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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by YoungDaNaval(m): 9:02pm On Sep 28, 2015
peterbello:
So you don't do VaginA anymore? Good for you.
Lwkmd
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 10:53pm On Sep 28, 2015
dukeolumde:
For ur junction box, box office, ORIFICE abiii, yeeeah right grin grin grin grin
Stick yo head up your yansh n swallow that shi't grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:02pm On Sep 28, 2015
Adanna28:
Stick yo head up your yansh n swallow that shi't grin grin
Even in my dreams, I'll prefer urs... dennnnmmm, just imagine how red that tomato part will be .. kiss kiss grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 28, 2015
dukeolumde:
Even in my dreams, I'll prefer urs... dennnnmmm, just imagine how red that tomato part will be .. kiss kiss grin grin grin grin
You ehn lol smart a'ss Nawa oo lmfao what an answer back.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Sep 28, 2015
Adanna28:
You ehn lol smart a'ss Nawa oo lmfao what an answer back.
grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Sep 28, 2015
Adanna28:
You ehn lol smart a'ss Nawa oo lmfao what an answer back.
Ur just lucky u don't have me as ur next door neighbour or as ur BF. Even with an AK47 Automatic Riffle,
.50 Caliber Riffle, Industrial Crain, U won't be able to pull me up from urself if am doing d above assignment grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:31pm On Sep 28, 2015
dukeolumde:
Ur just lucky u don't have me as ur next door neighbour or as ur BF. Even with an AK47 Automatic Riffle,
.50 Caliber Riffle, Industrial Crain, U won't be able to pull me up from urself if am doing d above assignment grin grin grin grin
Gerrarahea! grin lmfao, yeye boi. Have a good night sha cheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:41pm On Sep 28, 2015
Adanna28:
Gerrarahea! grin lmfao, yeye boi. Have a good night sha cheesy
U too dear... grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:46pm On Sep 28, 2015
Adanna28:
Gerrarahea! grin lmfao, yeye boi. Have a good night sha cheesy
I guess Bright is a LUCKY man to have u. Checked u out on FB and am really proud of u, u r family and how u appreciate our Igbo Culture and Origin..Really sweet.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Koats14(m): 11:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
happened earlier this year. So this faithful evening, i drank JEDI(herbal alcoholic drink), and within minutes i was feeling high! & the girl i was with kept teasing me to do her gently when we get home.
When we eventually got to her place, her friend was sleeping over and there was no other options to choose from. I tried coercing her into managing the little privacy but she no gree. I had uninterrupted erect_ion throughout the night cry crycrycry I fear that sh*t till date!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:59pm On Sep 28, 2015
dukeolumde:
I guess Bright is a LUCKY man to have u. Checked u out on FB and am really proud of u, u r family and how u appreciate our Igbo Culture and Origin..Really sweet.
Thank you very much dear, I'm touched cry
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 12:03am On Sep 29, 2015
Adanna28:
Thank you very much dear, I'm touched cry
Let me let u sleep. I'll gist u up tomorrow..much love. Sleep tyte kiss
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f): 6:39am On Sep 29, 2015
dukeolumde:
So what's ur story?? I bet one of these stories has happened to u too grin grin grin grin
Lol tongue tongue
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by TITANIUM247: 7:50am On Sep 29, 2015
ironbody03:
I have none becouse i dont knoe how to talk to a girl.

Its not my fault. GOD know best
If. u don't know how. to tlk to a gal, then learn how to build. very strong sense of humour, I mean learn on how to say nd do funny things that will make a gal laugh, if u are able to make her laugh, she will automatically like u, want your company and from their u will be able to talk to her without feeling tensed. #Goodluck
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by TITANIUM247: 8:01am On Sep 29, 2015
Kingsley1000:
WAS 15YEARS OLD THAT TIME...WAS SEX CHATING WITH MY GF DURING MID NIGHT CALL...LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT MY MUM OVERHEARD WHAT I WAS SAYING
Lmaoooo, It makes me recall wen I ws sex chatting with my online gal friend 5 yearss ago during mid nyt call, she was enjoying her self and moaning so loud that it woke up her dad, she heard foots steps approaching her room so she quickly kept the fone within her leggs, her dad asked her wot is wrong with her, she told him dt she was ving a nightmare, but she okay since her dad woke her, she even said thanks dad 4 checking up on me..... couldn't help but to laugh cos I was hearing the whole conversation @ ma end. :-D
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 4:24pm On Sep 29, 2015
dukeolumde:
U mean whenever u see a guy u like?? Dnnnmmm y I never see anyone wey go break leg for my sake naah grin grin grin grin
oga u nor too well o break leg kwa grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 4:25pm On Sep 29, 2015
MrsPhyno:
oga u nor too well o break leg kwa grin
grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op):
dukeolumde:
Let me let u sleep. I'll gist u up tomorrow..much love. Sleep tyte kiss
Adanna28:
Thank you very much dear, I'm touched cry
Very interesting! I'm sure Nairalanders would hardly forget this thread. People will always find their way to it as it keeps laughter steady on the faces of its readers. I think Dukeolumde and Adanna28 won't regret being here either. I sight a very beautiful beginning ready to kickoff. It usually starts like a joke you know!:*wink Who knows how Mr Bright could bear this!

