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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:02pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

guy my hand no dey o
for person to fail - no be bad thing
them only need to try again
l

omo I d book that Wheesin mattress

grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:03pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

lol
antispermdude no get respect
the nigga ban me sha
l
weytin concern me with crossing?
nah four wheels i dey use waka
l
them still never release one of my exam for last semester ( and nah d hardest - be like we fail gan ,,, na fasting n prayer i dey do )
but still on still
nah base on belief

you get any free email wey you no D use... I wan use am open new acct

too much ban for this my acct

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:05pm On Sep 23, 2015

wheesin:

If i wanted FTC ..i would get it..not even a page would escape me.

lol BTW sallah don dey set small small grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Wizardbee: 2:05pm On Sep 23, 2015

Lordseyad:
lol... Hin Red o...

Haha

You don see where Scholars portal dey Red ni?

NEVER!!

Blue is Da colour..

hahaha

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:07pm On Sep 23, 2015

DharmyYinks:
Guys.... pls answer dis questns

1)how easy is it to scale tru 100lvl?

VERY EASY AS LONG AS YOU ARE FOCUSED

2)How serious does one ve to be to bcom a scholar?

OVER-SERIOUS
IMO BEING A SCHOLAR IS OVERHYPED

3)Wats d GP dat if gotten below, such person wil be tanke'd e.g Faculty of Engine?
ENGINE=2.0
MEDICINE=3.0
PHARMACY=3.0

ALL OTHERS 1.5

4)What tips/hints do u ve for we freshers abt Unilorin?
STAY FOCUSED.

5)What tips can u giv us concerning d norms of specific lecturers?
TRY AS MUCH NOT TO BE KNOWN BY THEM..IF DEM SABI YOU.. CAN BE VERY GOOD OR VERY BAD...
2ndly
AVOID GIRLS AT ALL COST

6)How frequent wil we write tests/classwork(if any)?
DEPENDS ON YOUR DEPT

7)Any oda info wil be highly appreciated!
BE NORMAL.. DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY BY YOUR TABLET {JKK}

CC:
Temmi001
Rkarang
Yungmilio2
Khassy
Lordseyad
Wheesin
Boigrammz
Abasstoheeb
MsTIQ
IQDonable...et al

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:08pm On Sep 23, 2015

khassy:

omo I d book that Wheesin mattress

that dead one?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:09pm On Sep 23, 2015

khassy:

you get any free email wey you no D use... I wan use am open new acct
too much ban for this my acct

whatsapp me Make i give u one

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:09pm On Sep 23, 2015

MsTIQ:
What do U need, Sir

How Competitive is MBBS?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 2:10pm On Sep 23, 2015

khassy:

my own na white ooo

White ke?

U sure say Dem no move you to Performing Arts,

U go dance enh .. grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:12pm On Sep 23, 2015

Adeshizzy:

okay..is it the same with computer science

1.50 yes

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:12pm On Sep 23, 2015

Adeshizzy:

okay..is it the same with computer science

1.50

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:13pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

that dead one?

that high one na sad

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:13pm On Sep 23, 2015

uxomykaz:
Tuale!! oga mi sir

i no fit see my BOSS make i no holla

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:13pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

lol
BTW
sallah don dey set small small

you go d house tomorrow ??

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:14pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

whatsapp me
Make i give u one

I no D WhatsApp for now

you D bbm??

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:15pm On Sep 23, 2015

TheMainMan:
.. Waitin.. ..

chillax bro grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:15pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

lol
BTW
sallah don dey set small small

you go d house tomorrow ??

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:16pm On Sep 23, 2015

Lordseyad:
White ke?

U sure say Dem no move you to Performing Arts,

U go dance enh ..

dm too d do Anko for that dept... every day you go see like 5 wear D same cloth... omo dose guys D try and as usual no First class

I no do jare

make I go Food Sc grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:16pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

lol
BTW
sallah don dey set small small

you go d house tomorrow ??

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:16pm On Sep 23, 2015

khassy:

so you D fear common RAM wetin you go come do if HARD DISK pursue you

be like RAM never hit u before
my mumcy just dey laff me
na so the RAM dey pursue me round compound...

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

be like RAM never hit u before
my mumcy just dey laff me
na so the RAM dey pursue me round compound...

ahhahahahahahaha

how you carry run sad

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Wizardbee: 2:18pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

be like RAM never hit u before
my mumcy just dey laff me
na so the RAM dey pursue me round compound...

eeeeh

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2015

khassy:

no

that high one na

ehnnnnnmm the thunder wey go fire U dey do frog jumb no just near harmony

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:20pm On Sep 23, 2015

Lordseyad:
It's Easy to scale through 100L na, if a student knows what he/she is doing... 1.5 out of 5!

Yea , How is it an Herculean task to get just 2 over 5?

You don't need to be the scholar - Aspiring for 1st class is enough.. For you to be a 1st class student, you need a Cgpa of 4.5+ , while a Scholar is a First class student with tge highest Gp.. they are the 4.7- 4.8 - 4.9 students. You need to be extremely excellent.. You need to be Very Very Very Very Serious to get am.

