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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 5:55pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
yeah,leggo! cheesy
take over...wil be back shortly...5mins left
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Titidi(f): 5:58pm On Oct 28, 2015
Sveen:
What exactly is gonna happen if I have money. You haven't met sveen.
What else are you expecting to happen than you giving me money
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 5:58pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
Lotusflower cheesy
Sweetie moi
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:00pm On Oct 28, 2015
lotusflower:
Sweetie moi
cheesy Wassup. Howz ur day going?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:00pm On Oct 28, 2015
Sveen:
I wanna fall recklessly.
Pit dey 4 ground o. Hmmmmmm,u know I luv u,jooooorh o
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
cheesy Wassup. Howz ur day going?
Very fyn,u?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 6:04pm On Oct 28, 2015
My dearest Lhorla

As the dawn surfaced, thereby unleashing it's scoops
of firmaments.
My dilated pupils slowly parted as I crawl out from
my slumber and reached for my cell.
Ruminating into several pictures herein, I saw a girl
dressed elegantly with a hat on her head.
I was stupefied at your vivacious sleekness.
My ouvre self became hovered.
I have seen my Venus.
I became oblivion of every other creatures on this
thread, the girls precisely.
You are altogether beautiful
You are cheerful
You are humorous
You give a new definition to the word "goddess."
Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence.
My love for you is intricate
It throws me into colossal conundrum
I've acquiesced my affection towards you
You radiated my life from gloom
Extirpating me from melancholy.
You are my companion when I'm forlorn.
Our hearts have been intertwined
Never to fall apart.
Our loved is unmatched, even if juxtaposed, you will
still rule over my heart.
I wanna cuddle in your arms every night.
In our late night tryst
Till wittiness creeps in.
While we go all xoxo.
In our lovey-dovey realms.
While expressing my untainted and unmatched real
love for you, accompanied by the Nightingale and
mockingbirds, I wanna be your morning sun. I wanna
be the guy that will love you relentlessly no matter
the circumstances. I wanna be the cloth you wear,
the food you eat, the one to kiss your sleepy eye.
You are my river goddess, you've successfully
hypnotized and charmed me to the extent that I
cannot for a moment live without you. You are my
lady Morgana, my magically ingrained princess. You
are amazingly perfect in every way, you are ugly
pretty, you make me unable to differentiate between
sarcasm and paradiastole.
I will wake you up with a cunnilinctus in the morning,
thereby unleashing you into the great world of
ecstasy, sucking away all your sorrows and replacing
it with happiness and satisfaction.
L- Lovely
H- Happiness
O- Obedient
R- Righteous
L- Lovable
A- Affectionate.
Anticipation of love makes me go gaga over you. I
love you with all my heart sweetheart.
Should I start jubilating that I've won over the heart
of the most beautiful girl in the milky way?

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 6:05pm On Oct 28, 2015
Titidi:

What else are you expecting to happen than you giving me money
You did laugh after this statement, didn't you?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by boombay(m): 6:06pm On Oct 28, 2015
TITIDI AND TEMMI001 PLEASE MY WOOING LINES ARE KILLING!!!angry SO BEWARE!!!angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:08pm On Oct 28, 2015
lotusflower:
Very fyn,u?
very 'un-fine'. sad
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:08pm On Oct 28, 2015
DharmyYinks:
SCHEDULE OF WOOING CHALLENGE

Lhorla & Sveen - 6:00pm - 6:10pm

Temmi001 & Boombay - 6:12pm - 6:22pm

Lotusflower & Sveen - 6:24pm - 6:34pm

Titidi & Boombay Vs TheMainMan - 6:34pm - 6:50pm

Mzlarem & Fawaazsanni Vs Jerryspan - 6:50pm - 7:05pm

Wooes choose d wooer and lines dat got them - 7:07pm - 7:20pm

Viewers "Like" The Wooing Lines They Think Is The Best - 7:20pm - 7:30pm

The Host & Co-Host decides tha Ultimate Winner 8:00pm


Wooers get ur lines ready!

Wooees get ur hearts set!

Viewers get ur likes alert!

Watch out has the challenge begins in 15minutes time.

