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Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by wolesmile(m): 9:36am On Oct 07, 2015
• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core. They may pretend not to,
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t
know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or
always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our presence, please try
to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too
broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just
because you're indoor is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash
your undies in our presence. Forget that popular
slang that when a man loves you,
he can even wash your undies. We’re not that cool
with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to
your language except you want to remain a
GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us. When
we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the
roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she
laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she
polluted the air.

• Always watching movies
If you're a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not
receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to films
once your man is around. We need your total
concentration when we are talking to you!

• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your man. He may feel that
one day, you will fight his mother.

• I Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you know
everything. When we argue about
sports, romance, friends etc... its cool for you to let us
win sometimes. It would do you no harm. Don't insist that
your point of view is the most correct!!


REJOINDERS!!!!!!!

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by influenz: 9:38am On Oct 07, 2015
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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by younghartz(m): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2015
Busy body
The poster above God will bless d mod that will banned you

Modified:
I hate girls that talks too much I swear,esp gettin to attached to my frnds
I had a girl who was so close to my neighbours
Whenever she comes home they'll all chat for more than 5 hrs one day my neighbour came into my house and told her she should come to his room to slice ugu (vegetable) for em....oboy see as my babe stand up...as she was abt to go, na so I spark 4 her,she jejeli go sit down one place....after we brk up
My same neighbours talked bad abt her saying "the girl too dey talk,she no get control"

They tried it for my other girlfrnd "that one was to peel paw paw" I swear that girl gave them the reply of life....na dem use their mouth say oboy I like dis ur babe o she's too strict to guys she doesn't knw.....

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:40am On Oct 07, 2015
@OP apart 4rm fighting and watching too much movies and farting, i dnt think d other points are dat bad, i personally find it fun to make any lady to start laughing, i feel good when a lady is laughing.

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by laurel03(m): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2015
Asking for money every time....

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 07, 2015
Lining ur undies on the wire for public view
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 07, 2015
She should be herself and that's all...if you like her that way then you date her if you don't, you fukk off

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by vizkiz: 9:47am On Oct 07, 2015
apart from the fighting the other list are just pointless undecided

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by midehi2(f): 9:55am On Oct 07, 2015
I love my man, simply the best cool cool
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Luchi20(f): 9:57am On Oct 07, 2015
Hmm...just passing....
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:58am On Oct 07, 2015
Watz with guys sef?


Expect from the fighting aspect ....I see no reason y a girl can't do all that in her bf's presence,if we eat less or talk less u will be the one to say....GIRLS LIKE TO DEY FORM..mtchewwwwwuuuuuu

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by IndianaJay: 10:08am On Oct 07, 2015
Juvenile post.

Real men don't care about these things, nobody has time to be conditioning his babe when there are more important things happening around them.

You people should go and find work and stop posting rubbish everyday.

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Kunleskey(m): 10:13am On Oct 07, 2015
Really?
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by kimnicki(f): 10:28am On Oct 07, 2015
you should like a girl four who she is
you don't just live the perfectness of somebody
you also love the flaws
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:31am On Oct 07, 2015
midehi2:
I love my man, simply the best cool cool
Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by wolesmile(m): 10:34am On Oct 07, 2015
tombravo:

Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too
Na u she dey refer to?
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:36am On Oct 07, 2015
If she washes her panties in front of me..... It shows that she is free around me. If she farts while laughing...... Na love.
If she fights in front of me for the right thing..... I'm so gonna marry her.
If she talks dirty a lot..... That's cool.... Why are we dating?
If she eats too much..... We'll have a eating contest...
Simple.... If I love her, I love her niyen.. Which one be conditions. Chuo?

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:37am On Oct 07, 2015
wolesmile:
Na u she dey refer to?
Abeg mind ya bizz till I face you

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:40am On Oct 07, 2015
Harbosede02:
Watz with guys sef?


Expect from the fighting aspect ....I see no reason y a girl can't do all that in her bf's presence,if we eat less or talk less u will be the one to say....GIRLS LIKE TO DEY FORM..mtchewwwwwuuuuuu
Which kind of hiss be that... Wetin "uuuuuuu" dey do behind it
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:43am On Oct 07, 2015
tombravo:

Which kind of hiss be that... Wetin "uuuuuuu" dey do behind it
ask me again......mtchewwwwwuuuuuu
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:47am On Oct 07, 2015
Harbosede02:
ask me again......mtchewwwwwuuuuuu

Hothead. How are you lekunrere
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by magnifecent(m): 10:53am On Oct 07, 2015
laurel03:
Asking for money every time....
i agree with you 100 percent sir!
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 11:06am On Oct 07, 2015
tombravo:

Hothead. How are you lekunrere
iyam finee....u?
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by laravalentine(f): 11:09am On Oct 07, 2015
How about things a couple shouldn't do in the presence of each other?

Do you FART in front of your partner? LOL ...Nigerians react..
WATCH THIS VIDEO :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK9JZeBpXXs

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 07, 2015
midehi2:
I love my man, simply the best cool cool

I love you right back damsel cool
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by midehi2(f): 1:08pm On Oct 07, 2015
tombravo:
If she washes her panties in front of me..... It shows that she is free around me. If she farts while laughing...... Na love.
If she fights in front of me for the right thing..... I'm so gonna marry her.
If she talks dirty a lot..... That's cool.... Why are we dating?
If she eats too much..... We'll have a eating contest...
Simple.... If I love her, I love her niyen.. Which one be conditions. Chuo?
thank you jor, you nailed it grin
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Favparis(f): 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2015
tombravo:
Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too

Oga Abeg nacheesy
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Fozi(m): 3:28pm On Oct 07, 2015
Don't blow nose and use style to clean it on your dress, don't chewing gum your guy, don't burst your pimples in Hus front, Dont go to toilet and piss or shit without washing your hands guy dey observe oh, Dont let us know give space and reason for the space when seeing your period we Dont want to see it
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 3:31pm On Oct 07, 2015
Favparis:
My Lady Farts in My Present. I don't get angry. It's fun. But I tell her not to do that even in a public bathroom because my neighbour (guy) might hear the sound cos she does that.

if watching movies keeps her happy, why not? Provided I don't require her service.

Don't mind d gendercheesy

You be homosexual or heterosexual?

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by tommychow(m): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2015
So, she should basically turn to an actress for you? Dude, you're on your own.

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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Vinshu(f): 3:38pm On Oct 07, 2015
OP your post is pointless and if you go with this you are on your own. A lady has to be who she is. If you don't like her that way then you can walk out of her life. There is someone else waiting in line. Nonsense undecided Stup!d posts everywhere

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