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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:36pm On Sep 23, 2015
khassy:

1)VERY EASY AS LONG AS U RE FOCUSED

2)OVER-SERIOUS
IMO BEING A SCHOLAR IS OVER-HYPED

3)ENGINE=2.0
MEDICINE=3.0
PHARMACY=3.0

ALL OTHERS 1.5


4)STAY FOCUSED


5)TRY AS MUCH NOT TO BE KNOWN BY DEM...IF DEM SABI U... CAN BE VERY GUD OR BAD
2ndly
AVOID GIRLS AT ALL COST

6)DEPENDS ON YOUR DEPT


7)BE NORMAL DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY BY YOUR TABLET (JJK)
Tanks for d analysis...lmaogrin @5

Expantiate on hw gud/bad it can be if knwn by d lecturer

"Avoid gals at all cost"

Am gratefulsmiley

Modified: FTC cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Wizardbee: 2:37pm On Sep 23, 2015
wheesin:



1) I wouldn't say its totally easy to dodge the "face tanke" bullet of 100lvl. But if you put your mind at it, you should be able to escape it. Just be an average reader and attend classes, and read frequently before tests/exams and you are in bro.

2)Bro its pretty a serious and tough task. I wouldn't go into that one yet, i no fit abeg ..na correct work.

3)2.0 ..yes for engineering and mass communication. (thats what i heard) anything less, you are on a free bus to tanke. But on a average its 1.5 for most faculties.

4) Once you are in, be ready to go through the
i) "butterfly period" ; This process is exactly the way it is. A butterfly out of its cocoon. Everywhere in school would be amazing to you. You will enjoy every single activity you are engaged in. Coming to school during this period will be a sweet task, and all experiences will be gleeful . Even the horrible ones. The butterfly period ends a week after matriculation.

A week after matriculation comes the
ii) "Neutral period" ; this period is also called the observation period, you believe you can cope and tackle whatever challenge unilorin throws at you. Unending Queues, 8am lectures ,sadistic lecturers, Trekking all day from class to class, Annoying security men, course registration palaver…… The list is endless my man. You begin to observe and see if you could follow the trend and blend with the norms. You ignore all turn offs and assume they don't exist. Which brings us to the 3rd period. Two weeks after classes resume.

iii) Transformation Period ; Your heart is metamorphosed into stone. So tough, there is nothing unilorin throws at you that you can't handle. You even ask for more in this jungle. You go all ape on them. But this process isn't complete until you finally get to the..

iv) The "I am tired" Period ; This period doesn't come close till 300lvl. During this period you feel you've had enough, You just wish you could graduate the next day.

5) It all depends on your faculty or department

6) test/exams come once a semester. I advice you put in your best in your tests. If you ace 25/30 ...you only need 50 from your exams to ace an A.

7) Answers are in number 4


Ps: there may be grammatical errors undecided
nice one
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:37pm On Sep 23, 2015
yungmil2:

that dead one?

lipsrsealed na ground you go sleep when i resume angry i swear
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Tanks for d analysis...lmaogrin @5

Expantiate on hw gud/bad it can be if knwn by d lecturer

"Avoid gals at all cost"

Am gratefulsmiley

Modified: FTC cool

if a lecturer knows you.. he may favor you

but if he later starts hearing hearsay about you and believes them which he likely would ... count yourself dead




so on a general note
it's best to avoid them
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:56pm On Sep 23, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. Yea.. U sure havin a nice day?..
yea..I'm trying 2 nd u?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:00pm On Sep 23, 2015
wheesin:



1) I wouldn't say its totally easy to dodge the "face tanke" bullet of 100lvl. But if you put your mind at it, you should be able to escape it. Just be an average reader and attend classes, and read frequently before tests/exams and you are in bro.

2)Bro its pretty a serious and tough task. I wouldn't go into that one yet, i no fit abeg ..na correct work.

3)2.0 ..yes for engineering and mass communication. (thats what i heard) anything less, you are on a free bus to tanke. But on a average its 1.5 for most faculties.

