• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core. They may pretend not to,
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t
know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or
always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our presence, please try
to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too
broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just
because you're indoor is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash
your undies in our presence. Forget that popular
slang that when a man loves you,
he can even wash your undies. We’re not that cool
with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to
your language except you want to remain a
GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us. When
we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the
roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she
laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she
polluted the air.

• Always watching movies
If you're a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not
receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to films
once your man is around. We need your total
concentration when we are talking to you!

• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your man. He may feel that
one day, you will fight his mother.

• I Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you know
everything. When we argue about
sports, romance, friends etc... its cool for you to let us
win sometimes. It would do you no harm. Don't insist that
your point of view is the most correct!!


REJOINDERS!!!!!!!

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Busy body
The poster above God will bless d mod that will banned you

Modified:
I hate girls that talks too much I swear,esp gettin to attached to my frnds
I had a girl who was so close to my neighbours
Whenever she comes home they'll all chat for more than 5 hrs one day my neighbour came into my house and told her she should come to his room to slice ugu (vegetable) for em....oboy see as my babe stand up...as she was abt to go, na so I spark 4 her,she jejeli go sit down one place....after we brk up
My same neighbours talked bad abt her saying "the girl too dey talk,she no get control"

They tried it for my other girlfrnd "that one was to peel paw paw" I swear that girl gave them the reply of life....na dem use their mouth say oboy I like dis ur babe o she's too strict to guys she doesn't knw.....

@OP apart 4rm fighting and watching too much movies and farting, i dnt think d other points are dat bad, i personally find it fun to make any lady to start laughing, i feel good when a lady is laughing.

Asking for money every time....

Lining ur undies on the wire for public view

She should be herself and that's all...if you like her that way then you date her if you don't, you fukk off

I love my man, simply the best

Hmm...just passing....

Watz with guys sef?


Expect from the fighting aspect ....I see no reason y a girl can't do all that in her bf's presence,if we eat less or talk less u will be the one to say....GIRLS LIKE TO DEY FORM..mtchewwwwwuuuuuu

Juvenile post.

Real men don't care about these things, nobody has time to be conditioning his babe when there are more important things happening around them.

You people should go and find work and stop posting rubbish everyday.

Really?

you should like a girl four who she is
you don't just live the perfectness of somebody
you also love the flaws

midehi2:
I love my man, simply the best

Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too

tombravo:

Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too

Na u she dey refer to?

If she washes her panties in front of me..... It shows that she is free around me. If she farts while laughing...... Na love.
If she fights in front of me for the right thing..... I'm so gonna marry her.
If she talks dirty a lot..... That's cool.... Why are we dating?
If she eats too much..... We'll have a eating contest...
Simple.... If I love her, I love her niyen.. Which one be conditions. Chuo?

wolesmile:
Na u she dey refer to?

Abeg mind ya bizz till I face you

Harbosede02:
Watz with guys sef?


Expect from the fighting aspect ....I see no reason y a girl can't do all that in her bf's presence,if we eat less or talk less u will be the one to say....GIRLS LIKE TO DEY FORM..mtchewwwwwuuuuuu

Which kind of hiss be that... Wetin "uuuuuuu" dey do behind it

tombravo:

Which kind of hiss be that... Wetin "uuuuuuu" dey do behind it

ask me again......mtchewwwwwuuuuuu

Harbosede02:
ask me again......mtchewwwwwuuuuuu

Hothead. How are you lekunrere

laurel03:
Asking for money every time....

i agree with you 100 percent sir!

tombravo:

Hothead. How are you lekunrere

iyam finee....u?

How about things a couple shouldn't do in the presence of each other?

Do you FART in front of your partner? LOL ...Nigerians react..
WATCH THIS VIDEO :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK9JZeBpXXs

midehi2:
I love my man, simply the best

I love you right back damsel

tombravo:
If she washes her panties in front of me..... It shows that she is free around me. If she farts while laughing...... Na love.
If she fights in front of me for the right thing..... I'm so gonna marry her.
If she talks dirty a lot..... That's cool.... Why are we dating?
If she eats too much..... We'll have a eating contest...
Simple.... If I love her, I love her niyen.. Which one be conditions. Chuo?

thank you jor, you nailed it

tombravo:
Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too

Oga Abeg na

Don't blow nose and use style to clean it on your dress, don't chewing gum your guy, don't burst your pimples in Hus front, Dont go to toilet and piss or shit without washing your hands guy dey observe oh, Dont let us know give space and reason for the space when seeing your period we Dont want to see it

Favparis:
My Lady Farts in My Present. I don't get angry. It's fun. But I tell her not to do that even in a public bathroom because my neighbour (guy) might hear the sound cos she does that.

if watching movies keeps her happy, why not? Provided I don't require her service.

Don't mind d gender

You be homosexual or heterosexual?

So, she should basically turn to an actress for you? Dude, you're on your own.