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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 31, 2015
Progress2468:


I finished from a uni and my broda is currently studying engineering in Auchi Poly, not because he dint pass jamb, infact he got admission into AAU Ekpoma, but he chose Auchi poly because of the quality of the institution when it comes to engineering

Now I have one word for you





































GERRARAHERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you. Can lie oooooooooooo

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2015
ELGREF:
SW are still the best in time of education, ask your father
"in terms" olodo Hhahaha...your fellow south waster said that he is a camp. Maybe you are parade ground.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Mamode14(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2015
Igbo Yoruba Hausa = wazobia....so make una stop this una quarrel o #igbo vs Yoruba ....proudly urhobo Boi grin
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by poeticjerry(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2015
Nigerians have no chill...we always channel our vigour into d wrong discussions....Someone makes a mistake nd then u pick it up not to correct it or constructively criticize it but to ridicule it nd make a satirical mimmick of it....Some retards will even go the extra mile of associating it with a tribe....Most pple here lending dere uncouth tongues to dis argument are riddled with faults demselves......U shud either correct d mistake or ignore it,dere are bigger issues begging attention....Later,one idiot will come out to ask why d Nigerian youths av nt been placed in positions of power...That's cos d average Nigerian youth is immature nd has a dishevelled priority list.....Let's Grow Up!!!

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by superted87: 8:50am On Oct 31, 2015
SirJeffry:
He's probably going for MSC and PhD soon 'cos all of them from there have PhD but still call Abraham, HABRAHAM.

Congrats, the latest SW grad in town. undecided

And u pronounce OIL as ?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by onelife97: 8:50am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.
And to my own knowledge there is nothing like "corper"but corps member.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:52am On Oct 31, 2015
tonytony208:


Most fat women, including fat Igbo women stink. So, your comment is senseless.

So, you have been smelling Yoruba women asse.es? Then you must either be a dog or a pig.

It means you must have come from aba city, the piggery section of the zoo called Nigeria.
yeah i own a piggery farm,thats where i keep pigs like you.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by sheunsheun(m): 8:52am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.
Mumu is there any English word lyk Corper?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nwaisuochi(m): 8:54am On Oct 31, 2015
sunnyeinstein:
At least d western illiterates r tryin to get an education and hope to get a legit job...

Yeeebos? They run away from school to learn and do frauds and many criminal acts... just go to the crime section, dem full there, awon yeeeboh oloshi.

NB: namadi kanu is looking for gun to kill naija pple and u want him released... he's finished. He'll try to commit suicide for dis one wey he don dey so. Also, all those idiaat yeebohs shouting they'll burn down d naija embassy in japan yesterday hv dey done it? Awon oloriburuku oshi. Na to shout Biafra dem sabi. If dey deport una jail full ground for y'all. Wetin happen for 1967-70 we go remodel am for una, no quick death dis tym na living hell una go dey death no go come even if una beg am. Awon oloshi radarada yii angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Yes, he will commit suicide like your satanic grandfather Awolowo!

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by tonytony208(m): 8:56am On Oct 31, 2015
Lachynos2k2:
yeah i own a piggery farm,thats where i keep pigs like you.

Hallucinating bastardd. The pig goes about smelling Yoruba women's arse.s. Who placed that curse on you?

And like I commented earlier, your comment is senseless.

Nothing smells worse in our compound like mama chinonyen. She is fat and horrible. She wouldn't take her bath for days on end. You have to cover your nose each time you walk past her, lest she infest you with her horrible stink.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by gulfer: 8:58am On Oct 31, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
grin
a waste graduate from d west see im waist
This comment is uncalled for, therefore receive sense.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 8:58am On Oct 31, 2015
grin...he might just be employable if he's good at solving physics and mathematics... grin....who gives you damn about english...after all English isn't moving naija forward...

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by AbbeySOM: 8:58am On Oct 31, 2015
attention007:
Have u been to a poly before? Some graduates from poly are far better than the ones from the University....quote me anyday

Chai! Nigerians with abuse... What's all these Polytechnic and westerners you people are bringing to the fray...? Abuse him as a person and stop all dis discriminations. Ahn ahn... I doubt if any of his abusers have gud grade in English. Jesuuuuuuuuus!

