bigerboy200:

someone said ur brain is fried like fried plantain....is that true?

FriedPlantain:
You do know " no offeinse" is a popular phrase used my a popular troll on nairaland, right? I only used it to mock the guy.

bigerboy200:

someone said ur brain is fried like fried plantain....is that true?

My name is Friedplantain, how do you think my brain would look like? Your guess is good as mine. ....... .... Fried!!

FriedPlantain:

From the way you write, I can easily judge that you have a very low IQ.

FriedPlantain:
Eh ehn, now you are writing like a sane person, maybe your IQ isn't completely low after all.
Whoever said I was confident of my English? I was only pointing out that you write like someone without a brain. If not, why would you be abbreviating 3-letter words like 'can, but, her, you, two', haba Bros, shey you no dey shame? I'm sure you must have passed through the four walls of a school...... such a disgrace. I'm surprised you didn't abbreviate the word 'it' as well. Werey

SeverusSnape:
I've experienced this before, It happened about two years ago. There was this hot and sexy girl in my department, She was asking me out, Now I don't have a problem with a female asking for a relationship with me because it's not something new to me, But I had to decline because she was a mad runs girl, mehn hers was just too much. I didn't mince words, I just told her simply, "You're just not my type, and there's nothing that can go on between us", I'm not the type that 'chop and clean mouth' if not so eh...I would have done the undo able with her.

She persisted, But when she realized I was not giving in, She had to find her way.

sonofananimal:
una dey make person mess and laugh the same time

Sunexy:


You should have written "it is a popular phrase used by a popular troll"...not "it is a popular phrase used my a popular troll"

_Fuck you Nigga, I'm too hungry to be arguing with you this night mehn! Lubbish

FriedPlantain:
_Fuck you Nigga, I'm too hungry to be arguing with you this night mehn! Lubbish

menix:


No vex oo, make I comot either the mess or laugh com add sh1t?

sonofananimal:
atleat I no dey for public area

The shit fit comot anytime from now

FriedPlantain:
Haha, now we are getting somewhere. At least, what you wrote up here is way more comprehensible than the gibberish you wrote earlier. By the way, it is 'advise him' and not' advice him' and 'shut the _fuck up' not 'shut the_fuck off'. (no offeinse)

ChiSun27:



Bro...her jealousy no get part two. I have even used my close friend as a rival both in DP's but still she no wan give up.

FriedPlantain:
Haha, now we are getting somewhere. At least, what you wrote up here is way more comprehensible than the gibberish you wrote earlier. By the way, it is 'advise him' and not' advice him' and 'shut the _fuck up' not 'shut the_fuck off'. (no offeinse)

ChiSun27:



She's a juice expert.

ChiSun27:
It all started sometimes early this year...it just happend and we connected. On my own part....I never knew she was a runs girl. She's jovial and caring.

I actually took her serious until I discovered her true identity and ever since that day....my emotional attachment to her reduced speedily.

I confronted her and she admitted living such a life but that she's willing to change if I'm ready to make her my 'one and only'. But to my utmost dismay, this girl no gree change. Her urge for money is on the high side and she believes that all those her runs yields faster income.

Wetin dey pain me be say, this girl get better handwork. But she doesn't want to manage her life with the income that comes from her handwork as she tags it 'not enough'.

I have tried my possible best to advise her on how she can improve on her hand work because the income is mouth watering yet she is not satisfied with it due to her extravagant life style.


As a matter of fact, I don pursue her on countless occasions, but she will still come back with her stylish way of begging, change kwanu...she won't change.

Peeps, I'm tired...I want to send this girl away from my life (but not the wicked way) because her life style is gradually tarnishing my good image and reputation especially amongst my friends.

Don't know if anyone in the house has been in this kind of crossroads before...if yes....how did you solve the problem?

Sunexy:


You should have written "it is a popular phrase used by a popular troll"...not "it is a popular phrase used my a popular troll"

Besides, you guys should stop quarelling..you guys sound like some Chinese bitches I know...you should help the OP..you might be his hero

christinie:
What handiwork does she have?

jmichlins:
wait until you get hiv then you will come here and ask us why the government has refused to provide AR drugs for you. she is just your bane so it is either you run or you danmed.