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10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 11:29am On Sep 11, 2015 |
AFRICAN PROVERBS 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe). 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon). 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana). 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Nigeria) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:30am On Sep 11, 2015 |
funny indeed |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 11:48am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Emeskhalifa: I tell ya |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by Nobody: 1:16pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Lol that no 1,2,3 5 7,8 and 9 got me rolling on the floor |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by Blackfire(m): 2:58pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Our forefathers are one funny creatures... No wonder they lived long, and a simple life. |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by lokobyforch(m): 3:01pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Good one... |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by adedayourt(m): 3:38pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
onomeglo: Yeah they are very funny, but it seems you don't like those of Nigerian |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 3:58pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Blackfire: Lol, yeah and smart too |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by Nobody: 3:59pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
shumuel:lol those of Nigerians aint funny one bit |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 3:59pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
lokobyforch: Thganks |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 4:03pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny African Proverbs (18+) by shumuel(m): 4:04pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
adedayourt: i know that laugh |
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