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by blessedfavoured: 9:03am On Oct 31, 2015
emmalexabl:
He obviously had the SOPHISTICATED kind of education... grin

Oh pleae, this has nothing to do with tribe. I remember when I was in camp there were lots of people from the SE and SS that could hardly string a simple sentence together. Like the one that was asking my friend out, that will always send his friend to talk for him, even the friend's englisg self, error. I had to ask if mr toaster is mute, when we finally heard him speak Good gracious God. The ones from akwa ibom/calabar ko, with their terrible accent, that you're not even sure if they're speaking english or efik. Same thing for the yorubas that murder the language with their terrible h factor and bad intonation.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Ojestas(m): 9:03am On Oct 31, 2015
onelife97:

And to my own knowledge there is nothing like "corper"but corps member.
oz4real83:
even the "corper" u are talking about is wrong although most people make the mistake. There nothing like "corper". What we have is "corps member" or "corps members" and the "s" in the "corps" is silent.
sheunsheun:

Mumu is there any English word lyk Corper?
oz4real83:
even the "corper" u are talking about is wrong although most people make the mistake. There nothing like "corper". What we have is "corps member" or "corps members" and the "s" in the "corps" is silent.
More cries If dem call you corper for town, u no dey answer?? abi if u were asked to spell it, would u spell copper??. SMH!! God bless your thinking and understanding!! some people go just open mouth like say dem wan vomit...@ d end they spew gibberish. A reasonable and sensible graduate would understand what i meant.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by higherpower: 9:03am On Oct 31, 2015
pman001:
this is really not funny...is this one employable??tomorow you will hear him shout no job for naija.God have mercy.







What if he wanted to write "am now in camp"?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by nattty(m): 9:03am On Oct 31, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
grin
a waste graduate from d west see im waist
U lack wisdom.....what is it with d west? and I know its people like you that didn't make waec...
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Bimpe29: 9:05am On Oct 31, 2015
Nigerians are not always addressing issues appropriately. Some posters above me are pointing at a certain zone of the country in their replies. Pls what has that got to do with this? Does it take away the fact that the boy/man is not a graduate of a Nigerian university? No it is. We must pay attention to the root cause of a problem, before the resulting effect. Education systems in every zone of Nigeria are in serious mess.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by midolian(m): 9:05am On Oct 31, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
grin
a waste graduate from d west see im waist
hahhahahaha..you are crazy! cheesy cheesy

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Mamode14(m): 9:08am On Oct 31, 2015
very soon nairaland go share o....Western nairaland and eastern nairaland cause this tribalism stuff is getting too much jeez.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:09am On Oct 31, 2015
Cre8:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. I feel is excitement.

Shame on you.... It's "his" not "is" ... How dare you even laugh.... Pot calling kettle black...
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Awoofawo(m): 9:10am On Oct 31, 2015
Nairaland is Yeyeland!!! Na everything you na dey fight over! Yoruba this, Igbo that, Hausa what?

You na go dey fight over irrelevant issues, as if oyinbo folks don't commit worst grammer errors.

The true is that, until will drop english and replace it with our mother tongue as medium of communication (just as Ghana recently planning to do) there will be no meaningfull development in the country.
No pun intend and insult is welcome for any fool that think otherwise!
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nicepoker(m): 9:10am On Oct 31, 2015
juman:
It was just a little mistake.

He meant "Am now at camp, Thanks u God"

He missed just "t". instead of "at", he wrote "a".

He did not re-read it well before he posted it. It can happen to anybody.
how about the thankS u God.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by klbakare(m): 9:10am On Oct 31, 2015
ojuu4u are you okay at all? You want me to say "he might have graduated from a polytechnic" in place of "he must have graduated/finished from a ploytechnic" i will counsel you to go revise your mastering english thoroughly. You are obviously a polytechnic graduate. Please swerve. There are other errors you have made which i do not have all the time to address. You should try to modify your posts.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by ephemm(m): 9:12am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.

my dear, no one is an island of knowledge, for your information, your survey should have been correctly written as
"80% of corps members..."

there is nothing like "corpers"

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Kassidy90(m): 9:12am On Oct 31, 2015
am not too good in english either and i dont think he meant that....
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by charlsecy(m): 9:12am On Oct 31, 2015
Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?
Maybe what was intended is "I am now in camp...."
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by smart8927(m): 9:12am On Oct 31, 2015
Motherfucker angry
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:13am On Oct 31, 2015
Am now @ camp! I don't get, What's the ruckus about pls?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nicepoker(m): 9:13am On Oct 31, 2015
Gguy4real:
I don't blame you guys..how many easterner or northerner or southerner that can compete with westerner in term of education stupid people sha...because the guy do little mistake see yeye people don dey shout and cry say na westerner so igbo people no fit do mistake abi useless people
in term or in terms of education. Please Look for a dark hut and hide ur face. F00l.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by luqmanayomide: 9:14am On Oct 31, 2015
What is d meaning of dis post now?
Op pls stop post rubish

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