Wish all viewers and posters happy bliss


Ekperem bu ya zie.



I remain your main person: Kingsley O. E. aka Lovelynature.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 10:52pm On Sep 29, 2015
Lovelynature:
Very interesting! I'm sure Nairalanders would hardly forget this thread. People will always find their way to it as it keeps laughter steady on the faces of its readers. Mostly, I think Dukeolumde and Adanna28 won't regret being here. I sight a very beautiful beginning ready to kickoff. It usually start like a joke you know!:*wink Who knows how Mr Bright could bear this!


Make una remember me oo on the occasion day.


Ekperem bu ya zie. Ma chetakwa mu oo!



I remain your person: Kingsley O. E. aka Lovelynature.
Geeeeeez did we win any price??grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 10:55pm On Sep 29, 2015
Lovelynature:
Very interesting! I'm sure Nairalanders would hardly forget this thread. People will always find their way to it as it keeps laughter steady on the faces of its readers. Mostly, I think Dukeolumde and Adanna28 won't regret being here. I sight a very beautiful beginning ready to kickoff. It usually start like a joke you know!:*wink Who knows how Mr Bright could bear this!


Make una remember me oo on the occasion day.


Ekperem bu ya zie. Ma chetakwa mu oo!



I remain your person: Kingsley O. E. aka Lovelynature.
Beautiful friendship indeed wink I'm very sociable online dear, with friends. I like to interact smiley

My man knows my character, so he not that insecure, if it was in person na wahala LOL, but it harmless.

Nice to meet u by the way smiley have a good night sha.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:02pm On Sep 29, 2015
dukeolumde:
Geeeeeez did we win any price??grin grin grin grin
check it out yourself. I didn't say so, your chats say it allsmiley)cheesycheesy. Who knows how far this can gocheesycheesy. That's why I want to play along:-/


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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:07pm On Sep 29, 2015
Adanna28:
Beautiful friendship indeed wink I'm very sociable online dear, with friends. I like to interact smiley

My man knows my character, so he not that insecure, if it was in person na wahala LOL, but it harmless.

Nice to meet u by the way smiley have a good night sha.
Good things don't come easy so I perfectly understand..little wonder she is soooo beautiful in every way u look @ hergrin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:09pm On Sep 29, 2015
Lovelynature:
check it out yourself. I didn't say so, your chats say it allsmiley)cheesycheesy. Who knows how far this can gocheesycheesy. That's why I want to play along:-/


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How I wish.. grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:09pm On Sep 29, 2015
Adanna28:
Beautiful friendship indeed wink I'm very sociable online dear, with friends. I like to interact smiley

My man knows my character, so he not that insecure, if it was in person na wahala LOL, but it harmless.

Nice to meet u by the way smiley have a good night sha.
wow such a lovely lady tomato face and very friendly nature as well, I'm loving the whole game with my lovelynature. nice to meet you too. Thanks! Good night


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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by llaykorn: 11:12pm On Sep 29, 2015
Adanna28:
Beautiful friendship indeed wink I'm very sociable online dear, with friends. I like to interact smiley

My man knows my character, so he not that insecure, if it was in person na wahala LOL, but it harmless.

Nice to meet u by the way smiley have a good night sha.
My name: it means the patient one... smiley
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:13pm On Sep 29, 2015
dukeolumde:
Good things don't come easy so I perfectly understand..little wonder she is soooo beautiful in every way u look @ hergrin grin grin grin
Honestly, I pray God bless me with her type of woman.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Sep 29, 2015
Lovelynature:
Honestly, I pray God bless me with her type of woman.
huh huh
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:15pm On Sep 29, 2015
Lovelynature:
Very interesting! I'm sure Nairalanders would hardly forget this thread. People will always find their way to it as it keeps laughter steady on the faces of its readers. I think Dukeolumde and Adanna28 won't regret being here either. I sight a very beautiful beginning ready to kickoff. It usually starts like a joke you know!:*wink Who knows how Mr Bright could bear this!

Wish all viewers and posters happy bliss


Ekperem bu ya zie.



I remain your main person: Kingsley O. E. aka Lovelynature.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:29pm On Sep 29, 2015
llaykorn:
My name: it means the patient one... smiley
Lovely smiley
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 11:31pm On Sep 29, 2015
dukeolumde:
Good things don't come easy so I perfectly understand..little wonder she is soooo beautiful in every way u look @ hergrin grin grin grin
Notin do you wink humbled really smiley Thanks dear, it nice to be complimented at times.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:16am On Sep 30, 2015
Adanna28:
Notin do you wink humbled really smiley Thanks dear, it nice to be complimented at times.
UWC dear...Do u speak Igbo??
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by stalwart123(m): 5:18pm On Sep 30, 2015
Johniyke2flex:
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the next day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my babe, to let her know that I am as much a man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all what you know about electromagnetism." The world came crashing at that moment cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A!
Like Vaginaa , Viagra
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