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enny4real23:
u can do it in the dead sea since a person can float in it due to the high concentration of salt, hmmm....... I wonder ow it will feel

possible but the se.x wouldn't be hot at all.. When they finally find you guys body you'll look like a magun victim... Cause yall will pass out cold and stuck together

21 making love at the village stream with local girls. 22 making love on the farm.

21 making love at the village stream with local girls. 22 making love on the farm.

dis op na oponu ode...

Ay04z:
dis op na oponu ode...

ur left leg 4 there

Op, u didn't include d Apollo Space Capsule.

fullstreets:
Op, u didn't include d Apollo Space Capsule.

so u wan make persin start dey go spacecraft becos of sex, u no well

Having sex in the kitchen is fun until hot water splashes on your erect penis

ebuksy:
Having sex in the kitchen is fun until hot water splashes on your erect penis

LOL, i cant even imagine dat right now

Durentt:
Everybody wud die one day but before u die why not make the best of ur sex life by trying out new things. Sex shouldnt always be in the bedroom so check dis out:

1. The drive thru (Traffic stop): Tinted windows and long wait time comes in handy for this one. But be finished before the traffic light says green.
2. Ontop the washing machine: Yea, then when u just remove the cloth u are wearing and dump it into the washing machine, ur partner comes in and you two get ontop that washing machine. The vibration from the washing machine also adds to the fun, What a heavenly feeling!
3. The Zoo: Yes, it possible just like they do on discovery channel.
4. On the horse'sback: Yes, its very possible and u can commonly do the 69style. Inventive but dangerous
5. Parachute: Dangerous but very enjoyable. Talk about being on Cloud9 But u and ur partner gotta hav good stamina though.
6. The stairs: If u get overpleased u'll just fall off but apart from that its fun.
7. The Elevator: When u are going from 1st floor to 50th floor, its a very huge opportunity.
8. Shower: This has to be the best u dont need whatsoever clean-up after sex. Yikes!
9. On A Plane: Dont try it where people are sitted, go hide somewhere and do it. Maybe in their restroom.
10. In the Lecturer's Office: Most ladies are guilty of this but no wahala it also made my list.
11. At a church: Oooops forgive me father cos am sinning right now but sex in the shurch is very possible!
12. In a cemetry: Gross but when u nd ur partner are very horrny and u see a cemetry around, go and hide behind a corpse and do it. At least no one wud disturb you. Forget about fake naija movies tellin u corpse would wake up and stuffs like dat, its a Lie! You're not the first neither wud u be the last!
13. The Library: Shhhhh, remember, u have to be kwayet!
14. On A Motorcycle: I mean a motorcycle stopped and parked already. Make sure it wasnt running recently lest u'll get some nasty exhaust burns.
15. On top of a hill: You'd have quite the view and feel like u're ontop of the world.
16. On A Rooftop: Rehindeers aren't the only ones that can make noise on rooftops *shrugs*
17. On a bed with Silk or Satin Bedsheets: Why not pamper yourself?
18. In A Tent: Not having enough space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much exiciting.
19. In Front of An Open window: Show the world!
20. On A Chair: Practically, u can find one anywhere!
21. Under The Rain: (Anywhere really) At least Beyonce did it and enjoyed it.

Dont knock em off till you try em.

very funny indeed....btw which have you tried?

Lsofdk:
very funny indeed....btw which have you tried?

All of d above

Out of all dese places dat u mentioned, which among dem have u experienced

Durentt:
All of d above

cemetry too? I'm not with you on that
kudos keep exploring new locations

Durentt:
Everybody wud die one day but before u die why not make the best of ur sex life by trying out new things. Sex shouldnt always be in the bedroom so check dis out:

