pic of her rival as a profile pic because she stole her man?

hehehehehe,very funny

RickRichards:
It takes two to tango. You two must have done some pretty weird things together.

I've never breathed down anyone's line though. That's just crazy. Imagine people who are watching you dial a number & just sigh saying nothing. Won't they think something is wrong with you upstairs?

sandracoopert:
Lmao. Mean gurl u had there. What did you do? Posted pics of ur joystick on fb and tagged her?

lol

freethinker01:
She knew all ma passwords. SUbsequntly went to all ma social media accounts n told the world I'm "gay".
I was like wtf, who does that? Since then, I've had trust issues wt tellin pple ma password. I deleted d ffg day.

wow dat's serious,telln the whole world dat u're gay.

themonk:
she asked me if we could still kip the sex part

Enjoy!

Breakup is not easy it's hurt beyond comprehension.

How come say na mostly guys the break relationships? Women dor dey sabi break relationships ni?

maryhaam:
no time for that but there is time for sex,just sayin.

lol, i guess am a bad boyfrnd.
i think all those things didnt matter, becos i neva really was obsessed by those. i would prefer eating on my table to going out and i would prefer watching a movie with my laptop than goin to a cinema. i had to learn those things mattered latter, probably the hard way.

Keneking:
Just reading comments
listening to Bro. Clement K. Uko (Methodist Church, ABA)

...NA MGBE YA O ZU WORO, NA MGBE YA!

tjark1:
I guess she meant to say "I'm alive bitch"

I guess so. It's a HE, btw. I bleeps with men *smirk*

fpeter:
he sent back my tablet with pictures of him and his new lover,he also left some text messages
that his lover sent me, he finished it up by watermarking some of their pictures with love quotes
from the Bible.

so did u get jealous?

I am about to experience one as my Ex finally wants to meet with me and traced me to my new residing location.

Demigods:
She got a new bf the next day. Devastated my emotions.

eeyah, she replaced u so fast.

IamLEGEND1:
i dey [size=72pt]cúm[/size]

Cum or Come
Please don't CUM here o

maryhaam:
Breakup is not easy it's hurt beyond comprehension.

It hurts only one person. But never me. #shy gurl#

IamLEGEND1:
i dey cúm

ok

Koolking:
You don't mean this highlight. This is very comical and crazy at the same time. What was she thinking? To force you to come out and get bathed in acid. Your instinct saved your a$$ bro. Forbearance and endurance are virtues.

thank u bro.

jonaifame22:
eeyah, she replaced u so fast.

She been staffing the nigga jare. The new bf wasn't new. Chick only just bn coding him.