4) Once you are in, be ready to go through the
i) "butterfly period" ; This process is exactly the way it is. A butterfly out of its cocoon. Everywhere in school would be amazing to you. You will enjoy every single activity you are engaged in. Coming to school during this period will be a sweet task, and all experiences will be gleeful . Even the horrible ones. The butterfly period ends a week after matriculation.

A week after matriculation comes the
ii) "Neutral period" ; this period is also called the observation period, you believe you can cope and tackle whatever challenge unilorin throws at you. Unending Queues, 8am lectures ,sadistic lecturers, Trekking all day from class to class, Annoying security men, course registration palaver…… The list is endless my man. You begin to observe and see if you could follow the trend and blend with the norms. You ignore all turn offs and assume they don't exist. Which brings us to the 3rd period. Two weeks after classes resume.

iii) Transformation Period ; Your heart is metamorphosed into stone. So tough, there is nothing unilorin throws at you that you can't handle. You even ask for more in this jungle. You go all ape on them. But this process isn't complete until you finally get to the..

iv) The "I am tired" Period ; This period doesn't come close till 300lvl. During this period you feel you've had enough, You just wish you could graduate the next day.

5) It all depends on your faculty or department

6) test/exams come once a semester. I advice you put in your best in your tests. If you ace 25/30 ...you only need 50 from your exams to ace an A.

7) Answers are in number 4


Ps: there may be grammatical errors undecided
Wow...tanks bro
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:03pm On Sep 23, 2015
khassy:


if a lecturer knows you.. he may favor you

but if he later starts hearing hearsay about you and believes them which he likely would ... count yourself dead




so on a general note
it's best to avoid them
Hearing negative stuffs ba? Dead shocked
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 3:04pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks. Having a 2.0 In Engine is not the issue. But, There's one clause attached to the 2.0; 9-9-6 This is what could be really worrisome. It means, You must have minimum of nine, nine, and six credits in Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry respectively.
Reasons: One might have a 4.2 have still fail to cross to Engine. yeah, it's that bad. Once you don't meet up with the 9-9-6. The person would cross to Physical science or maybe Education (No humour intended). I have a friend who had a 4.12 in 100Level but he's now in Geology. 9-9-6 kicked him off.
Personally, I think working hard to cross is Mediocrity. why not work hard to be on a firstclass or a 4-point and above?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:04pm On Sep 23, 2015
haryormeekun...hw was yesterday smiley
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:10pm On Sep 23, 2015
Temmi001:
DharmyYinks. Having a 2.0 In Engine is not the issue. But, There's one clause attached to the 2.0; 9-9-6 This is what could be really worrisome. It means, You must have minimum of nine, nine, and six credits in Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry respectively.
Reasons: One might have a 4.2 have still fail to cross to Engine. yeah, it's that bad. Once you don't meet up with the 9-9-6. The person would cross to Physical science or maybe Education (No humour intended). I have a friend who had a 4.12 in 100Level but he's now in Geology. 9-9-6 kicked him off.
Personally, I think working hard to cross is Mediocrity. why not work hard to be on a firstclass or a 4-point and above?
shocked shocked @bolded


9-9-6 = 9credits in maths, 9credits in Physics, 6credits in Chemistry??

Will all dis be among my course load?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 3:13pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:
shocked shocked @bolded

9-9-6 = 9credits in maths, 9credits in Physics, 6credits in Chemistry??
Will all dis be among my course load?
of course yes
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haryormeekun(f): 3:14pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:
haryormeekun...hw was yesterday smiley
besides the birthday wishes,yesterday was like every other day.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:19pm On Sep 23, 2015
I jus passed your area
yungmilio2


I D Giri now gringrin.
CTY no Pay again jare

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:19pm On Sep 23, 2015
Temmi001:
of course yes
No time for play niyen

pls can u shed more light on d 9-9-6...dos it mean I wil be attendin 9 maths courses etc
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 3:19pm On Sep 23, 2015
haryormeekun:
besides the birthday wishes,yesterday was like every other day.
why nah
No parri
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:20pm On Sep 23, 2015
haryormeekun:
besides the birthday wishes,yesterday was like every other day.
Really....awwww!