No Late Coming!
U mean business ooo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by boombay(m): 6:09pm On Oct 28, 2015
Sveen:
My dearest Lhorla
As the dawn surfaced, thereby unleashing it's scoops of firmaments. My dilated pupils slowly parted as I crawl out from my slumber and reached for my cell. Ruminating into several pictures herein, I saw a girl dressed elegantly with a hat on her head. I was stupefied at your vivacious sleekness. My ouvre self became hovered. I have seen my Venus. I became oblivion of every other creatures on this thread, the girls precisely. You are altogether beautiful You are cheerful You are humorous You give a new definition to the word "goddess." Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence. My love for you is intricate It throws me into colossal conundrum I've acquiesced my affection towards you You radiated my life from gloom Extirpating me from melancholy. You are my companion when I'm forlorn. Our hearts have been intertwined Never to fall apart. Our loved is unmatched, even if juxtaposed, you will still rule over my heart. I wanna cuddle in your arms every night. In our late night tryst Till wittiness creeps in. While we go all xoxo. In our lovey-dovey realms. While expressing my untainted and unmatched real love for you, accompanied by the Nightingale and mockingbirds, I wanna be your morning sun. I wanna be the guy that will love you relentlessly no matter the circumstances. I wanna be the cloth you wear, the food you eat, the one to kiss your sleepy eye. You are my river goddess, you've successfully hypnotized and charmed me to the extent that I cannot for a moment live without you. You are my lady Morgana, my magically ingrained princess. You are amazingly perfect in every way, you are ugly pretty, you make me unable to differentiate between sarcasm and paradiastole. I will wake you up with a cunnilinctus in the morning, thereby unleashing you into the great world of ecstasy, sucking away all your sorrows and replacing it with happiness and satisfaction. L- Lovely H- Happiness O- Obedient R- Righteous L- Lovable A- Affectionate. Anticipation of love makes me go gaga over you. I love you with all my heart sweetheart. Should I start jubilating that I've won over the heart of the most beautiful girl in the milky way?










YOU FALL MY HANDS!!angryangry



NA SO THEM DEY TAKE WOO BABES?!angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:10pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
very 'un-fine'. sad
>: why dear?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2015
MzLarem:
U mean business ooo
I tell u
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2015
Lol,sveen. Lmao! Gosh! OMG! Wtf! Chai! Nawa o! Mind-blowing!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 6:13pm On Oct 28, 2015
boombay n temmi001
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2015
lotusflower:
>: why dear?
just like nobodyy,this second list ish is beginning to (in ur own words) 'eat into the fabrics of my happiness'. Am tired of waiting.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
Lol,sveen. Lmao! Gosh! OMG! Wtf! Chai! Nawa o! Mind-blowing!
Dis guy mean business o
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:15pm On Oct 28, 2015
lotusflower:
Dis guy mean business o
lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:15pm On Oct 28, 2015
Lmaoooooo..sveen e aff kill me oo..Lol! Wetin apen na..u're meant to woo nt give lines dat will make her pple say u shld be taking her 4 free widout paying bride price.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2015
I misplaced my 3D glasses...
I'll be right back. Sveen damn! You wan kill Lhorla wif love ni?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
just like nobodyy,this second list ish is beginning to (in ur own words) 'eat into the fabrics of my happiness'. Am tired of waiting.
Dearie,try as much as possible 2 tk ur mind off it. All will b well in shaa Allah
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Titidi(f): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2015
MzLarem:
U mean business ooo
Sveen means war
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ritzychinco(f): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2015
Tyityi:
pls as any one been cleared in d faculty of education
Not bn cleared too
I rep Biznes education
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2015
Nutmeg0,ur moniker is making me smile. It reminded me of sumtin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2015
Nutmeg0,ur moniker is making me smile. It reminded me of sumtin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:18pm On Oct 28, 2015
MzLarem:
Lmaoooooo..sveen e aff kill me oo..Lol! Wetin apen na..u're meant to woo nt give lines dat will make her pple say u shld be taking her 4 free widout paying bride price.
Abi o. Lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jerryspan(m): 6:18pm On Oct 28, 2015
Ba3 low oo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by boombay(m): 6:19pm On Oct 28, 2015
TEMMI001,BEFORE THIS WOOING STUFF I'VE BEEN ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO WOO YOUgrin
I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEARCH DIFFERENT SITES FOR WOOING LIKE SVEEN DID!grin
THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTLY FROM MY KIDNEY!! OH SORRY MY HEART!!grin




















TEMMI001,
YOU'RE THE ONLY SUGAR IN MY TEAgrin
MY ONLY COCKROACH IN MY CUPBOARD,
MY ONLY MONKEY IN BANANA FORESTgrin
WITHOUT YOU I'M DEAD!!
I'LL TAKE YOU TO ATLANTA, DUBAI INFACT MY FATHER'S VILLAGE!grin
I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR YOU I SWEAR!!!grin







#KISSES FROM BOOMBAY









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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 6:19pm On Oct 28, 2015
Boombay u aff kill me oooo...lmaooooooo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:19pm On Oct 28, 2015
haywhy911:
Nutmeg0,ur moniker is making me smile. It reminded me of sumtin

haywhy911:
Nutmeg0,ur moniker is making me smile. It reminded me of sumtin

You were busy smiling You didn't realise that u'v posted the same thing twice cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:20pm On Oct 28, 2015
lotusflower:
Dearie,try as much as possible 2 tk ur mind off it. All will b well in shaa Allah
am tryin to. Buh its easier said than done. Am waiting to see the person that will woo u

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