1. The drive thru (Traffic stop): Tinted windows and long wait time comes in handy for this one. But be finished before the traffic light says green.
2. Ontop the washing machine: Yea, then when u just remove the cloth u are wearing and dump it into the washing machine, ur partner comes in and you two get ontop that washing machine. The vibration from the washing machine also adds to the fun, What a heavenly feeling!
3. The Zoo: Yes, it possible just like they do on discovery channel.
4. On the horse'sback: Yes, its very possible and u can commonly do the 69style. Inventive but dangerous
5. Parachute: Dangerous but very enjoyable. Talk about being on Cloud9 But u and ur partner gotta hav good stamina though.
6. The stairs: If u get overpleased u'll just fall off but apart from that its fun.
7. The Elevator: When u are going from 1st floor to 50th floor, its a very huge opportunity.
8. Shower: This has to be the best u dont need whatsoever clean-up after sex. Yikes!
9. On A Plane: Dont try it where people are sitted, go hide somewhere and do it. Maybe in their restroom.
10. In the Lecturer's Office: Most ladies are guilty of this but no wahala it also made my list.
11. At a church: Oooops forgive me father cos am sinning right now but sex in the shurch is very possible!
12. In a cemetry: Gross but when u nd ur partner are very horrny and u see a cemetry around, go and hide behind a corpse and do it. At least no one wud disturb you. Forget about fake naija movies tellin u corpse would wake up and stuffs like dat, its a Lie! You're not the first neither wud u be the last!
13. The Library: Shhhhh, remember, u have to be kwayet!
14. On A Motorcycle: I mean a motorcycle stopped and parked already. Make sure it wasnt running recently lest u'll get some nasty exhaust burns.
15. On top of a hill: You'd have quite the view and feel like u're ontop of the world.
16. On A Rooftop: Rehindeers aren't the only ones that can make noise on rooftops *shrugs*
17. On a bed with Silk or Satin Bedsheets: Why not pamper yourself?
18. In A Tent: Not having enough space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much exiciting.
19. In Front of An Open window: Show the world!
20. On A Chair: Practically, u can find one anywhere!
21. Under The Rain: (Anywhere really) At least Beyonce did it and enjoyed it.

Dont knock em off till you try em.

3-the zoo?dont even think abt it
4,5,15,16,19.your fall shall be great
7 & 9.pray u don't get caught
11.
12.no comments
21.not until thunder fires u
2.dunno abt dat
17,18 & 20. The right place shaa
1.u r definitely looking 4 trouble
2. That's new

On the gas cooker
In a coffin
On the road
In market place
At Oshodi Oke
At a conference
On a live TV show
In front of your parents
In your bosse's office
In jail, etc

Real 'outstanding' places Na!!! #mstvhweeeeew....

Op, u forget to add hell.I mean the market place.

Junior66:
21 making love at the village stream with local girls.
22 making love on the farm.

bros. You lived in the village for too long

boboLIL:
Op come make I straff u for roof na... Mtcheeeew

ARE u a gay?

bobbyluis:
3-the zoo?dont even think abt it
4,5,15,16,19.your fall shall be great
7 & 9.pray u don't get caught
11.
12.no comments
21.not until thunder fires u
2.dunno abt dat
17,18 & 20. The right place shaa
1.u r definitely looking 4 trouble
2. That's new

lol. Why u no get comment 4 numba 12 naa. Are u scared?

Johnnoah1st:
ARE u a gay?

where did u come from

Sheflex4real:
Op, u forget to add hell.I mean the market place.

market wetin? Make dem beat shii comot 4rm persiin body. All dis backward home-based nigerians

Lsofdk:

cemetry too? I'm not with you on that
kudos keep exploring new locations

believe me the cemetry is the best place. Quiet and coool

obiorathesubtle:
bros. You lived in the village for too long

hahahahahaha. Seriously u missed it. Abi u no de go village for christmas? There is a certain thrill in it. U just feel like u are an animal in the wild and the girls are so free. U dnt get that thrill with ur girlfriends in the city. Try it this xmas u wnt regret it.

Junior66:
hahahahahaha. Seriously u missed it. Abi u no de go village for christmas? There is a certain thrill in it. U just feel like u are an animal in the wild and the girls are so free. U dnt get that thrill with ur girlfriends in the city. Try it this xmas u wnt regret it.

hahahaha, thank you so much. But I'd rather remain human in a 'city' of humans than go to the village so I can turn into an animal

Na shower Bleep sure pass ...

Legitbaba:
Na shower Bleep sure pass ...

yea

Durentt:
lol. Why u no get comment 4 numba 12 naa. Are u scared?

Maybe

obiorathesubtle:
hahahaha, thank you so much. But I'd rather remain human in a 'city' of humans than go to the village so I can turn into an animal

hahahaha. Ma brother goodnyt. I cant stop laughing here.

bobbyluis:
Maybe

please dont be its just a cemetery

on top transformer

OP how many u don accomplish for the list

Durentt:
market wetin? Make dem beat shii comot 4rm persiin body. All dis backward home-based nigerians

I'm just saying, why will any normal person wana have s*x in all those places. "Cemetery" like seriously.