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Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by wolesmile(m): 9:36am On Oct 07, 2015 |
• Farting In Our Presence Men hate this to the core. They may pretend not to, but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him. • Eating too much Whenever you Ladies are in our presence, please try to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because you're indoor is disgusting to say the least! • Washing your undies (panties) Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies. We’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies! • Talking too dirty Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!! • Laughing excessively Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted the air. • Always watching movies If you're a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to films once your man is around. We need your total concentration when we are talking to you! • Fighting Never you fight in front of your man. He may feel that one day, you will fight his mother. • I Too Know attitude Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports, romance, friends etc... its cool for you to let us win sometimes. It would do you no harm. Don't insist that your point of view is the most correct!! REJOINDERS!!!!!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by influenz: 9:38am On Oct 07, 2015 |
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Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by younghartz(m): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Busy body The poster above God will bless d mod that will banned you Modified: I hate girls that talks too much I swear,esp gettin to attached to my frnds I had a girl who was so close to my neighbours Whenever she comes home they'll all chat for more than 5 hrs one day my neighbour came into my house and told her she should come to his room to slice ugu (vegetable) for em....oboy see as my babe stand up...as she was abt to go, na so I spark 4 her,she jejeli go sit down one place....after we brk up My same neighbours talked bad abt her saying "the girl too dey talk,she no get control" They tried it for my other girlfrnd "that one was to peel paw paw" I swear that girl gave them the reply of life....na dem use their mouth say oboy I like dis ur babe o she's too strict to guys she doesn't knw..... 4 Likes |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:40am On Oct 07, 2015 |
@OP apart 4rm fighting and watching too much movies and farting, i dnt think d other points are dat bad, i personally find it fun to make any lady to start laughing, i feel good when a lady is laughing. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by laurel03(m): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Asking for money every time.... 2 Likes |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Lining ur undies on the wire for public view |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 07, 2015 |
She should be herself and that's all...if you like her that way then you date her if you don't, you fukk off 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by vizkiz: 9:47am On Oct 07, 2015 |
apart from the fighting the other list are just pointless 5 Likes |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by midehi2(f): 9:55am On Oct 07, 2015 |
I love my man, simply the best |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Luchi20(f): 9:57am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Hmm...just passing.... |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 9:58am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Watz with guys sef? Expect from the fighting aspect ....I see no reason y a girl can't do all that in her bf's presence,if we eat less or talk less u will be the one to say....GIRLS LIKE TO DEY FORM..mtchewwwwwuuuuuu 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by IndianaJay: 10:08am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Juvenile post. Real men don't care about these things, nobody has time to be conditioning his babe when there are more important things happening around them. You people should go and find work and stop posting rubbish everyday. 2 Likes |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Kunleskey(m): 10:13am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Really? |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by kimnicki(f): 10:28am On Oct 07, 2015 |
you should like a girl four who she is you don't just live the perfectness of somebody you also love the flaws |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:31am On Oct 07, 2015 |
midehi2:Yeah babe. Thanks. You're the best too |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by wolesmile(m): 10:34am On Oct 07, 2015 |
tombravo:Na u she dey refer to? |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:36am On Oct 07, 2015 |
If she washes her panties in front of me..... It shows that she is free around me. If she farts while laughing...... Na love. If she fights in front of me for the right thing..... I'm so gonna marry her. If she talks dirty a lot..... That's cool.... Why are we dating? If she eats too much..... We'll have a eating contest... Simple.... If I love her, I love her niyen.. Which one be conditions. Chuo? 3 Likes |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:37am On Oct 07, 2015 |
wolesmile:Abeg mind ya bizz till I face you 1 Like |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:40am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Harbosede02:Which kind of hiss be that... Wetin "uuuuuuu" dey do behind it |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:43am On Oct 07, 2015 |
tombravo:ask me again......mtchewwwwwuuuuuu |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 10:47am On Oct 07, 2015 |
Harbosede02: Hothead. How are you lekunrere |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by magnifecent(m): 10:53am On Oct 07, 2015 |
laurel03:i agree with you 100 percent sir! |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 11:06am On Oct 07, 2015 |
tombravo:iyam finee....u? |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by laravalentine(f): 11:09am On Oct 07, 2015 |
How about things a couple shouldn't do in the presence of each other? Do you FART in front of your partner? LOL ...Nigerians react.. WATCH THIS VIDEO : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK9JZeBpXXs 1 Like |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 07, 2015 |
midehi2: I love you right back damsel |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by midehi2(f): 1:08pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
tombravo:thank you jor, you nailed it |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Favparis(f): 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
tombravo: Oga Abeg na |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Fozi(m): 3:28pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Don't blow nose and use style to clean it on your dress, don't chewing gum your guy, don't burst your pimples in Hus front, Dont go to toilet and piss or shit without washing your hands guy dey observe oh, Dont let us know give space and reason for the space when seeing your period we Dont want to see it |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Nobody: 3:31pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Favparis: You be homosexual or heterosexual? 2 Likes |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by tommychow(m): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
So, she should basically turn to an actress for you? Dude, you're on your own. 1 Like |
Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man by Vinshu(f): 3:38pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
OP your post is pointless and if you go with this you are on your own. A lady has to be who she is. If you don't like her that way then you can walk out of her life. There is someone else waiting in line. Nonsense Stup!d posts everywhere |
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