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Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by egorov(m): 8:09am On Sep 11, 2015
lol. I was going through someone's phone and saw a very crazy pick up line.....it read 'baby u must be a lizard cos AGAMA eyes on u'. not sure if it was a joke or not but it actually cracked my ribs. Ladies let's hear from u if you've heard crazier lines.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by kiddkash(m): 8:12am On Sep 11, 2015
I noticed you noticing me

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by misspicy(f): 8:14am On Sep 11, 2015
Baby are you ogbono soup? Why is your beauty drawing me close to you

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by kossyablaze(m): 8:17am On Sep 11, 2015
Just here to read comments

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by angieberry(f): 8:19am On Sep 11, 2015
You must be a keyboard because you're just my type embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Behira(f): 8:20am On Sep 11, 2015
U are the only Kpomo in my bag of stockfish angry

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MISSNORA(f): 8:21am On Sep 11, 2015
Baby r u angels Michaels sister? Both of una resemble

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MISSNORA(f): 8:21am On Sep 11, 2015
Behira:
U are the only Kpomo in my bag of stockfish angry
lol....
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ArchEnemy(m): 8:26am On Sep 11, 2015
misspicy:
Baby are you ogbono soup? Why is your beauty drawing me close to you
cheesy
Why you self come dey draw the guy na
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by stano2(m): 8:27am On Sep 11, 2015
Jesu!!! Falls from bed and continue laughing
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by misspicy(f): 8:30am On Sep 11, 2015
ArchEnemy:
cheesy Why you self come dey draw the guy na
I tie am rope
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Behira(f): 8:30am On Sep 11, 2015
MISSNORA:
lol....
na wetin i dey see oh
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ArchEnemy(m): 8:32am On Sep 11, 2015
misspicy:

I tie am rope
smiley
Maybe, but not the physical rope
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MISSNORA(f): 8:39am On Sep 11, 2015
Behira:
na wetin i dey see oh
lol OK. Hwz kossy?
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by misspicy(f): 8:44am On Sep 11, 2015
ArchEnemy:
smiley Maybe, but not the physical rope
Maybe spiritual rope grin
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by IamLEGEND1: 8:45am On Sep 11, 2015
She said to me..
Legend,
my love for you is like copied assignment:
i just can't explain it.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by AVECDEO: 8:48am On Sep 11, 2015
Baby are u America, I just can't resist you.
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Brymo: 8:49am On Sep 11, 2015
Agama eye on you, very funny.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ArchEnemy(m): 8:57am On Sep 11, 2015
misspicy:

Maybe spiritual rope grin
smiley
Just take it easy on guys o
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ArchEnemy(m): 8:58am On Sep 11, 2015
Brymo:
Agama eye on you, very funny.
but the Lizard part sha

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Behira(f): 9:10am On Sep 11, 2015
MISSNORA:
lol OK. Hwz kossy?
his fyne
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by 2dice(m): 10:54am On Sep 11, 2015
I smell lies ... Bring Dem on Ladies cheesy
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Onemansquad(m): 12:10pm On Sep 11, 2015
misspicy:
Baby are you ogbono soup? Why is your beauty drawing me close to you
hahaha d guy must b fufu

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by FunnyDude(m): 12:18pm On Sep 11, 2015
Baby! Are you frm Los-Angeles,cos u luk like those angels dat fell frm d sky and lost their way.
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Sep 11, 2015
But some of the punch line above are applicable to the game tho


But the part of the Ogbono & Agama Lizard is just so hilarious & stupid
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by IamAtribalist: 12:37pm On Sep 11, 2015
Pick up lines are for little boys - I flash car and cash and my handsome smile she drops her underwear quick. Na we run thingz.

Mr. YoungRichAndHandsome
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:23pm On Sep 11, 2015
Picks sit and puts on my favorite smile
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Sep 11, 2015
Picks sit and puts on my favorite smile
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
Babe, are you from Badagry? Cos you are bad and I agree.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by yilly(f): 2:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
"How many children do you have"
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CINDY74(f): 2:13pm On Sep 11, 2015
I made this up myself “baby you must be a 100W bulb cause you light up my life”
Re: Ladies, What's The Worst Pick Up Line You've Ever Heard? by semasir: 3:33pm On Sep 25, 2015
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Thanks

Cornido:
Babe, are you from Badagry? Cos you are bad and I agree.

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