Pele dear
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 3:20pm On Sep 23, 2015
MzLarem:
yea..I'm trying 2 nd u?
..sme here bae..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 3:24pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:

No time for play niyen

pls can u shed more light on d 9-9-6...dos it mean I wil be attendin 9 maths courses etc
Not at all. I would later. A bit busy now.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ipinlaxy(m): 3:28pm On Sep 23, 2015
Hello house am a direct entry candidates mech engine please instead of sleeping at home can i collect my senior handouts and start reading or the handout will be diffrent?please put me tru
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 3:31pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:

shocked shocked


undecided undecided
IDGAF! IDGAF!! IDGAF!!!
grin grin grin Seems amma hire you as an undercover agent someday!!!She cool mehn...................Aint no sweat!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 3:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
I'll be a fool if i don't follow temmi001 now.her posts are just too good n invaluable.i'll be keeping tabs 4rm now on.



I don't know why but build-up to Sallahs,4 me, these days doesnt excite me as much as it used to before.I guess its maturity.(maturity,d word excites me smiley ) temmi,is it d same with u.?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2015
MzLarem:
Lol cheesy..Wat nw? I cant talk again ni? IDGAF understands nd trust me
If they don't admire the gorgeous face,the beautiful dresses,the elegant makeover,the fabulous hair do.........................How wud they appreciate me? Of cos It's a + 4 me if you're looking phenomenal,stupendous and exceptionally remarkable!!!.So hell yeah let em go ahead!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2015
Temmi001:
Not at all. I would later. A bit busy now.
Tanks dear...oops..srry..ma'am
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:44pm On Sep 23, 2015
IDGAF:

grin grin grin Seems amma hire you as an undercover agent someday!!!She cool mehn...................Aint no sweat!
cool cool cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 3:45pm On Sep 23, 2015
haywhy911:
I'll be a fool if i don't follow temmi001 now.her posts are just too good n invaluable.i'll be keeping tabs 4rm now on.



I don't know why but build-up to Sallahs,4 me, these days doesnt excite me as much as it used to before.I guess its maturity.(maturity,d word excites me smiley ) temmi,is it d same with u.?
Same oo. Do you recall those days when we won't be able to sleep because sallah is the next day?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
haywhy911:
I'll be a fool if i don't follow temmi001 now.her posts are just too good n invaluable.i'll be keeping tabs 4rm now on.



I don't know why but build-up to Sallahs,4 me, these days doesnt excite me as much as it used to before.I guess its maturity.(maturity,d word excites me smiley ) temmi,is it d same with u.?
Shez d definition of extraordinarycheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by MsTIQ(m): 3:47pm On Sep 23, 2015
Pelhumie:
How Competitive is MBBS?
As competitive as U can imagine
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 3:47pm On Sep 23, 2015
Oga oh...



mrtopeqs just dey come after a long ban, yet dem still ban am again.


I tire for this mods oh, abeg how dem dey take ban people unjustly.
it's not fair oh, okay KONTINU

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 3:49pm On Sep 23, 2015
dammygoody:
Good morning house, what do I say? Happy waiting/ Happy expectation or Happy festive period

............
Wishing everyone here desired admissions into the UIL..
......... .....
especially MzLarem and her IDGAF, because I was thinking, what if the wife gets admitted and the husband doesn't ? angry undecided ....well grin lipsrsealed
...........
Also every Engineering Aspirant here, you are welcomed to the faculty already...
D.E students, please come in with little or no momentum, I heard you're formidable competitors angry grin

Let's keep prayer and hope alive..

Sir Temmi., I think I know you though you are a senior, respects sire...

Seven....Thanks once again wink .....

My ogas at the top- Khassy,
Wheesin,
Rkarang
Lordseyad.et all..
Well done..

To our Muslim brothers and sisters, let the rams start flowing.....
Have a wonderful day.
I'll forfeit my admission and take Jamb the next year with her.Maybe that's how crazy the luv is on ma side!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 3:50pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:
Shez d definition of extraordinarycheesy
Flattery redefined, now in 3D.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by blithe: 3:50pm On Sep 23, 2015
welcome to reality bro@dharmyYinks

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