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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Progress2468(m): 8:20am On Oct 31, 2015
himkers:


did you go to poly by choice?? No! its coz you didn't pass jamb grin.... and you want to engage someone that graduated from a university that passed his jamb

I finished from a uni and my broda is currently studying engineering in Auchi Poly, not because he dint pass jamb, infact he got admission into AAU Ekpoma, but he chose Auchi poly because of the quality of the institution when it comes to engineering

Now I have one word for you





































GERRARAHERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by agoman: 8:21am On Oct 31, 2015
egift:
1. The problem is not that he made a mistake, but him not correcting it.
2. I can also see many here who are mocking him, committing even a bigger blunder in their write-ups than the one they are mocking.
it might even be a typo

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by owoatiswag(m): 8:22am On Oct 31, 2015
I bliv itz a typing error... We all make it once in a while.... Try to add T to d A then u wil make sense of it "he is a camp" "he is at camp"

Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:22am On Oct 31, 2015
samyomz:
stupidity is when yo use one person to judge a whole tribe #
thanks for this punch line grin..i will always quote you when the tide turns the other way round.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 31, 2015
nurasurajo:

you are right. It was a mistake, I mean corps not corp.
ok bro u welcome....
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by maduinfo: 8:24am On Oct 31, 2015
[quote author=ojuu4u post=39539000][/quote]I laugh in swazi grin grin grin, " which university did U went?"...Naija I hail thee
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 31, 2015
What if the 'a' was meant to be @? Might be a typo.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by oz4real83(m): 8:25am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.
even the "corper" u are talking about is wrong although most people make the mistake. There nothing like "corper". What we have is "corps member" or "corps members" and the "s" in the "corps" is silent.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Fearcom(m): 8:26am On Oct 31, 2015
divinehand2003:
The otondo is telling good wit himself. He Is employable I believe

Did u type this on purpose abi na accidental discharge grin

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by poeticjerry(m): 8:28am On Oct 31, 2015
U dnt judge a person's ability by how fluent his/her English is...I've seen smart pple who dnt necessarily speak eng well nd very dull pple who knw d basics of english language...We keep forgetting d fact dat irrespective of d fact dat its our lingua franca,its a BORROWED LANGUAGE....Most of d critics here can't even speak in their mother tongue,dats where the real shame is......

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by uwa1(m): 8:28am On Oct 31, 2015
saminduka:

When he applies for a job and his employer offers to run through his Facebook wall (cos that's what some of them do these days), make him tell the man to dey understanding abi? And fill in the blank spaces ba?
Lorbish.


Tanks for the update... But dnt u tink u r over flogging dis issue... Am no saint cos I ve made a lot of grammartical and typographical errors...

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by ELGREF(m): 8:31am On Oct 31, 2015
SW are still the best in time of education, ask your father

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:32am On Oct 31, 2015
Na the same people.
Chekyjustice:




Mr Westerner, learn to use punctuation to make more understandable ur statement
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by penance(m): 8:32am On Oct 31, 2015
Hhehehehehehehehe,shebi em graduate,what of the countless brainacs that have carryovers... and to u tribalistic fowls,continue in your tribalism,it will feed you this morning,fools
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Gidson05(m): 8:32am On Oct 31, 2015
this tread is hot! Feeling the heat of tribalism and Mr know it all.






#RIP English# Naija murdered English
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by swaggprofessor(m): 8:34am On Oct 31, 2015
yes he is correct na. He is a camp wey service dey do. simple

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Mamode14(m): 8:37am On Oct 31, 2015
I believe that if someone makes a mistake,he should be corrected but why would you abuse someone's tribe. it's not right tongue

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by harry509: 8:37am On Oct 31, 2015
Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?
abeg english nu b our mama tribe, if e 2 hard u speak simple n correct pigin. Na GOD name I take beg una. Corpa's wi..wi!

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:37am On Oct 31, 2015
And It doesnt remove the offensive stench from every fat yoruba woman's as.ses and armpits either.
tonytony208:


That does not remove the curse on Igbo land that makes your land filled with gully erosion.

It does not remove the curse on Igbo's that make you leave your home underdevelop, but develop other people's homes.

It does not remove the curse that makes Igbo's call one another OSUs.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by tonytony208(m): 8:39am On Oct 31, 2015
Lachynos2k2:
And It doesnt remove the offensive stench from every fat yoruba woman's as.ses and armpits either.

Most fat women, including fat Igbo women stink. So, your comment is senseless.

So, you have been smelling Yoruba women asse.es? Then you must either be a dog or a pig.

It means you must have come from aba city, the piggery section of the zoo called Nigeria.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by smudge2079(m): 8:40am On Oct 31, 2015
He myt have his own meaning for dat statement. After all, David Beckham, an English man once said "I was not teached mathematics in school" wink
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by xtervaganza(m): 8:41am On Oct 31, 2015
If na Patrick obiaghon talk am now you go say e correct oo
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Maximus85(m): 8:43am On Oct 31, 2015
Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?

Definitely a typo. That is why no matter how excited you are, you need to read over before pushing the send button on social media.

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