Engine crossing Gp shd be 2.0 - but those with 1.5 might be moved to other Dept.

You need to understand each and everyone of your lecturers.. Everyone with his/her own style. Friendly and Deadly.

Hand dey pain me...

I tot so too

Hmm...tanks bro. Nah dat tanke dem dey talk dey wrry me. aal iz well

lol@bolded grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:22pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

ehnnnnnmm
the thunder wey go fire U
dey do frog jumb
no just near harmony

why na

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 2:22pm On Sep 23, 2015

khassy:

you go d house tomorrow ??

i dey go my fam. house this evening

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by poshflames1(m): 2:24pm On Sep 23, 2015

I just read it on facebook dat an agreement has been reached btw unilorin n jamb for d increment in d admission quota for dis year ,which is 12000..n d list wil b released on d 28th...from an unreliable source though

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:24pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

i dey go my fam. house this evening

OK

been wan show your side ni

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:29pm On Sep 23, 2015

DharmyYinks:
Guys.... pls answer dis questns

1)how easy is it to scale tru 100lvl?

2)How serious does one ve to be to bcom a scholar?

3)Wats d GP dat if gotten below, such person wil be tanke'd e.g Faculty of Engine?

4)What tips/hints do u ve for we freshers abt Unilorin?

5)What tips can u giv us concerning d norms of specific lecturers?

6)How frequent wil we write tests/classwork(if any)?

7)Any oda info wil be highly appreciated!

CC:
Temmi001
Rkarang
Yungmilio2
Khassy
Lordseyad
Wheesin
Boigrammz
Abasstoheeb
MsTIQ
IQDonable...et al

1) I wouldn't say its totally easy to dodge the "face tanke" bullet of 100lvl. But if you put your mind at it, you should be able to escape it. Just be an average reader and attend classes, and read frequently before tests/exams and you are in bro.

2)Bro its pretty a serious and tough task. I wouldn't go into that one yet, i no fit abeg ..na correct work.

3)2.0 ..yes for engineering and mass communication. (thats what i heard) anything less, you are on a free bus to tanke. But on a average its 1.5 for most faculties.

4) Once you are in, be ready to go through the
i) "butterfly period" ; This process is exactly the way it is. A butterfly out of its cocoon. Everywhere in school would be amazing to you. You will enjoy every single activity you are engaged in. Coming to school during this period will be a sweet task, and all experiences will be gleeful . Even the horrible ones. The butterfly period ends a week after matriculation.

A week after matriculation comes the
ii) "Neutral period" ; this period is also called the observation period, you believe you can cope and tackle whatever challenge unilorin throws at you. Unending Queues, 8am lectures ,sadistic lecturers, Trekking all day from class to class, Annoying security men, course registration palaver…… The list is endless my man. You begin to observe and see if you could follow the trend and blend with the norms. You ignore all turn offs and assume they don't exist. Which brings us to the 3rd period. Two weeks after classes resume.

iii) Transformation Period ; Your heart is metamorphosed into stone. So tough, there is nothing unilorin throws at you that you can't handle. You even ask for more in this jungle. You go all ape on them. But this process isn't complete until you finally get to the..

iv) The "I am tired" Period ; This period doesn't come close till 300lvl. During this period you feel you've had enough, You just wish you could graduate the next day.

5) It all depends on your faculty or department

6) test/exams come once a semester. I advice you put in your best in your tests. If you ace 25/30 ...you only need 50 from your exams to ace an A.

7) Answers are in number 4

Ps: there may be grammatical errors undecided

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 2:31pm On Sep 23, 2015

BoiGrammz:
First of all, (if you say go down low na Ogun go rape your future)
Temmi001 and who told you I'm using airtel 4gb?? there's unlimited WiFi in my house.. So please allow thunder to fire you for just 1 hour

Wheesin be like that boigrammz broke.., nigga tha fvvck? but I wasn't too broke to pay your transport on 18 march 2015.. You'll die of scrotum cancer you fool.. olodo mass cum

Khassy, I faced tanke?? Agreed!!! You wey buy land for there nko?? No be estate you even say you won build with the land?? You stupid Homo weyreylis
And for not calling me all these while till I see your next month..

IDGAF baba why you no tie khassy na? If d guy enter market nko?

Duke59 the wicked producer.. I need you to come and slaughter our kpomo for us o..

Temmi001 I hope you know you're going to be cooking from dusk to dawn 2mao right??
And wherein go buy fire wood 5million naira own come..

Yung milli baba message me for WhatsApp..

lol
Keep my dried meat for me oo
Will collect it when we meet in school(by God grace)
Temmi001 thanks for d write up abt d crossing stuff
Pls oo can any body tell me abt the course and problems I might encounter in Industrial chemistry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:35pm On Sep 23, 2015

yungmil2:

lol
BTW
sallah don dey set small small

guy no fall my hand o..instagram my ram asap grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 2:36pm On Sep 23, 2015

DharmyYinks:

I tot so too

Hmm...tanks bro. Nah dat tanke dem dey talk dey wrry me. aal iz well

lol@bolded

You don't need to worry..

as you've said... Aal iz well **in chanchad's voice**

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